Friday, 2 April 2010

Cadbury's Creme Eggs: How Do You Eat Yours? +++Updated+++






These are just a few ideas that I came up with
but I'm sure that you can do much better ;-)

I'll check back at the end of the day
and knock up some more ads for the best suggestions.

Happy Easter!


+++UPDATE+++

Here's a few more, following some
excellent suggestions in the comments ....
.





16 comments:

Houdini said...

I might make another with a cream egg in where Browns false eye is, and the slogan... :-)

BTW: Remember our old friend Gary Elsby, the fucking Labour mong? Well he's turned up in the news!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8600237.stm

The constituency secretary of the local Labour party, Gary Elsby, said he would announce shortly if he would stand as an independent.

It must be getting bad when anything Labour cock sucking sycophantic cunts like that are thinking of standing against the party!

Conan the Librarian™ said...

Katie Price sucks hers through a garden hose.

thelunaticarms said...

Class - just a shame no Mark Outten: "I eat mine while covered with crap".

microdave said...

Katie Price - who??? - Oh, you mean Jordan....

I've still got a picture of her somewhere, before she became hideously inflated, and took on her alter-ego!

microdave said...

Sharon Shoesmith - "I don't buy my own, I eat Baby P's instead"

Catosays said...

I thought Mandy should have said...'I suck it out with a straw@

salfordian said...

tony blair,i eat mine while lying through my fucking teeth...

Norman Spack M.D. said...

Elliot Morley: I'll only eat one if somebody else pays for it.

Liam Donaldson: Creme Eggs carry the H1N1 virus. A mass inoculation is needed to prevent an estimated 60,000 deaths a year.
Probably

Anonymous said...

Gordon Brown, "I stare intently at it with my gimpy eye whilst my hands reach in the till looking for the next one to filch after the public's been distracted by the 4,000 some petty crimes I've created to keep them all worried and distracted and busy grassing on one another instead of noticing my filching of the eggs."

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Edwina Curry...

"I only eat mine after they've been sterilized, as they've all got salmonella."

banned said...

Harriet Harman "I eat mine by confiscating all of them to share with my favorite sisters".

Captain Haddock said...

banned said...

Harriet Harman "I eat mine by confiscating all of them to share with my favorite sisters".

I say ...

"Or with my husband, whom in order to get him a good, safe seat on the gravy train ..I put before all my high-faluting principles .. to make sure he was the only man on & top of my list of All Female Parliamentary Candidates"

Joe Public said...

Or, as bristoldave might say:-

"Rapidly, before they shut our factory"

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

I line up a dozen on a table and sniff them up through a straw into my nose.

Anonymous said...

I like to Fondle mine but I'm too ashamed to tell you my name.

Gildas said...

So fucking funny! And so fucking accurate
Oops, forgive me for swearing, Lord
Gildas the Scribe