tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-42290575003486312012024-03-06T04:53:01.910+00:00Grumpy Old TwatAll Seeing Eyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15671520010496394878noreply@blogger.comBlogger1111125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-32591984936271351522011-09-25T11:04:00.001+01:002011-09-25T11:06:33.910+01:00Good News For Some<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">.</span><br />
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Bad news for others. I guess it just depends who the fuck you are.<br />
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Gotty is back. For 6 days. Holiday relief for another old bastard blogger.<br />
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My first offering can be found <a href="http://oldrightie.blogspot.com/2011/09/my-thoughts-on-eurozone.html">HERE</a>.<br />
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Enjoy ;-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-77231647290248086062011-03-29T11:50:00.001+01:002011-03-29T11:52:38.762+01:00GOT Some News<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-t6xGUYtFcn0/TZG4b1LwY6I/AAAAAAAAFlk/krSp8db8C3Q/s1600/grumpyman.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-t6xGUYtFcn0/TZG4b1LwY6I/AAAAAAAAFlk/krSp8db8C3Q/s200/grumpyman.jpg" width="186" /></a></div><br />
Past readers of the Grumpy Old Twat blog might be interested in taking a look at a brand new self-hosted Wordpress site that has just appeared ... <a href="http://wp.me/p1sn8E-4O">over here</a>.<br />
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Any resemblance he might have to the long retired Gotty is purely coincidental.<br />
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Probably ;-)<br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">.</span>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-54207889138191223702011-02-28T09:20:00.000+00:002011-02-28T09:20:55.496+00:00For One Week Only<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-9xgPcc6LFHM/TWtop1GwP-I/AAAAAAAAFko/4LGgBqwof5I/s1600/grumpyman.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-9xgPcc6LFHM/TWtop1GwP-I/AAAAAAAAFko/4LGgBqwof5I/s200/grumpyman.jpg" width="186" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Hello. Hello. Is anybody still there? Just in case there is, you might like to know that the Grumpy Old Twat has awoken from his red wine fuelled slumber, got up off his lazy old fat fuck of an arse and come out of retirement.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Don't get too fucking excited, it's only for a week and it won't be here either.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">I'll be <a href="http://oldrightie.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">over here</a> ... if you're at all interested ;-)</div><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: justify;">I thought the break would do me good.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Nothing has changed. So it's time to call it a day.</div><br />
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<div style="text-align: justify;">Thank you to everyone who has taken the time to read all my blog shite and/or leave comments on all my blog shite and I'm also grateful to those who have recommended all my blog shite to others. A special thanks to others in the blogosphere who have helped me to make this blog the success that it has become. You know who you are.</div><br />
<div style="text-align: justify;">An extra special <i>'fuck the fucking fuck off and die'</i> goes to the few that have done all they can to try and fuck this blog in the arse. You know who you are ... and more importantly so do I, you two faced arsewipes.</div><br />
The Grumpy Old Twat blog may be dead but the blogger behind him certainly isn't so maybe you'll come across him in the blogosphere again one day ... somewhere else ...<br />
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</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/liarpoliticians2" target="_blank">LiarPoliticians2</a>, who posted this video, has been having problems with the Press Association and YouTube. His account was deleted together with 3,200 videos. He won his case but the videos are gone forever. He obviously hasn't heard about <a href="http://eyetube.me/" target="_blank">EyeTube</a> yet.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><i>Cross posted from <b><a href="http://callingengland.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Calling England</a></b></i></span><br />
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<div style="color: #134f5c;"><b>+++ Grumpy Old Twat UPDATE +++</b></div><br />
Following on from the <a href="http://grumpyoldtwat.blogspot.com/2010/12/freedom-of-speech-has-number.html" target="_blank">Wikileaks DNS problems</a> with the freedom of speech police and their successful <a href="http://grumpyoldtwat.blogspot.com/2010/12/freedom-of-speech-has-number.html" target="_blank">website resurrection</a>, I now see that <a href="http://www.infowars.com/" target="_blank">Alex Jones</a> of InfoWars fame has been having fun and games with Google. A couple of days ago they put a 'freeze' on his YouTube account but after what he describes as a 'media storm', <a href="http://www.prisonplanet.com/google-you-tube-ban-alex-jones.html" target="_blank">Google have now reversed their decision</a>.<br />
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Result!<br />
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It just goes to show once again that the government, any government, just don't fucking get it. When are they going to realise that it's impossible to control freedom of speech on the internet.<br />
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Where there is a will, there is always a way.<br />
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In the meantime, Big Brother, ....<br />
