Bob Ainsworth, the Defence Secretary, is among those set to make a repayment for wrongly claiming on his expenses. The Wig Wearing Wanker, who is in charge of troop maiming and body bags, has apparently spent too much money on defence.
He is said to be returning a total of £1,526.50p which includes "an inadvertent duplication of a claim for fencing" which was paid for out of his second homes allowance. In an emailed statement an aide also said that Bob 'The Knob' had also "agreed to repay £575 in respect of a piece of furniture" and added: "Bob is extremely sorry for the two claims made in error, it was a genuine mistake."
I would say that's just like Gordon Brown's original appointment of Body Bag Bob to the post of 'Defence Minister' then. A genuine mistake complete and utter, weapons grade fuck up.
Oi Gordon, you blind fuck,
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I would suggest that Body Bag Bob and any other MP who wants to use the excuse of "genuine mistake" should pop into their local shopping centre and do some shop lifting and see if that excuse stands up there. Maybe they could park on double yellow lines while their at it and drive the wrong way up all the one way systems.
'Body Bag Bob'.SPOT ON Mr.GOT.May I also suggest...Money Bags Bob...or maybe just USELESS FUCKING CUNT WHO DESERVES TO BE EXECUTED FOR CRIMES AGAINST THE PEOPLE.
Body Bag Bob, and Wank Stain...you kill me.
well said Ansel, it makes me fucking sick to the stomach and fucking angry as fuck that Ainsworth and the rest of these Labour cunts make all these outrageous expense claims for themselves and live the life of Riley while our brave troops are out there fighting in Afghanistan on a mend and make do basis and puuting their lives on the line day in day out. These Labour Socialist fuckwits ought to hang their heads in shame. Brown and the rest of his Labour fuckwits MUST be put on trial for treason. Gullty as charged, hang them high!
Shame it wasn't an electrified fence. Then he could be "accidentally" pushed against it.
AintWorthIt is poor quality - He couldn't even fiddle as much as his deputy, Bill Rammell.
Rammell has to repay £2,782 to us taxpayers, but the front-page headline in our local rag reads more like it's a charity donation.
He couldn't even fiddle himself the cunt. He gets someone else to do that.
Attn, Finance Director, Widgets & Co PLC.
Dear Mike,
Further to yesterdays e-con, I can understand why you might feel that fencing repairs to my garden may not be an entirely legitimate item to claim in my role as Asst. Sales Manager ( Buckets and Mops ). However, your refusal to accept that I was not trying to defraud the Company by inadvertantly putting the claim forward twice is utterly beyond belief.
Unless my lawyers hear within 24 hours that you have recinded your " Immediate dismissal for 'gross misconduct' " letter I will see you in Court.
Yours Sincerely
Robert Ainsworth.
also good for yer carpets....
Dump the bloody lot of them.
Had no option but to pilfer the one cunt wankstain pic GOT. Have donated to a good cause at no extra cost to youserf or myself and at no profit to anyone exept those that have a laugh at it and realise what a traitorous wigwearing wanker he is.
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