Thursday, 29 October 2009

Two Boys, Aged 10, Arrested For Rape

If true, the rape of an 8 year old girl by these two young boys must be a terribly harrowing experience for the poor young girl and her family.

But how the buggering arseholes
does a 10 year old boy get a fucking lob on?

Answers on a postcard please to:

Baron Peter Benjamin Mandelson of Foy in the county of Herefordshire and Hartlepool in the county of Durham, First Secretary of State, Secretary of State for Business, Innovation and Skills, President of the Board of Trade and Lord President of the Council,
The House of Lords


Sue said...

Nothing to do with all that compulsory sex education in primary schools is it?

Nah, it can't be, that's meant to put them off..

Fuck me, when we were 10, we didn't know what it was for because people didn't even talk about it!!!

Gigits said...

I'm sure Mandy knows very well that boys are quite capable of producing little stiffies from an early age.

Oldrightie said...

As a cunning and very powerful pederast,who promoted the reduction of the consensual age of buggery, why should the despicble pederast care?
For our etsteemed lover of sex with boys, who escapes all censure, is he bothered? Nah, pass the KY.

Barking Spider said...

I'm with Sue on this - sex education for 5 year-olds - yep, that'll do it! Once more the Left apply themselves to our baser instincts and instruct young children how to produce tiny little Labour voters! I used to get plenty of little stiffies when I was a child but I didn't know why it happened and I certainly didn't know what it was for!! I seem to remember, though, that it was called childhood.

Word verification is "fings" and I immediately thought, "fings ain't what they used to be"!

All Seeing Eye said...

Yes, agree with Sue as well. It ain't a coincidence, is it?

Dark Lochnagar said...

I agree too! I seem to remember getting a hard on around that age watching Emma Peel in the Avengers on a swing. Didn't know what to do with the fucking thing mind you. Fortunately my big sister was there to give me a B.J. Sorry Ladies!

banned said...

Not nearly enough in that article to come to any conclusions at all.
"she says she was sexually assaulted", doesn't say " rape " except in the headline, might just have been " Dr. & Nurses " gone a bit far ( didn't we all ? ) but I'm with Sue and others, Labours sexualisation of infants ( incl compulsory buggery is beautifull lessons ) was bound to come to this.

Captain Haddock said...

Surely this case is of no interest to Lord Mangledbum .. after all these two lads (whatever they're alleged to have done) would appear to be "Hetero" .. they were allegedly involved with a GIRL ..

Something totally abhorrent to his Lordship ..

Like most other normal lads of that age, I too got an "Eric" .. usually whilst watching the Tiller Girls on Sunday Night at The London Palladium (in Black & White).. and hoping to God my mother wouldn't notice .. Lol

Captain Ranty said...

Two points:

1. We get blue-veiners in the womb, so it starts early....

2. The Americans have found direct links with growth hormones in the food chain (fed to cattle, chickens etc) and the onset of early puberty.

The mystery, as has been pointed out, is why these two lads thought they could use their dangles for their second purpose so early in life. I know my two boys were too young at ten for sex education but I answered their questions honestly when they asked.

I hope the wee lassie gets over it quickly and isn't fucked up for the rest of her life.


Lexander said...

I am forever grateful for several "aunties" who sorted out my "stiffies" from the age of ten onwards. Soon the village gals took over.

Anonymous said...

I didnt know how to do 'it' until I was 17. Times have changed.

monster raving hard on party said...

I will never forget my first stiffy. Neither did the dog!

Dark Lochnagar said...

First stiffy? It's never gone down since.

Gordon Brown said...

It has always been a manifesto commitment of the Labour Party to lower the age of puberty