<div style="color: white;">.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_yc-Lk62n49w/S8ydpctTBjI/AAAAAAAAEd4/KAydTP3osOw/s1600/Go+Sign.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="312" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_yc-Lk62n49w/S8ydpctTBjI/AAAAAAAAEd4/KAydTP3osOw/s320/Go+Sign.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><span style="color: white;">.</span></div>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com31tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-4198480345930270222010-12-03T14:42:00.003+00:002010-12-03T15:07:22.406+00:00Lighter Later 10:10 Are At It Again<div style="text-align: justify;">That child killing group of <a href="http://grumpyoldtwat.blogspot.com/2010/10/no-pressure.html" target="_blank">eco terrorists 10:10</a> are at it again. This time they are behind a campaign called <a href="http://www.lighterlater.org/" target="_blank">Lighter Later</a> which is supporting the <a href="http://services.parliament.uk/bills/2010-11/daylightsaving.html" target="_blank">Daylight Saving Bill</a>, due to be debated in the HoC today. They all want us to switch to Berlin time rather than use the British tradition of GMT. Oh for fuck's sake, so there goes a bit more of our sovereignty then. </div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
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<a href="http://vimeo.com/12979418">Rebecca Harris MP Tables Bill For Lighter Later</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/tentenuk">10:10</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com/">Vimeo</a>.<br />
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</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Oh, and apparently, they reckon they have the support of Vince Cable on this one ... hahahahaha ... well that won't do the fuckers much good will it. He might say he'll support the campaign but he'll probably abstain on the vote anyway. Just like the new student fee legislation. </div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Anyway ... getting back to the 10:10 eco fascists, I presume they would rather see our children run over in the morning, in the pitch black, as opposed to in the evening. I dare say that Franny Armstrong is putting together some sort of <i style="color: black;">'children being mowed down by a gas guzzling 4x4 blood and guts video'</i>, as we speak.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_yc-Lk62n49w/TPkA25UmsuI/AAAAAAAAFjQ/Zp18zK0nv9c/s1600/eco%252Bterrorist.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_yc-Lk62n49w/TPkA25UmsuI/AAAAAAAAFjQ/Zp18zK0nv9c/s320/eco%252Bterrorist.jpg" width="238" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><i style="color: #134f5c;">"What a difference an hour makes"</i>, they say on their <a href="http://www.lighterlater.org/" target="_blank">website</a>, <i style="color: #134f5c;">"everybody loves the sunshine. But every year we set our clocks so that we get less of it in our lives, sleeping through the sunlit mornings while we use expensive, polluting electric lights to keep out the dark nights."</i></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Oh just fuck off will you!</div><div style="text-align: justify;">You can't produce more daylight by fucking around with the clocks. It's still the same amount of sunshine you fuckwits, whatever the twatting clock says. Just get the fuck up earlier in the mornings. As for the rest of that darkness bollocks, Captain Swing has an excellent remedy for that in his <a href="http://crowboroughvoice.blogspot.com/2010/12/lighter-later-another-1010-front.html" target="_blank">last paragraph here</a>. </div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">In the meantime I suggest that the 10:10 eco terrorists go fuck themselves ...<br />
... with a grandfather clock.<br />
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No pressure.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
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<div style="color: #134f5c;"><b>+++ UPDATE +++</b></div><br />
I've just heard that Parliament have passed the second reading of the Daylight Saving Bill with a majority of 82 votes. *sigh*<br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_yc-Lk62n49w/TPjm9JzFr_I/AAAAAAAAFjI/RjSgLbFPS3Q/s1600/wikileaks+ip+address.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="291" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_yc-Lk62n49w/TPjm9JzFr_I/AAAAAAAAFjI/RjSgLbFPS3Q/s400/wikileaks+ip+address.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">.</span></div>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-43190719042950330572010-12-02T15:37:00.000+00:002010-12-02T15:37:45.925+00:00Why England Lost The 2018 World Cup Bid<div style="text-align: justify;">From the very moment that this picture was taken, back in May 2009, England's chances of winning the bid to host the 2018 World Cup were totally doomed.</div><br />
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<div style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://grumpyoldtwat.blogspot.com/2010/03/england-wont-win-world-cup.html" target="_blank">The curse</a> has struck again!</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">.</span></div>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com20tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-59716666684777433462010-12-02T11:35:00.003+00:002010-12-02T11:50:15.208+00:00World Cup Snow Balls<div style="text-align: justify;">Like a lot of people in the UK at the moment, I seem to be at the mercy of that mild autumn weather that <a href="http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/208012/Winter-to-be-mild-predicts-Met-Office/" target="_blank">the Met Office promised</a> us all. Yep! This grumpy old twat is knee fucking deep in <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6kg_9lvxbA0A0eWYhigSaCMouatKupeIw_5rA10ggONQVdW07ObgFIobxTSAfQdduxFk959CHR6wybWKlATVZ1fQgsdGHEAkUZ5RXcNXjHtgnL_dD12SuT1tsbF3E6g0c-4nlBDHYdmU/s1600/snow-drunk-500x333.jpg" target="_blank">flakes of global warming</a> and unable to get to work (a-fucking-gain).