Wednesday, 3 February 2010

Latest Haynes Manual +++Updated+++


The David Cameron Workshop Manual is the first in a new political range to be published by Haynes this week. The Gordon Brown and Man Made Global Warming manuals are in the final stages of production and will be available to view on this blog within the next 24 hours.

+++UPDATE+++
The many dangers of working with the Prime Mentalist are all covered in this newly updated Haynes Workshop Manual . . .


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11 comments:

HeadsonPoles said...

You never cease to impress G.O.T.
Make sure you send the bugger a copy.

Captain Haddock said...

It'll never sell .. no-one would seriously want to tinker with the inner workings of TCC (that cunt Cameron) ..

microdave said...

Modern Haynes manuals are a waste of time, compared to the ones I used 30 years ago. Gone are the wonderful sectioned views of important parts, that show exactly where the spacer you now have left over was meant to be fitted....

As for Gordon Brown - he SHOULD be sectioned - under the mental health act.

bernard said...

Haynes manual also does a section main engine repairs: Piston broke.

Geddit?

Amusing Bunni said...

This is cool, Got, you should send a free copy to obummer, he needs airbrushing for his humungous ears, ever growing nose....plus, he sure need to grow a pair!

Barking Spider said...

Brilliant, Gotty - stolen, of course!

Dick Puddlecote said...

God you're good. ;-)

Polaris said...

Absolutely inspired Mr Grumpy. Gordon's manual would be a weighty tome - so much has broken...

Captain Haddock said...

It'd be a lot cheaper & a lot less painful for the rest of us to simply bung the Knobber into a crusher & have done with it .. He's too far gone to be cost-effectively repairable ..

.243 Win said...

Nice one Gotty.

Reminded me of the classic line in the old Haynes manuals : "Assembly is the reverse of disassembly".

Step 1 : Disassemble the Maximum Imbecile
Step 2 : Re-assemble ? Fuck that.

Barking Spider said...

Also stolen, mate, excellent!