Thursday 15 April 2010

Ellie Gellard And Other News


Having launched the Labour Party General Election, Ellie Gellard demonstrates the technique she used to show the PM she was " the girl for the job".

" I like to get it done right first time" she said.

via The Last Of The Few


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via Ampers


Gordon Grabs A Granny


Gordon Brown and his wife Sarah are caught dragging 82 year old Alice Thompson off to a "Labour Voter Holding Centre", after she let slip that she thought Gordon was wonderful. Every vote counts!

via MicroDave


Anagram Of The Day

Election Results  =  Lies Lets Recount

via Joe Public


Icelandic Volcano
Thank fuck for that.
At least it means that the Election is no longer at the top of all the news bulletins but I shall be watching the first debate tonight. Willing Gordon, with every ounce of vin rouge in my veins, to make a complete twat of himself on live TV. One of those hideously false smiles should do the trick ;-)

Incidentally, I heard some twat on the radio today, gleefully announcing that 100,000 tons of CO2 had been saved from the atmosphere, due to all the cancelled air traffic.

So how fucking much CO2 does he think is spewing out of that volcano then?

Twat!
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6 comments:

Captain Haddock said...

Poor old dear, she looks positively bewildered .. and well she might, having been "captured" by that twisted Twat ..

Captain Haddock said...

"I shall be watching the first debate tonight. Willing Gordon, with every ounce of vin rouge in my veins, to make a complete twat of himself on live TV" ...

He has no need of live TV .. let's face it .. McSnot could make a complete twat of himself in an empty room ..

And I suspect that he often does ..

Joe Public said...

Your top photo just about sums up this government.

A Prick, two Balls & a pretty face.

Anonymous said...

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KARN EVIL?
YOURS TRULY TWAT
BRICKBAT

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

I get so confused when I come over here. But hey ... Go Ellie !!! Now don't just hold it ... RUB it !

Anonymous said...

That Ellie Gellard looks like she knows how to handle a cock or two...