Friday, 25 September 2009

Obama Presents A Gift To Brown



In a ceremony during the G20 summit in Pittsburgh last night, President Bollock Obama offered a historic gift to visiting British Prime Minister, and saviour of the Universe, Gordon 'Global FuckUp' Brown. The rare pistol, known as a F.O.A.D. Special , is a one of a kind and so it was the first time it had ever been presented to a Global cunt visiting dignitary.

Brown, of course, readily accepted the gift in yet another desperate 'press opportunity' lunge towards the half white half black twat that he adores so much and was unable to prevent a small dribble of urine from darkening his trousers in sheer Global excitement.

President Barack Obummer insisted that Gordon, the Global gonad gobbler, should try out this unique gift as soon as possible."As this revolver has never been fired before, the Global citizens from around the Global World and particularly the shat on admiring Global (once great) British public would be most grateful if you were to shoot it first."


"If you were to fire this weapon, it would be a symbol of the great hope and change that you would bring to us all and you would undoubtedly be doing the world a tremendous Global service."

"In fact, you would indeed instantly become the true Global saviour of the Global universe"

12 comments:

Gigits said...

Brilliant mate. How I hope he uses that gift!

Lawson Narse said...

PMSL! Bet gord would still contrive to shoot himself in the foot though.

Ansel said...

Touble is,the bullet would miss the fucker's brain.It's in his arse don't forget.
Did you see Milliband too,lying back on his chair with his hands behind his head and wearing a big fucking self-satisfied smile? Obummer had just shook his hand.He looked like Obummer was giving him head under the table too.It was a sickening and pathetic sight.Brown and Milliband falling over themselves to get near to their God.The are an embarrasment to the British people

Tony Blair said...

Excellent, had Cherie and myself yet again pissing ourselves with laughter at your article.
Spare a thought for the piano wire manufacturers though,this gun might put them out of business

Fidothedog said...

GOT, I am rather upset with this as over the last year having seen our economy go down the shitter I have put my savings into the following:

Barbed wire, hemp rope and gallows construction companies.

I really hope that these are not passed out to the masses of Labour politco's as my future depends on them doing the gallows jig.

Darren said...

love it GOT

Bring On The Revolution said...

Absolutely love that picture and caption G.O.T!! It's always a sure sign the Prime Minister is hated, loathed and despised at home when he struts about on the world stage. Go on Mr Brown, just do us all a favour and pull that trigger and GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE!!!

Goodnight Vienna said...

Beautiful!

CryBaby said...

This has out done every other weapon, bloody brilliant!

Barking Spider said...

Oh, yes! Now if only he can aim it properly.....

Anonymous said...

The one eyed cunt would still miss.

Clunking Fist said...

F.O.A.D.

F*ck Off And Die

Love it!!!