</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: justify;">So I popped on the Sky News to catch up with all the latest <s>headlines</s> MSM filtered fuckwittery and ... what the fuck! I was greeted with some be-spectacled, suit wearing, numbnuts in Zurich banging on nineteen to the fucking dozen in dago-ese or some such bollocks. Apparently I had arrived just in time to hear the live presentation of Spain and Portugal's World Cup bid... or some such shit.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">What's worse is that I very soon realised that all this 'live' <a href="http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/World-Cup-2018-England-Bid-Team-In-Zurich-For-Fifa-Vote---Final-Football-Tournament-Pitches-Made/Article/201012115844109?lpos=UK_News_Carousel_Region_0&lid=ARTICLE_15844109_World_Cup_2018%3A_England_Bid_Team_In_Zurich_For_Fifa_Vote_-_Final_Football_Tournament_Pitches_Made" target="_blank">World Cup bid bollocks</a> is going on all fucking day! This is 'news' is it? Who the fuck cares? Oh, how silly of me, I almost forgot that's why the the Twat Boy Three are over there .... England are making a bid for the World Cup in 2018 *yawn*. Yes, iDave the spineless euro cock sucker, Willie (whose name sounds like a cock and <a href="http://grumpyoldtwat.blogspot.com/2010/11/helicopter-pilot-to-marry-cabin-crew.html" target="_blank">has a big cock</a>) and Becks <s>a bottled lager</s> a talentless cock who once kicked a bladder around on some grass for 90 minutes (like a complete cock), are trying to secure the bid to host the 2018 World Cup in England.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">The only reason they are there is 'automatic qualification'. England are so shit at football they don't stand a fucking chance in qualifying any other way. The <a href="http://grumpyoldtwat.blogspot.com/2010/06/world-cup-wankers.html" target="_blank">over payed, talentless,</a> tosspots are far to busy drink driving their Bentley's and taking their teammates' wives up the wrong 'un to have the where with all to actually do what they are fucking paid for!<br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_yc-Lk62n49w/TPeCme5OcvI/AAAAAAAAFi8/arOyoMTME5g/s1600/wayne+rooney+monkey+boy.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="281" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_yc-Lk62n49w/TPeCme5OcvI/AAAAAAAAFi8/arOyoMTME5g/s400/wayne+rooney+monkey+boy.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Now where was I? Oh yes ....</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Oi, Highways Dept desk jockey jerk offs ... pin your fucking ears back!</div><div style="text-align: justify;">We don't all live within 6 fucking feet of a motorway or drive a big fuck off 4 x fucking 4. When the fuck are you twats going to get your act together and clear the sodding snow off the roads so that I can get back to work and earn some fucking money!</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">We're not all work shy employees of the state you know.</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Some of us REALLY do want to work.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: justify;">I've paid my car tax, I've paid my council tax. So I suggest that you lardy arsed, desk jockey jerk offs get the fuck on with what I've fucking well paid you to do!</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">.</span></div>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com23tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-762765223626830012010-12-01T17:54:00.003+00:002010-12-01T18:00:25.730+00:00Throwing In The Towel<div style="text-align: justify;"><i>"For the last eighteen months I have been trying to wake up those who are comfy, safe and warm, firmly wrapped up in their fluffy duvets. I am tired now of prodding, and poking, and shaking those who do not wish to be awoken."</i></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
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</div></div><div style="text-align: justify;">I know exactly how he feels.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"></div><div style="text-align: justify;">It's hard work.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Personally, I think he has made a huge contribution to the blogosphere and still has plenty to offer us all in the future. Even if it's a swift kick up the arse to all those who would rather bury their heads in the sand in the hope that all the bad stuff will just 'go away'.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">It won't.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Maybe we can <a href="http://captainranty.blogspot.com/2010/12/my-last-post.html" target="_blank">persuade him not to hang up his keyboard</a>?</div><br />
<span style="color: white;">.</span>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com36tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-83837034403884406332010-12-01T12:57:00.002+00:002010-12-01T12:59:46.930+00:00Son Of Brown<div style="text-align: justify;">David Cameron on Red Ed Miliband <a href="http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Politics/PMQs-David-Cameron-Makes-Child-Of-Thatcher-Wikileaks-Joke-During-Clashes-With-Ed-Miliband/Article/201012115844039?lpos=Politics_First_Home_Page_Feature_Teaser_Region_0&lid=ARTICLE_15844039_PMQs%3A_David_Cameron_Makes_Child_Of_Thatcher_Wikileaks_Joke_During_Clashes_With_Ed_Miliband" target="_blank">@PMQs</a> :</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><i>"I'd rather be a child of Thatcher than a son of Brown"</i></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><i><br />
