Apparently Bob Ainsworth, the wig wearing, tight arsed, spineless twat of a Defence Secretary, has announced today that he is busting a gut for the troops in Afghanistan.
Yeah right.
Promises, promises.
Thursday, 23 July 2009
Wednesday, 22 July 2009
#Silly Week
A most excellent idea from The Man in a Shed.
I'm up for it! It sounds like a right fucking laugh!
Click through from HERE to find out how you can take part.
Look What The Cat Dragged In.
Keep it up boys. We're laughing at youIt is after all the start of the "Silly Season."
Tuesday, 21 July 2009
A Matter of Time?
This is a true story.
I have a friend who wears glasses.
He was stopped at passport control on return to his native UK and was asked to remove his glasses by the immigration officer, so he could accurately compare my friend's face to that of his passport photograph.
The person in front of my friend had walked straight through passport control without being challenged, despite the fact that they were wearing a Burka and the immigration officer had also studied her (or his?) passport.
So how long will it be before THIS happens in the UK then?
Seditious Poetry Corner
As you all know I am more than slightly partial to a little sedition (OK then, shitloads) and it's great to see it being executed well in the form of poems, from a talented seditious poet by the name of Cry Baby .
This is their latest offering . . . .
I’m the unelected dictator, I’m squatting in number 10,
You can try and try to evict me, time and time again.
It’s down to me, when I decide, when I want to call the election,
You cant touch me, I’m made of steel and I have the most protection.
That is just the first verse so I suggest you read the rest of it here.
You won't be disappointed!
Sunday, 19 July 2009
Fuck Me! The G.O.N.T. Is Back!
Those of you who have been unfortunate enough to have followed this blog from the earlier days, will know exactly what is about to happen. Those of you who may be thinking 'what the fuck' is this all about will find the first episode of it here.
This was followed by Pour Yourself a Scotch and Tell Your Bird to Shut It and We're All Crazy Now. Subsequent outbreaks can be found here, here and fuck me, here as well.
First of all, with a hat tip to Banned for the suggestion . . . .
What the fuck happened to Limahl from Kajagoogoo?
And how about a quick gander at a compilation of 'Pussy Moments' that I have gathered together from 'Are You Being Served'?
Oh yes, classic nostalgia indeed . . .
Every Breath Gordon Brown Takes
I thought that it was about time that our unelected, pant pissing, two faced, troughing, lying, pink oboe playing, lardy arsed, troop killing, fuckwit of a Prime Minister had some more G.O.T. treatment.
It's been far too long.
This time I thought I would mock the fucking fuck out of those ridiculous 'Gordon Breaths' of his. What a complete twat . . .
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