BBC Give Your Licence Fee A Lift

Let's refresh our memory with a quote from the BBC TV Licence Fee website:
Spending your licence fee
"Most of the new savings will come from being smarter and sharper about how we run the BBC. The savings we generate are being reinvested in high-quality content and new technology for the future."


Now, you probaly already know my feelings about the 2010 World Cup following a recent subtle hint but even so....... what the fucketty fuck is this then:

It's the BBC Football World Cup Studio and it's cost the licence fee payer over a million quid to perch that fucking flat pack box on top of a hospital in Cape Town. All of the BBC live studio coverage will be based there even though most major matches, including the final, are being played 1,000 miles away in Johannesburg.

What the fuck!

And the best bit?

In addition, the BBC have pissed thousands of pounds more, up the wall, because they've especially installed a lift so that their 'star' presenters don't have to climb an extra 3 flights of stairs. Yes that's right, cosseted  thick as shit windbags commentators such as Gary Lineker, Alan Shearer, Alan Hansen and Lee Dixon will be using the purpose built penthouse suite lift so that they don't have to mix with the general public riff raff who will be using the stairs.

Then there's the 295 wankers staff they are sending out there for 6 weeks, double that of ITV, and they've even bastard well shipped over an open-top bus to use for *sings* we're all going on a ... summer holiday etc outside broadcasts. Oh, and let's not forget the block booking for 45 key staff at Cape Town’s Mandela Rhodes Place hotel, where rooms cost up to £500 a night!

I'd say that statement at the top of this post isn't worth the fucking keyboard it was typed on. Come on Cameron, sort this fucking useless bunch of cash haemorrhaging bum fuckers out once and for all.

Scrap the Licence Fee now!

That is what you said you'd do isn't it?

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BA Crisis? Who Gives A Fuck?

Tony Woodley obviously doesn't.

In the middle of the BA workers' strike, the £122k-a-year Unite union boss has packed his bags, jumped into his £40k Range Rover, driven off from his £350k house and headed for the airport to catch a flight (not BA of course) to a £600-a-week holiday villa in Cyprus.

It's not the first time that the union trougher has jaunted off, missing strike negotiations whilst his 'brothers' survive on £30-a-day.  Last month, Tony 'the Trougher' Woodley missed talks with BA because he was in Cuba celebrating the 51st anniversary of the revolution that swept Fidel Castro to power.

It's fucking hard work representing your fellow 'worker', dontcha think?

I've Seen A Man With A Small Penis Today

A Professor has found, after extensive research, that there are two sizes of penis among English men. There are those that fall within the normal range and those which are less than two inches when erect.

The Professor has appealed for help to continue his research. So could all men in England, with extremely small penises, make themselves known over the next six weeks by flying a white flag with a red cross on it from the windows of their vehicles.

I thank you.


Oh, and while we're on the subject have you heard the wall to wall coverage on the radio today about this twat being ruled out of the tournament. No loss. Who needs an overpaid fucking 'bash street kid looky-likey' dinosaur dragging themselves around the pitch with the charisma of Gordon Brown, anyway.

Listen to me, for fuck's sake. I'm beginning to sound like I give a fuck about the World Cup. I hate bastard football and all it's over paid pre-madonna fucktards.

Fuck me, it's still 10 days away and the pundits are already wetting themselves over the slightest mention of it. Christ knows what it'll be like when it actually starts. Fucking sick of it and it's not like we're going to win anyway . . . .  not after this incident, eh.

McDonalds To Launch The New Gay Burger?

Oh for fuck's sake!

Whatever next?

What the fucketty fuck does it matter what sexuality you are when you take your lardy arse down to McDonalds for a previously IRA funding Big Mac?

Note that they didn't have the balls (fnarr) to air this advert in the States, it's in French but this version does have English sub titles though ........

."Do yer wanna get chocolate shake and mayo with that?"

*sigh*

Thought For The Day

I've never met a Green Party voter that doesn't live in a city*


And another thing, will all you town and city day tripping twats stop dumping your fucking rubbish in our beautiful countryside.

You filthy fuckers!

*Taken from the comments here

Brainwashing Bastards! +++Updated+++

 Bubble, bubble,bubble..........


 +++UPDATE+++

Many thanks for all the info in the comments about who the fuck might be behind this load of bollocks.

I have done a little more digging myself and discovered that Erica Robb is the mother behind the Schools Low Carbon Day and Cool The World websites which, you will notice, are one and the same. Erica Robb is also mentioned here as founder of the similarly named registered (?) charity. 

On the other hand if you look here, the founder is named as Erica Charles ..... one and the same perhaps? That link also tells us this:

The [Schools Low Carbon Day] website pulls together more than 30 lesson plans and sets of lesson plans from online sources such as Generation Green (supported by British Gas), The Low Carbon Partnership, ACE (The Atmosphere, Climate and Environment Information Programme, supported by DEFRA),The Prince’s Rainforest Project and others.

Interesting?

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+++ Ed Balls Leadership Campaign Poster Launch +++

Having finally reached the 33 nominations that are required for him to get onto the ballot paper, Ed Balls has now officially joined the race to be the new leader of the Labour Party. Wouldn't it be marvelous for us all if Blinky were to make it to the top spot and be at the helm for the next election. 

So... without a moment to waste, here is your first look at the officially approved* Ed Balls Labour Leadership Campaign Poster:

Join in the campaign on Twitter using #balls4leader

where the delightful Sally Bercow has already come out
in support of the "hard hitting and fluent" Ed Balls.....

Update: Diane Abbot still has just the one nomination

and her Campaign Poster can be found here.

*officially approved by Pigsy whilst she was cooking my sausage sandwich this morning

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