</i></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Quite.</div><br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_yc-Lk62n49w/TPZFbkrPdoI/AAAAAAAAFik/_b8C0nHCErE/s1600/gordon+brown+and+son.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_yc-Lk62n49w/TPZFbkrPdoI/AAAAAAAAFik/_b8C0nHCErE/s400/gordon+brown+and+son.jpg" width="350" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">.</span></div>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-63077587365085240212010-12-01T10:14:00.002+00:002010-12-01T11:59:42.355+00:00Is The X Factor Fixed? ++ Updated ++<div style="text-align: justify;">Why are England so bad at football? Is the X Factor fixed? Who is Justin Bieber? What does the Grumpy Old Twat do for a living*? Where is Raoul Moat? These are just some of the <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1334403/Is-X-Factor-fixed-Who-Justin-Bieber-Top-20-website-questions-2010.html#ixzz16ogeXSMp" target="_blank">all important questions</a> that are worrying Jill and Joe Public, across the UK at the moment.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Oh for fuck's sake! Is that really what the majority of the UK are worried about these days. What about the <a href="http://grumpyoldtwat.blogspot.com/search/label/afghan%20war" target="_blank">Afghan War</a>, the demise of decent <a href="http://grumpyoldtwat.blogspot.com/search/label/farce" target="_blank">Justice</a> in this country, the corruption of the <a href="http://grumpyoldtwat.blogspot.com/search/label/No%20to%20EUSSR" target="_blank">European Union</a> and the continuing <a href="http://grumpyoldtwat.blogspot.com/search/label/islamification" target="_blank">islamification</a> of the UK which is eroding our sovereignty, the total bollocks that is <a href="http://grumpyoldtwat.blogspot.com/search/label/climategate" target="_blank">MMGW</a> ....</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_yc-Lk62n49w/TCYkQGNI_GI/AAAAAAAAE_g/fQR0GCjG8AI/s1600/huhne+carbon.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="236" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_yc-Lk62n49w/TCYkQGNI_GI/AAAAAAAAE_g/fQR0GCjG8AI/s400/huhne+carbon.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">.... or the state's 24/7 surveillance of everything we do or say?<br />
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Nope.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">There are for more important things afoot.</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Just look at the full Top 20 list of 'rising questions' on the Ask Jeeves website:</div><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0c343d;">1. Why are England so bad at football? </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0c343d;">2. Is the X-Factor fixed? </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0c343d;">3. What is the Government going to cut next? </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0c343d;">4. Who is Justin Bieber? </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0c343d;">5. Did I vote for the right party? </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0c343d;">6. Do all footballers cheat? </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0c343d;">7. Should I buy an iPad? </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0c343d;">8. What is Glee? </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0c343d;">9. Why didn't Coleen leave Wayne? </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0c343d;">10. Will Big Brother ever come back? </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0c343d;">11. Why didn't Cheryl put Gamu through?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0c343d;">12. Where can I buy a micro pig? </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0c343d;">13. Will I still get child benefit? </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0c343d;">14. How are the Chilean miners surviving? </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0c343d;">15. Where is the ash cloud? </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0c343d;">16. Why did that woman put the cat in the bin? </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0c343d;">17. When will the recession end? </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0c343d;">18. Who killed Archie Mitchell? </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0c343d;">19. Where can I buy a vuvuzela?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0c343d;">20. Where is Raoul Moat?</span><br />
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Give me strength.<br />
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Will all the fuckwits who are living in cloud-fucking-cuckoo land, please wake the fuck up and smell the twatting coffee! If you don't do it soon it'll be too fucking late and then you'll be asking the question: "I was watching X Factor at the time and didn't notice a thing but when was it exactly that we all became totally fucked?<br />
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0c343d;">+++ UPDATE +++</span></b><br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_yc-Lk62n49w/TPY1vCfT4hI/AAAAAAAAFig/T9YvkqcwszY/s1600/steve+brookstein.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_yc-Lk62n49w/TPY1vCfT4hI/AAAAAAAAFig/T9YvkqcwszY/s320/steve+brookstein.jpg" width="305" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;">And that's from someone who actually <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Brookstein" target="_blank">won the very first X Factor</a>! Fair play to him for taking the trouble to comment although I object to being compared to <a href="http://www.wordiq.com/definition/Alf_Garnett" target="_blank">Alf Garnett</a>. He was a reactionary, mean-spirited, selfish, bigoted, anti-Irish, anti-Catholic, racist, misogynistic, homophobic, West Ham supporting anti-Semitic played by a Jewish actor ... wasn't he?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;">Perhaps Steve just meant I was a reactionary ;-)</div><br />
