The Conservatives have launched a new series of campaign posters today which I picked up on via Sue's place, where she has already done a version of her own.
A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in Britain . ~~~ Well, there's a very simple answer. ~~~ Nobody bothered to check the oil. ~~~ We just didn't know we were getting low. ~~~ The reason for that is purely geographical. ~~~ Our OIL is located in The North Sea ~~~ All Our DIPSTICKS are located in Westminster !!!
Why must you constantly harass and harangue one of the greatest leaders Britain has ever had.
If you continue with such attempts to portray our good and honourable Prime Minister and the party in such a bad light, it may eventually rub off on the children and cause them to grow up distrusting government and the Labour Party, whom they so desperately need to protect their health, safety and security, on into the next millenium.
Britain needs to stay the course, especially in perilous times such as present.
Dear Gordon (above), If the children follow your example they will be condemned to wallow in your socialist midden, where it is acceptable to write "Yours Truly". Yours in hell, St Paul
@ sixtypoundsaweekcleaner - A few years ago I gave my teenage niece a bollocking for not paying any attention to the state of her car. (I had just spent 10 minutes pumping up the tyres, checking levels under the bonnet, etc).
When I asked when she had last checked the oil, she replied "What's Oil?" And no, we don't live in Westminster...
As for Scots with mental issues, I suggest you all get over to Old Holborns place (before it gets taken down), and see the disgraceful goings on North of the border.
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Someone's just sent me this lovely joke......
A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in Britain .
~~~
Well, there's a very simple answer.
~~~
Nobody bothered to check the oil.
~~~
We just didn't know we were getting low.
~~~
The reason for that is purely geographical.
~~~
Our OIL is located in The North Sea
~~~
All Our DIPSTICKS are located in Westminster !!!
Any Questions ???
NO? I didn't think so!!
Why must you constantly harass and harangue one of the greatest leaders Britain has ever had.
If you continue with such attempts to portray our good and honourable Prime Minister and the party in such a bad light, it may eventually rub off on the children and cause them to grow up distrusting government and the Labour Party, whom they so desperately need to protect their health, safety and security, on into the next millenium.
Britain needs to stay the course, especially in perilous times such as present.
Yours Truly,
Gordon
With Euthanasia virtually legal, die now before this Government screws another £20k out of your estate.
Dear Gordon (above),
If the children follow your example they will be condemned to wallow in your socialist midden, where it is acceptable to write "Yours Truly".
Yours in hell,
St Paul
@ sixtypoundsaweekcleaner - A few years ago I gave my teenage niece a bollocking for not paying any attention to the state of her car. (I had just spent 10 minutes pumping up the tyres, checking levels under the bonnet, etc).
When I asked when she had last checked the oil, she replied "What's Oil?" And no, we don't live in Westminster...
As for Scots with mental issues, I suggest you all get over to Old Holborns place (before it gets taken down), and see the disgraceful goings on North of the border.
So good I have stolen :-)
It's a statistically proven fact that England can only win the World Cup under a Labour government.
Still, maybe we are heading for Croquet glory in 2010.
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