Wednesday, 15 April 2009

Obama Unveils Presidential Poodle


Bollock Obummer officially announced the adoption of his new presidential poodle shortly after the recent G20 summit. Nicknamed 'Shitter', it is a rare Scottish Shitzyu breed which are renowned for being experts at burying things.

Although not fully house trained the Obummers are hoping that 'Shitter' will soon stop pissing everywhere once he gets used to the training pads. His other habit, of using his arse to smear shit on to anyone that upsets him, is thought to be due to some type of arrogant mental health problem coupled with a tendency to bark up the wrong tree.

Obummer says that he has consulted a British Lord about 'Shitter's' dirty habit and he advises him that a butt plug should cure this.

Although 'Shitter' only has one-eye, is grossly overweight due to his penchant for fois gras and also has anger management problems they are also hoping to employ an animal physcotherapist called O'Dollie D'Raper to assist with his all around well being.

6 comments:

Old Bag said...

little shitter doesnt have problems with leaving trails of snot everywhere too does he?

All Seeing Eye said...

TheEye went to a zoo in Korea once and it only had one dog.

Now *that* was a shitzu.

Cato said...

@All Seeing Eye....expect they'd eaten the rest.

Tory Poppins said...

OMFG . . . in the Obnoxio,
"Bugger I've just soiled myself! Going to have to have another shower"
F-ing marvellous GOT!

Screech said...

make sure the poodle doesn't get too excited obummer, oops!!! From the look on your grid i'm guessing it's already too late, never mind, i'm sure our home secretary will be only too ready to oblige with some of her hubbys' surplus Kleenex.

Eye, i'm surprised the had a dog at all in a Korean zoo, i thought our Lardy, unelected prime sinister or prescott would have eaten it.

Dr. Dave said...

O'Bugger will have a grand time playing "whose a bigger asshole" with Shitter, no doubt.