Saturday, 20 February 2010

A Future Fair For All +++Updated+++

Apparently Labour's election campaign slogan is going to be:
"A future fair for all"

Pardon?

Yes. That's exactly what I thought.




+++ UPDATE +++



PLUS, elsewhere in the blogosphere,
an inspired observation and an
equally excellent poster to go with it
.

20 comments:

Henry North London said...

nicking the first pic

G.O.T. said...

Thanks Henry and it's good to see you back in the blogosphere ;-)

BTS said...

Is it gonna' have a roller-coaster..?

dave angel said...

Can you do a splat the rat one as well?

Jobless and Angry said...

Grumpers, a few questions...

How can you have a roller coaster when the only direction is down?

Why has "equality of opportunity" suddenly become "equality of outcome" where even the most useless sack of shit is guaranteed a top job over someone who could actually do it properly, provided said sack of shit is well-connected enough.

Why haven't Blair, Brown, Mandy to name but three of hundreds, been hanged for High Treason.

Why are so many dumbos still paying income tax?

Captain Ranty said...

Had a minor rant on these inglorious basterds myself....

http://captainranty.blogspot.com/2010/02/fuck-you-brown.html

It is a restrained, clinical look-back on Labour triumphs.

Mild in tone, yet introspective, I thought.

CR.

Henry North London said...

http://henrynorthlondon.blogspot.com/2010/02/our-fearful-fat-liar.html


Its short and to the point

Tory Totty Online said...

OMG - that's hilarious! ;-)

Lawson Narse said...

Liebore nicked the Operation Fightback idea from the BNP, again.

How original. Twats.

manwiddicombe said...

G.O.T. can I offer up a visual representation of Henry NL's anagrammatical reworkings?

Dazed And Confused said...

The picture from your link to the guardian newspaper of Douglas Alexander is fucking frightening. The cunt looks deranged.

G.O.T. said...

Henry & Man Widdecombe
Have now added your links to the main post ;-)

Dazed
Too fucking frightening by half, just like the rest of the inner circle fuckwits ;-)

Nauseating Pedant said...

Er, Grumpers, the last 'e' of FETE shouldn't have an acute accent above it.

G.O.T. said...

Thanks NP but it would look a little strange with one below it ;-)

Demetrius said...

I like it, I like it, my spouse watching the TV commented on the thickness of his makeup. He looked like a raddled old tart.

Amusing Bunni said...

Hi Gotty! The posters are great!
Didn't they steal that slogan from the BNP?
Anways, labour is going downhill faster than crap through a goose!

Thanks for your nice comment over my way, much appreciated. I'm happier already, and the Fete' hasn't even started yet ;-) Have a spectacular weekend.

Captain Haddock said...

"Fair" ? ... Labour don't even begin to comprehend the meaning of the word .. let alone applying it to real people ..

To them "Fair" means Mad Hattieharmsmen getting off lightly for motoring offences for which anyone else would have been prosecuted to the full ..

"Fair" means the same Mad Hattiehormones endlessly bleating on about "All-women" lists for Constituency applications .. all except for the one she & her husband so desperately desire for him to be parachuted into ..

"Fair" means lying, cheating, stealing, manipulating figures & devious attempts at Social Engineering .. for their own pernicious ends ..

"Fair" means Ballot boxes mysteriously disappearing .. Postal voting being "interfered" with ..

They make me want to spew .. but they're not even worth that ...

Ralph Kent said...

Like the images. Anyone done a video montage of old Prudence set to Shaggy's "It wasn't me" yet?

Ralph Kent said...

incidentally, you don't need the last accent on the e of "fete" in your straply, just the circonflex.

A future fair for all? said...

Why are they only now launching the 'fairness' campaign? What of the last thirteen years?

Take a long, hard look at Labour: http://futurefairforall.org