tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post2718653612924591839..comments2024-02-17T08:45:56.825+00:00Comments on Grumpy Old Twat: Jacqui Smith is a CUNTAll Seeing Eyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15671520010496394878noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-87285983912291562009-04-18T03:11:00.000+01:002009-04-18T03:11:00.000+01:00Gordon Brown leaps onto the populist bandwaggon in...Gordon Brown leaps onto the populist bandwaggon in a guest appearance on BGT.<br />" Britain has indeed got talent as this wonderful programme shows but I would like to take this opportunity to announce to my British Public, Jacqui Smith, the well known cunt, has No Talent and I just told her on the telephone,<br />YOU'RE FIRED "<br /><br />Raptuous applause all round followed by community cheersinging long into the night<br />"<B>Jacqui Smith SHAME ON YOU<br />Jacqui Smith SHAME ON YOU<br />Jacqui Smith SHAME ON YOU<br />...</B>"bannedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02406037760273820029noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-92059938690046002692009-04-18T02:46:00.000+01:002009-04-18T02:46:00.000+01:00A reworking of the old Peter Cook joke...
Some blo...A reworking of the old Peter Cook joke...<br />Some bloke talking to Jacqui Smith an he says:<br /><br />“You know, the day I met you, I thought you were a cunt. And every time we’ve met since I thought you were a cunt. And it can’t just be me, because everyone who’s ever met you thinks you are a cunt, and probably everyone who will ever meet you will think you’re a cunt. In fact, you’ve got to be the second-biggest cunt in the world.”<br /><br />Jacqui thinks about this for a while.<br />“So... the day you met me you thought I was a cunt?”<br />“Yep.”<br />“And every day since you’ve thought I was a . . .”<br />“Right.”<br />“And everyone I’ve ever met thinks I’m a . . .”<br />“You got it.”<br />“And everyone I will ever meet will think I’m a . . .”<br />“Uh-huh.”<br />“So how comes”, she says, triumphantly, “I’m only the second biggest cunt in the world?”<br /><br />The first guy looks at her with total contempt "Because you’re a cunt”, he says.Fidothedoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13588552210424845667noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-45554159981852499122009-04-17T23:26:00.000+01:002009-04-17T23:26:00.000+01:00CUNT! CUNT! CUNTLY CUNT!CUNT! CUNT! CUNTLY CUNT!May return soon..fuckety fuck.https://www.blogger.com/profile/07623217470640407907noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-42563941688578051682009-04-17T22:56:00.000+01:002009-04-17T22:56:00.000+01:00Perfect, that sums the kebab munching, bathplug bl...Perfect, that sums the kebab munching, bathplug blagging, porn watching, bovine faced, jug uddered, fat arsed cunt up perfectly.Fidothedoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13588552210424845667noreply@blogger.com