Sunday, 14 February 2010

Name Bercow's Pussy


Ampers has drawn my attention to a poll that John Bercow's wife Sally is running on Twitter, to decide a name for their pussy.

Oh what fun!

This is far too good an opportunity to miss, to indulge in some minging mockery dontcha think? I'm sure that you can come up with a few alternative and far more relevant suggestions, after all, the names the pussy the cunt the cat has been given so far, are just not up to the job ;-)

18 comments:

Tory Totty Online said...

lmao! Naaaaaaaasty! ;-)

microdave said...

Where's Mrs Slocombe when you need her?

G.O.T. said...

Naaaaasty indeed TT and my video of Mrs Slocombe's pussy moments is right here if you fancy a chuckle MD ;-)

manwiddicombe said...

I wanted to vote for "clunge" but it wasn't on the list

:o(

Ampers said...

Well, as they have given themselves such airs since his elevation to speaker, I think a hyphenated name would be appropriate. How about

hairy-pussy?

Ampers said...

By the way G.O.T. I object to the word cunt being used to describe politicians.

Mainly because I don't think they should be called by any name that suggest they are useful.

Kindly refer to them as "spent pricks" from now on :-)

Anonymous said...

I wanted to call it "Little cunt-big twat", but it wasn't on the list.

Why not?

Catosays said...

How about 'Yid the cat'?
or
'Shortarse'
or
'Long Tall Sally'

Anonymous said...

'Big Pussy with a little dick'

St Paul said...

"Cooking Fat" worked in history.

Bertie Dugger said...

A name for Sally Bercow's pussy: "Over-used"

A name for her twat: "Speaker"

Oldrightie said...

What to do with useless lips?

Anonymous said...

"Little-Chappy-In-The-Big-Flappy" ?

Clearly, he likes his 'milk' curdled and chunky.

Wouldn't touch that cat/pussy flap with my 6ft barge-poll.

- BilderBurger

Fidothedog said...

Pussy whipped was not included?!

Mirtha Tidville said...

I just feel sorry for the cat...fancy having to live with those two fucking wankers!!!!

Anonymous said...

Oscar Meyer bologna ad jingle from American TV:

"My pussy has a first name - it's o-s-c-a-r.

My pussy has a second name - it's m-e-y-e-r.

Put them both together and then see what you've got.

Oscar Meyer makes the best - p-u-s-s-y oh yea."

Except it's about bologna, a minced meat product, not pussy.

Dark Lochnagar said...

G.O.T. I don't know about naming it but it would take some shagging.

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If her pussy was getting enough dick I am sure she was thinking at something else than find a name for her pussy