Ed Balls Is A Liar

Apparently Ed 'Blinky' Balls doesn't take to kindly to being called a liar.

Even though we all know that he is one.

This from Fraser Nelson:

Ed Balls has just called me up about my post from this morning , hopping mad. He instructed me to "take that post down now". I thought he was joking: has there been some change to the constitution where ministers now have power over the media? But he was deadly serious. "You should not call me a liar," said Balls. I told him that if he doesn't want to be called a liar, “he shouldn't tell lies”. His defence is that his point about debt is a Brownie, not a lie - okay, he didn't put it quite like that. But when he said "debt" he referred to the "ratio of national debt to gross domestic product" which is forecasted in the Budget to start falling in eight to nine years time. Now the Budget, of course, has a "horizon" running out in 2013/14: there are literally no plans beyond that. It is a lie to suggest otherwise.

So there you have it.

Ed Balls doesn't like being called a liar.

So, we all know what to do now then if we want to wind up the sniveling little shit. Tell the whole fucking world and his wife, on the blogosphere, that Ed 'blinky-pants-on-fire" Balls is a liar.

It's not going to be very easy for that thieving twat to ring everyone up and threaten them now, is it!

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Even more offensive Little Miss and Mr Men available here

What To Do If You Have Swine Flu

Spread a little happiness.

Go on. You know you want to!

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Further Swine Flue fuckwittery can be found here and here

Our Future Safe in Gordon's Hands

If you really want to help build a better future for Britain,

then just pull the damn trigger.

Go on Gordon, save us all.

Oh and correct me if I'm wrong, Mr Gordon 'Prespartarian' Brown,

but didn't you say that you would do whatever it takes

to get Britain back on its feet?

Or were you lying again?

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iTwat, iLose, iReshuffle and  iQuit available here

Peter and Gordon at the Gay Bar

Tip of the Lube Tube to Dazed N Confused

Brown's Master.

Taking the wind out Brown's sails.

Lord Mandelson may have — ever so slightly — jumped the gun when he all but ruled out a comprehensive spending review this side of a general election.

Oh, deary, deary me. Mandy doesn't seem to be wielding the correct type of sword Gordon.
I mean, you wouldn't want to wrap your tongue around that would you?

Heatwave! Ice Cream Anyone?

"I'm Mandy lick me!"

Go on Gordon, you know you want to . . . . again.

Image by Lawson

Gordon Brown ++++ EXCLUSIVE ++++

This exclusive photo of the Prime Minister was allegedly taken in the servant quarters kitchen at Chequers, only hours before he was due to commence the all important, recent Cabinet re-shuffle.

Mario, 17, a disgruntled young man servant who asked not to be named for fear of reprisals, said "I've had enough of being fucked around by that cock sucking crackhead, I'm not standing for it anymore."

Apparently Gordon had promised Mario the World, if he were to carry out a couple of personal favours for him, but to date all Mario has received from Gordon is a bottle of minty fresh mouthwash and a preview of his latest YouTube gurn.

"That's when I thought I'd get my revenge, by taking a photo of the lying, twitchy faced, crackhead" said Mario "and then give it to someone I trust, someone who'd know exactly what to do with it."

"Well done, I know exactly what to do with that" said Peter "Now run along and hide in my wardrobe until I tell you it's safe to come out." 

Hat tip to Lorenzo for the excellent image