Back After The Break But Not For Long

It's been a couple of weeks now since I last posted anything on this blog and in the comments of that post I mentioned "Gotty's keyboard has been hung up. It's tired and all twatted out, just like Gotty ...".

I thought the break would do me good.

Nothing has changed. So it's time to call it a day.

Thank you to everyone who has taken the time to read all my blog shite and/or leave comments on all my blog shite and I'm also grateful to those who have recommended all my blog shite to others. A special thanks to others in the blogosphere who have helped me to make this blog the success that it has become. You know who you are.

An extra special 'fuck the fucking fuck off and die' goes to the few that have done all they can to try and fuck this blog in the arse. You know who you are ... and more importantly so do I, you two faced arsewipes.

The Grumpy Old Twat blog may be dead but the blogger behind him certainly isn't so maybe you'll come across him in the blogosphere again one day ... somewhere else ...
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Interlude

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Nothing To Fear Nothing To Hide

Britain is already one of the most heavily surveilled nations in the world and now 'Internet Eyes' is up and running. It's a private company with private citizens earning pin money. Three cheers for Cameron's small government, big society scam!

LiarPoliticians2, who posted this video, has been having problems with the Press Association and YouTube. His account was deleted together with 3,200 videos. He won his case but the videos are gone forever. He obviously hasn't heard about EyeTube yet.

Cross posted from Calling England

+++ Grumpy Old Twat UPDATE +++

Following on from the Wikileaks DNS problems with the freedom of speech police and their successful website resurrection, I now see that Alex Jones of InfoWars fame has been having fun and games with Google. A couple of days ago they put a 'freeze' on his YouTube account but after what he describes as a 'media storm', Google have now reversed their decision.

Result!

It just goes to show once again that the government, any government, just don't fucking get it. When are they going to realise that it's impossible to control freedom of speech on the internet.

Where there is a will, there is always a way.

In the meantime, Big Brother, ....

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Lighter Later 10:10 Are At It Again

That child killing group of eco terrorists 10:10 are at it again. This time they are behind a campaign called Lighter Later which is supporting the Daylight Saving Bill, due to be debated in the HoC today. They all want us to switch to Berlin time rather than use the British tradition of GMT. Oh for fuck's sake, so there goes a bit more of our sovereignty then. 

Rebecca Harris MP Tables Bill For Lighter Later from 10:10 on Vimeo.

Oh, and apparently, they reckon they have the support of Vince Cable on this one ... hahahahaha ... well that won't do the fuckers much good will it. He might say he'll support the campaign but he'll probably abstain on the vote anyway. Just like the new student fee legislation.

Anyway ... getting back to the 10:10 eco fascists, I presume they would rather see our children run over in the morning, in the pitch black, as opposed to in the evening. I dare say that Franny Armstrong is putting together  some sort of 'children being mowed down by a gas guzzling 4x4 blood and guts video', as we speak.

"What a difference an hour makes", they say on their website, "everybody loves the sunshine. But every year we set our clocks so that we get less of it in our lives, sleeping through the sunlit mornings while we use expensive, polluting electric lights to keep out the dark nights."

Oh just fuck off will you!

You can't produce more daylight by fucking around with the clocks. It's still the same amount of sunshine you fuckwits, whatever the twatting clock says. Just get the fuck up earlier in the mornings. As for the rest of that darkness bollocks, Captain Swing has an excellent remedy for that in his last paragraph here.

In the meantime I suggest that the 10:10 eco terrorists go fuck themselves ...
... with a grandfather clock.

No pressure.

+++ UPDATE +++

I've just heard that Parliament have passed the second reading of the Daylight Saving Bill with a majority of 82 votes. *sigh*

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Freedom Of Speech Has A Number

It appears that Wikileaks now has a new website address following the decision by Everydns.net to withdraw its DNS support. The new address is Wikileaks.ch However, free speech does have a number  and if the new website address should also disappear you can still access Wikileaks via its IP address of http://88.80.13.160/

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Why England Lost The 2018 World Cup Bid

From the very moment that this picture was taken, back in May 2009, England's chances of winning the bid to host the 2018 World Cup were totally doomed.

The curse has struck again!

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World Cup Snow Balls

Like a lot of people in the UK at the moment, I seem to be at the mercy of that mild autumn weather that the Met Office promised us all. Yep! This grumpy old twat is knee fucking deep in flakes of global warming and unable to get to work (a-fucking-gain).