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*<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;">I made that fucker up, obviously.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">.</span>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com26tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-30725503215713057102010-11-30T16:26:00.001+00:002010-11-30T16:38:02.667+00:00Bizarre Police Report Of The Week<div style="text-align: justify;">Melissa Lee Williams has uttered a line never previously recorded in a police report before. Well, not one that the Grumpy Old Twat has come across before anyway. The West Virginia woman faced assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><i>"Eat my pussy"</i>, she demanded of the two men before she <i>"commenced to undress herself".</i> One man <i>"declined said invitation"</i> but the other man told cops that he <i>"agreed to perform at her request."</i> However <i>"he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odour emitting from Melissa Williams"</i> and, understandably, <i>"declined to proceed any further."</i><br />
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Fair enough.<i><br />
</i></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">It was as this point that Williams allegedly <i>"produced a lock-back folding knife," </i>opened it, and then uttered the line never previously recorded in a police report before:<br />
<i>"Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat."</i></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_yc-Lk62n49w/TB5AgC5AU4I/AAAAAAAAE8o/bM1JAJsJKxU/s1600/GOT+WTFF.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="190" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_yc-Lk62n49w/TB5AgC5AU4I/AAAAAAAAE8o/bM1JAJsJKxU/s400/GOT+WTFF.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br />
I take it that she was pretty well gagging for it then but unfortunately for her though, by all accounts, the poor chap involved was gagging <i><b>at it</b></i> rather than <i><b>for it</b></i>.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Further details of the incident, if you're feeling brave, and that all important photograph of the sleazy seductress are <a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report" target="_blank">available here.</a><br />
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Enjoy!<br />
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<span style="font-size: xx-small;">Free pack of *ahem* odour eaters goes to Joe Public for the tip off, just in case Williams should ever corner him in a Hotel somewhere ;-)</span></div>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com46tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-69393520041894524812010-11-30T11:31:00.000+00:002010-11-30T11:31:17.224+00:00BBC : Hate Crime Figures<div style="text-align: justify;">Just spotted a <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11875321">report on the BBC webshite</a> about the recently published 2009 Hate Crime Figures. Call me a grumpy old twat if you like but the unattributed BBC report has gone into bias overdrive using the phrase "An Acpo spokesman said 703 crimes were anti-Semitic but the religions of the other victims were not known".</div><br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_yc-Lk62n49w/TPTfKwdnQeI/AAAAAAAAFhg/VkHmKjPhIPk/s1600/BBC+Brainwash.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="213" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_yc-Lk62n49w/TPTfKwdnQeI/AAAAAAAAFhg/VkHmKjPhIPk/s320/BBC+Brainwash.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">No mention of indigenous, white, christian, heterosexuals being targeted of course but even though this is the very first time that Hate Crime Figures have been published, the bias BBC still manage to squeeze this little beauty in to <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11875321">the report</a> ... "Although data was not collated nationally before 2009, Acpo says it believes there has been a rise in all five types of hate crime."</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">'Believes'! Fucking 'believes'!</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Who fucking 'believes' there's been a rise which you can't fucking prove?</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">BBC report unattributed and quotes from 'a spokesman'.</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Oh yes, the Bias Brainwashing Channel at it's very finest dontcha think.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">.</span></div>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-85518387574913571372010-11-29T14:05:00.001+00:002010-11-29T14:06:46.691+00:00WikiLeaks Cable Ends Turkey EU Ambition<div style="text-align: justify;">Once <a href="http://cablegate.wikileaks.org/cable/2004/12/04ANKARA7211.html" target="_blank">this WikiLeaks US Embassy cable</a> does the rounds, it'll be quite obvious that there is not a snowball's chance in hell of Turkey being able to join the EU. The US assessment of Turkey's Islamist influence begins from paragraph 10:</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><blockquote>¶10. (C) AKP's lack of cohesion as a party and lack of</blockquote><blockquote>openness as a government is reflected in the range of murky,</blockquote><blockquote>muddled motives for wanting to join the EU we have</blockquote><blockquote>encountered among those AKPers who say they favor pursuing</blockquote><blockquote>membership...or at least the process. Some see the process</blockquote><blockquote>as the way to marginalize the Turkish military and what</blockquote><blockquote>remains of the arid "secularism" of Kemalism. We have also</blockquote><blockquote>run into the rarely openly-spoken, but widespread belief</blockquote><blockquote>among adherents of the Turk-Islam synthesis that Turkey's</blockquote><blockquote>role is to spread Islam in Europe, "to take back Andalusia</blockquote><blockquote>and avenge the defeat at the siege of Vienna in 1683" as one</blockquote><blockquote>participant in a recent meeting at AKP's main think tank put</blockquote><blockquote>it. This thinking parallels the logic behind the approach of</blockquote><blockquote>FonMin Gul ally and chief foreign policy advisor in the Prime</blockquote><blockquote>Ministry Ahmet Davutoglu, whose muddy opinion piece in the</blockquote><blockquote>Dec. 13 International Herald Tribune is in essence a call for</blockquote><blockquote>one-way multi-cultural tolerance, i.e., on the part of the EU.