Monday, 19 April 2010

Grumpy Old Twat Doesn't Do . . .

. . . road signs but if he did, he'd make a few adjustments to those stop go signs they use at temporary road works. Just to wind some fucks into the BMW drivers that are 'running late' ;-)


12 comments:

The Rt Hon. Grim Reaper said...

G.O.T, it looks like we're both singing from the same hymn sheet tonight! I was driving into town this afternoon. Just after coming off a dual carriageway, I saw this BMW driver coming up behind me. He spent the rest of the fucking journey tailgating me. He was trying to anally rape my car judging by how close he was getting to me when I had to stop at some traffic lights.

With the exception of one person - a woman who I know who's a damn good driver, she could show most of us a thing or two - BMW drivers seem to universally be cunts. Same with Audi drivers.

All Seeing Eye said...

Oi! Whats wrong with BMW drivers?

I'll drive like a cunt if I want to!

The Rt Hon. Grim Reaper said...

Okay, let me re-phrase that "With the exception of two people, BMW drivers seem to universally be cunts".

Happy now, AllSeeingEye?

microdave said...

"BMW to recall 3 series amid reports of faults causing owners to drive like dicks"

http://newsarse.com/2010/02/17/bmw-to-recall-3-series-amid-reports-of-faults-causing-owners-to-drive-like-dicks/

G.O.T. said...

Grim
Audi are undoubtedly the new BMW although one of my best mates drives one and he can run faster than I can so we'll have to say 99.9% of them are cunts too.

Eye
Can't speak for BMW drivers outside of the UK roads, so I will be excluding you from my generalisation of BMW and Audi kamikaze cunts ;-)
*phew* (I think I might have got away with that)

G.O.T. said...

Microdave
Lovin' the BMW link.
Thanks ;-)

hangemall said...

It's nothing new about BMW drivers.

About twenty years ago I saw a letter in a car magazine "Are directional indicators optional extras on BMWs?"

hangemall said...

GOT,

Further to my previous comment I was being driven around a town in the former East Germany by a married couple a few years after reunification.

We were driving around a trading estate where most of the shops were car dealers or builders merchants. Klaus pointed to a BMW dealership and asked me how I would like one of those. I replied that BMW drivers had a bad reputation in Britain. Efie replied "Ja. Arrogantischen arschloechen." (Please excuse my spellling if it's wrong.)

PS "loechen" means "holes" You can work out the rest for yourself.

Joe Public said...

Here's one BeeEm driver who can drive, has a cunt, and balls to suit...........

Mrs Sabine Schmitz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQFNQtOxPto&feature=related

[She was only about 10 secs slower than ClarkyPoos around Nurburgring Nordschleife. But then he was in a Jag & she drove a Transit.]

banned said...

Those signs would meet with the approval of the Society Of Old People (or somesuch) who are calling for larger sized road signs for the elderly with seeing difficulties. No mention that if they can't read road signs maybe they should get the fuck off the road. Silly old cunts.

Amusing Bunni said...

Great signs, Got. I need them for my neighborhood, they drive like loons around here.

Anonymous said...

ive noticed that a lot of the placcy gangsters/scrotes drive audis and range rovers....