So I popped on the Sky News to catch up with all the latest headlines MSM filtered fuckwittery  and ... what the fuck! I was greeted with some be-spectacled, suit wearing, numbnuts in Zurich banging on nineteen to the fucking dozen in dago-ese or some such bollocks. Apparently I had arrived just in time to hear the live presentation of Spain and Portugal's World Cup bid... or some such shit.

What's worse is that I very soon realised that all this 'live' World Cup bid bollocks is going on all fucking day! This is 'news' is it? Who the fuck cares? Oh, how silly of me, I almost forgot that's why the the Twat Boy Three are over there .... England are making a bid for the World Cup in 2018 *yawn*. Yes, iDave the spineless euro cock sucker, Willie (whose name sounds like a cock and has a big cock) and Becks a bottled lager a  talentless cock who once kicked a bladder around on some grass for 90 minutes (like a complete cock), are trying to secure the bid to host the 2018 World Cup in England.

The only reason they are there is 'automatic qualification'. England are so shit at football they don't stand a fucking chance in qualifying any other way. The over payed, talentless, tosspots are far to busy drink driving their Bentley's and taking their teammates' wives up the wrong 'un to have the where with all to actually do what they are fucking paid for!

Now where was I? Oh yes ....

Oi, Highways Dept desk jockey jerk offs ... pin your fucking ears back!

We don't all live within 6 fucking feet of a motorway or drive a big fuck off 4 x fucking 4. When the fuck are you twats going to get your act together and clear the sodding snow off the roads so that I can get back to work and earn some fucking money!

We're not all work shy employees of the state you know.

Some of us REALLY do want to work.

I've paid my car tax, I've paid my council tax. So I suggest that you lardy arsed, desk jockey jerk offs  get the fuck on with what I've fucking well paid you to do!

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Throwing In The Towel

"For the last eighteen months I have been trying to wake up those who are comfy, safe and warm, firmly wrapped up in their fluffy duvets. I am tired now of prodding, and poking, and shaking those who do not wish to be awoken."

I know exactly how he feels.

It's hard work.

Personally, I think he has made a huge contribution to the blogosphere and still has plenty to offer us all in the future. Even if it's a swift kick up the arse to all those who would rather bury their heads in the sand in the hope that all the bad stuff will just 'go away'.

It won't.

Maybe we can persuade him not to hang up his keyboard?

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Son Of Brown

David Cameron on Red Ed Miliband @PMQs :

"I'd rather be a child of Thatcher than a son of Brown"

Quite.

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Is The X Factor Fixed? ++ Updated ++

Why are England so bad at football? Is the X Factor fixed? Who is Justin Bieber? What does the Grumpy Old Twat do for a living*? Where is Raoul Moat? These are just some of the all important questions that are worrying Jill and Joe Public, across the UK at the moment.

Oh for fuck's sake! Is that really what the majority of the UK are worried about these days. What about the Afghan War, the demise of decent Justice in this country, the corruption of the European Union and the continuing islamification of the UK which is eroding our sovereignty, the total bollocks that is MMGW ....

.... or the state's 24/7 surveillance of everything we do or say?

Nope.

There are for more important things afoot.

Just look at the full Top 20 list of 'rising questions' on the Ask Jeeves website:

1. Why are England so bad at football?
2. Is the X-Factor fixed?
3. What is the Government going to cut next?
4. Who is Justin Bieber?
5. Did I vote for the right party?
6. Do all footballers cheat?
7. Should I buy an iPad?
8. What is Glee?
9. Why didn't Coleen leave Wayne?
10. Will Big Brother ever come back?
11. Why didn't Cheryl put Gamu through?
12. Where can I buy a micro pig?
13. Will I still get child benefit?
14. How are the Chilean miners surviving?
15. Where is the ash cloud?
16. Why did that woman put the cat in the bin?
17. When will the recession end?
18. Who killed Archie Mitchell?
19. Where can I buy a vuvuzela?
20. Where is Raoul Moat?

Give me strength.

Will all the fuckwits who are living in cloud-fucking-cuckoo land, please wake the fuck up and smell the twatting coffee! If you don't do it soon it'll be too fucking late and then you'll be asking the question: "I was watching X Factor at the time and didn't notice a thing but when was it exactly that we all became totally fucked?


+++ UPDATE +++

And that's from someone who actually won the very first X Factor! Fair play to him for taking the trouble to comment although I object to being compared to Alf Garnett. He was a reactionary, mean-spirited, selfish, bigoted, anti-Irish, anti-Catholic, racist, misogynistic, homophobic, West Ham supporting anti-Semitic played by a Jewish actor ... wasn't he?

Perhaps Steve just meant I was a reactionary ;-)

*I made that fucker up, obviously.
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