</blockquote><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">You can read the cable in full <a href="http://cablegate.wikileaks.org/cable/2004/12/04ANKARA7211.html" target="_blank">here</a>.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">The Turkish leader, Erdogan, who Cameron seems to be so 'in love' with, is described as having <i>"hunger for absolute power and for the material benefits of power"</i> . He has "a sharp authoritarian style and deep distrust of others" and he surrounds himself <i>"with an iron ring of sycophantic (but contemptuous) advisors"</i>. As a result, he has a<i> "susceptibility to Islamist theories"</i>. And this is supposed to be the Secular leader who 'Call Me Dave' assures us will lead Turkey - and the EU - to a better age!</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">So, Mr Cameron, what the fuck are your chances of giving your beloved Turkey a shoe-in to the corrupt ranks of the European Union now then? Fuck all, I'd say.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_yc-Lk62n49w/TPOyGaZVvpI/AAAAAAAAFhY/D9p2cxXM_ls/s1600/cameron+turkey+2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="315" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_yc-Lk62n49w/TPOyGaZVvpI/AAAAAAAAFhY/D9p2cxXM_ls/s320/cameron+turkey+2.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">It doesn't end there though. There's more, much more, tucked away in that same cable which will undoubtedly set Cameron, Van Rompuy and all the other EU fuckwits, setting their spin machines to 'max'.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://i-squared.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Katabasis</a> has done a complete breakdown and an excellent, comprehensive analysis of <a href="http://cablegate.wikileaks.org/cable/2004/12/04ANKARA7211.html" target="_blank">the cable</a>, and what it means to the future of the EU, <a href="http://i-squared.blogspot.com/2010/11/wikileaks-cablegate-end-of-turkish-eu.html" target="_blank">right here</a>.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Please take time to read it and then spread the word far and wide!</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">.</span></div>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com29tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-43940911654684653002010-11-29T09:57:00.000+00:002010-11-29T09:57:59.551+00:00Get Out Of Europe<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_yc-Lk62n49w/TPN3H8H4JGI/AAAAAAAAFhU/JRmdHhwRFF4/s1600/conconflogo.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="226" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_yc-Lk62n49w/TPN3H8H4JGI/AAAAAAAAFhU/JRmdHhwRFF4/s320/conconflogo.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i>"I don't want an 'in or out' referendum</i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i>because I don't think 'out' is in Britain's interest"</i></div><div style="text-align: center;">David Cameron</div><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">My thanks to </span><a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/Xen347"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">Xen347</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"> for producing the video</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">.</span></div>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-2661327132042359712010-11-29T03:10:00.004+00:002010-11-29T03:37:17.925+00:00WikiLeaks : Nurse Galyna Kolotnytska Pics<div style="text-align: justify;">The recent release of classified documents, from the <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/the-us-embassy-cables"TARGET = "_blank">Wikileaks US Embassy Cables</a>, reveals that Galyna Kolotnytska is identified as a “voluptuous” blonde nurse who is the constant companion of Libyan leader <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muammar_al-Gaddafi"TARGET = "_blank">Muammar al-Qadhafi</a>.</div><br />
<div style="text-align: justify;">Apparently, Colonel Gaddafi states that he cannot travel without Galyna Kolotnytska, as she alone “knows his routine.” Well, from these photos of her, I can certainly see why that might be although I'm not too keen on finding out anymore details about Gaddafi's "routine".</div><br />
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</div>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-6840372401902357722010-11-28T17:03:00.001+00:002010-11-28T17:05:24.593+00:00Creepiest Christmas Underwear Advert<div style="text-align: justify;">Looks like Christmas isn't the only thing that's just around the corner. What the fuck is Father O'Leary doing, hiding behind the door, in this Brazilian underwear advert?<br />
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Whatever it is ... it's surely going to end in tears.</div><br />
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</div>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com32tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-35202559489817558562010-11-26T19:10:00.000+00:002010-11-26T19:10:06.325+00:00Twattery<div style="text-align: justify;">I can't even be fucked to say thank fuck it's friday, this week, but I do have a mish mash of twattery that I'd like to share. Most of it has boiled my piss, no fucking change there then, but I'll start with something which should be far more entertaining:</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">• It's that time of year again where we can all get our votes in for the BBC Sports Personality of the Year award ... fuck that! It'll be much more fun getting your votes in for the Cunt of the Year Awards 2010 instead. There's even five different categories to have a go at ... so, if you fancy a bit of cuntishness, you can vote for your 2010 cunts <a href="http://dioclese.blogspot.com/2010/11/cunt-of-year-awards-2010.html" target="_blank">HERE</a>.