Saturday, 5 September 2009

Should Have Gone To . . .


So, Gordon Brown's eyesight is causing some concern.

Apparently his aides have revealed that at the Labour spring conference Gordon Magoo took a wrong turn off the stage and failed to find the exit and when he was about to meet a line-up of war veterans recently, the former minister John Reid had to be moved out of the way because Gordon "would have confused him with a veteran".

Fuck Specsavers, I've got a better idea!

Why doesn't someone take the useless, unelected, optically challenged, throw it up the wrong 'un, pant pisser of a fucking liar for a nice walk on Beachy Head.

Just a thought.

7 comments:

Oldrightie said...

It seems his and yours, GOT, are both exit strategies!

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

A pair of specs would be only half price for him anyway.

Every cloud has a silver lining and all that!

Goodnight Vienna said...

He's definitely on his way out - so many health-scare stories are flying around that someone must be busy doing the groundwork for his retirement.

Anonymous said...

Cunt.

Anonymous said...

I was blind
At last I see
How Gordon and Labour
Have shafted me

By:

The UK Voters

Fidothedog said...

I would love to guide Gordon around Beachy Head, yes just step this way snotty....

Shades Of Ansel said...

Beautifully put,and encompassing the thoughts of the WHOLE nation,except of course,for pakis and immigrants who are totally happy with the cunt turning his blind eye to them taking over our fucking country