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: justify;">• I hesitated before posting on this because the cunt really doesn't deserve the oxygen of publicity but he's really making my piss boil this time. Flaunting everything that he's been buying with the benefit money that we've all earnt for him. The axe murderer has been <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZrMjGQnZsA" target="_blank">filming himself for YouTube</a> again.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">• The islamic arsewipes that are building a mosque, only two blocks away from the Ground Zero site, have applied to the <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/11/22/proposed-islamic-center-near-ground-zero-reportedly-seeks-federal-funds-alloted/" target="_blank">Lower Manhattan Development Corporation</a> to secure federal funds set aside for post 9/11 rebuilding projects.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">• An elderly lady lies on the tarmac twitching and moaning slightly. So, when asked for assistance, Tesco do everything they can to help the poor woman in distress ... right. Nope. <a href="http://otherbloggersstuff.blogspot.com/2010/11/elfinsafety-gone-bad.html" target="_blank">What a wretched country we have become</a>.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">• I thought Cameron said that we all had to pull together to reduce the enormous budget deficit that's going to burden the UK for generations to come. Presumably when the spineless, chinless, gutless, duplicitous dickwipe says 'we' he actually only means us. Why else would <a href="http://www.allseeingeye.net/2010/11/no-more-room-for-cuts.html" target="_blank">this sort of thing</a> still be going on then!</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Fuck it! Fuck the the fuckers who are intent on fucking us all 'til we're fucked. I'm off to tackle industrial quantities of red wine with an occasional interlude to bang my head up the fucking wall and clamp a bag of frozen peas to my bladder region.<br />
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Meanwhile ... I'll finally leave you with this ...</div><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><b>Teaching Maths In 1980 </b></div><div style="text-align: justify;">A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100. </div><div style="text-align: justify;">His cost of production is 80% of the price. </div><div style="text-align: justify;">What is his profit? </div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><b>Teaching Maths In 1990</b></div><div style="text-align: justify;">A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100. </div><div style="text-align: justify;">His cost of production is £80. </div><div style="text-align: justify;">How much was his profit? </div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><b>Teaching Maths In 2000 </b></div><div style="text-align: justify;">A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100. </div><div style="text-align: justify;">His cost of production is £80 and his profit is £20. </div><div style="text-align: justify;">Your assignment: Underline the number 20. </div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><b>Teaching Maths In 2005</b> </div><div style="text-align: justify;">A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habit of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. </div><div style="text-align: justify;">Your assignment: Discuss how the birds and squirrels might feel as the logger cut down their homes just for a measly profit of £20.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><b>Teaching Maths In 2009 </b></div><div style="text-align: justify;">A logger is arrested for trying to cut down a tree in case it may be offensive to Muslims or other religious groups not consulted in the application for the felling licence. He is also fined a £100 as his chainsaw is in breach of Health and Safety legislation as it deemed too dangerous and could cut something.. He has used the chainsaw for over 20 years without incident however he does not have the correct certificate of competence and is therefore considered to be a recidivist and habitual criminal. His DNA is sampled and his details circulated throughout all government agencies. He protests and is taken to court and fined another £100 because he is such an easy target. </div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">When he is released he returns to find Gypsies have cut down half his wood to build a camp on his land. He tries to throw them off but is arrested, prosecuted for harassing an ethnic minority, imprisoned and fined a further £100. While he is in jail again the Gypsies cut down the rest of his wood and sell it on the black market for £100 cash. They also have a departure BBQ of squirrel and pheasant and leave behind several tonnes of rubbish and asbestos sheeting. </div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">The forester on release is warned that failure to clear the fly tipped rubbish immediately at his own cost is an offence. He complains and is arrested for environmental pollution, breach of the peace and invoiced £12,000 plus VAT for safe disposal costs by a regulated government contractor. </div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Your assignment: How many times is the logger going to have to be arrested and fined before he realises that he is never going to make £20 profit by hard work, give up, sign onto the dole and live off the state for the rest of his life? </div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><b>Teaching Maths In 2010</b> </div><div style="text-align: justify;">A logger doesn’t sell a lorry load of timber because he can’t get a loan to buy a new lorry because his bank has spent all his and their money on a derivative of securitised debt related to sub-prime mortgages in Alabama and lost the lot, with only some government money left to pay a few million-pound bonuses to their senior directors and the traders who made the biggest losses. </div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">The logger struggles to pay the £1,200 road tax on his old lorry. </div><div style="text-align: justify;">However, as it was built in the 1970s it no longer meets the emissions regulations and he is forced to scrap it. </div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Some Bulgarian loggers buy the lorry from the scrap merchant and put it back on the road. They undercut everyone on price for haulage and send their cash back home, while claiming unemployment for themselves and their relatives. If questioned they speak no English and it is easier to deport them at the governments expense. Following their holiday back home they return to the UK with different names and fresh girls and start again. The logger protests, is accused of being a bigoted racist and as his name is on the side of his old lorry he is forced to pay £1,500 registration fees as a gang master. </div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">The Government borrows more money to pay more to the bankers as bonuses are not cheap. The parliamentarians feel they are missing out and claim the difference on expenses and allowances.</div><div style="text-align: justify;">You do the maths. </div><br />
<b>Teaching Maths 2017 </b><br />
أ المسجل تبيع حموله شاحنة من الخشب من اجل 100 دولار. صاحب تكلفة <br />
> الانتاج 80 من <br />
>الثمن. ما هو الربح له؟= 20<br />
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</div><span style="font-size: xx-small;">A brand new abacus goes to Ampers for the maths lesson ;-)</span>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com20tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-50978310091590373442010-11-24T21:41:00.000+00:002010-11-24T21:41:31.525+00:00Student Protests : You Won't See This Version In The MSM<div style="text-align: justify;">Police kicking out at what appear to be peaceful protesters and then deliberately forcing them back <b>towards </b>the trouble<b> </b>? What the fuck is that all about then? Anyone would think that they were under strict instructions to <b>incite</b> a riot ... rather than try their best to prevent one.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">What say you?</div><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Well apparently the EU have decided that, yes, we do need to know and have launched a <a href="http://www.the-eu-and-me.org.uk/" target="_blank">brand new website</a> which tells us it's <i>"A No-Nonsense Guide for UK Citizens to what the European Union Delivers."</i> Really? Excellent! So we can look forward to seeing detailed accounts of how much of our fucking money they're pissing in the wind, without giving a flying fuck about the sovereignty of the UK, then.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Sadly no, and as already mentioned at <a href="http://muffledvociferation.blogspot.com/2010/11/new-eu-propaganda-site-for-uk-citizens.html" target="_blank">Muffled Vociferation</a> and <a href="http://www.allseeingeye.net/2010/11/new-eu-propaganda-website.html" target="_blank">All Seeing Eye</a>, the new site is nothing more than pure propaganda. Yet another attempt by The European Commission to brainwash Britons into how much they are benefitting from EU membership.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Like laying to rest all those <a href="http://www.the-eu-and-me.org.uk/eu-myths" target="_blank">important myths</a> such as<i> "Brussels rules mean that tightrope walkers have to wear hard hats"</i> and <i>"Politically correct EU will stop bingo callers using the terms “Two fat ladies”. What the fuck!</i></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">And I thought the sub section they have about how to reduce <a href="http://ec.europa.eu/unitedkingdom/press/frontpage/101105_en.htm" target="_blank">blood pressure</a> was particularly ironic, considering the fact that the EU gravy train is one of the main reasons mine is so fucking high. I haven't come across any plans, as yet, on how the EU plan to quell my boiling piss though.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: justify;">However, there is one small ray of sunshine peeking through the dark clouds of EU domination that are are hanging heavy over the UK ... the new webshite does mention that <i>"This is your chance to tell us your stories about any aspect of the work the EU and Commission do, </i><a href="http://www.the-eu-and-me.org.uk/news-views/your-stories" target="_blank"><i>so get in touch now</i></a><i>."</i></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Go on, you know you want to ;-)</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">.</span></div>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com70tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-75649604228187174852010-11-23T20:51:00.000+00:002010-11-23T20:51:24.952+00:00The Must Have Christmas Toy For KIds This Year<div style="text-align: justify;">Well, when I say 'must have', I mean that your kids 'must have' a penchant for a board game that includes a plastic dachshund which produces fluorescent yellow shit, every time they squeeze the pump action handle. What the fuck! And who says that Germans don't have a sense of humour.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">And the name of this game?</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Kackel Dackel. I shit you not.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
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<div style="text-align: left;">Goliath Games have got previous when it comes to producing kids' games that include an unsavoury discharge .... <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eANUhzaCbQA" target="_blank">this is one of theirs</a> too!</div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: white;">.</span></div></div>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com13