Invention of Lying

Gordon Brown's driving ambition has not been to improve Britain. It has been to retain power at all costs - with no lie judged too great in his ruthless and relentless self-promotion.

Sun Withdraws Labour Support ++Update++

After 12 long years in power,

this Government has lost its way.

Now it's lost The Sun's support too

Grumpy Old Twat Top Trio

Labour Party Conference Special

First up is this 'Gotesque' image by Tory Rascal,
who also has a great post on the Newsnight BBC Bias Special

An ecstatic Gordon gets the all clear on his eyesight

from the ever brilliant Tractorstats

More mental health worries for Gordon Brown
Further concerns for Gordon Brown's mental health
have been raised today after he was spotted in the
foyer of the Brighton Centre deep in conversation
with a plastic Ficus plant . . . 
Click through to read the rest of this excellent post by Gigits.

Ed Balls & Gordon Brown In Brighton

Exclusive video footage of Ed slipping into Gordon's hotel room late last night to discuss (ahem) the content of their respective Labour Party Conference speeches . . .

Gordon welcomes himself at Annual Conference

Footage of Andrew Marr . . .

. . . asking Gordon Brown that question about his health.

Marr Asks Gordon Brown
by GrumpyOldTwat

I'm with Guido on this one. It appears that Andrew Marr has finally grown a big pair of bollocks. Check out the look on Gordoom's face when the question is asked. He doesn't look too happy about it and swiftly goes on to tell us all about his eye problems. I doubt whether Gordon will be granting Mr Marr another interview anytime soon ;-)

BBC 24, Seeks Mature Female 50+

In a desperate attempt to silence the well founded cries of female ageism, the BBC are seeking to recruit a female news reader over the age of 50, for their 24 hour news channel.

Brown's Broadcasting Channel, funded by the licence fee payer and employing arrogant, self opinionated twats like this, would be better suited concentrating on providing unbiased reporting of World events on their news channel, rather than prevaricating about the age, gender and ethnicity of it's presenters.

Presumably, with a General Election looming on the horizon, the British Broadcasting Corruption will continue to present Labour spin and propaganda ad infinitum in a vain attempt to see their masters re-elected, thus protecting their 'all important' tax payer funded income.

In which case one can only assume that their ideal candidate for the position of news reader will be a female transgender lesbian, half moslem half black, preferably disabled in some way, a weed smoking marxist during their University days, with five children by five different fathers and, ideally, about 54 years old.

Something Better Change

Courtesy of Hope Springs Eternal

Obama Presents A Gift To Brown

In a ceremony during the G20 summit in Pittsburgh last night, President Bollock Obama offered a historic gift to visiting British Prime Minister, and saviour of the Universe, Gordon 'Global FuckUp' Brown. The rare pistol, known as a F.O.A.D. Special , is a one of a kind and so it was the first time it had ever been presented to a Global cunt visiting dignitary.

Brown, of course, readily accepted the gift in yet another desperate 'press opportunity' lunge towards the half white half black twat that he adores so much and was unable to prevent a small dribble of urine from darkening his trousers in sheer Global excitement.

President Barack Obummer insisted that Gordon, the Global gonad gobbler, should try out this unique gift as soon as possible."As this revolver has never been fired before, the Global citizens from around the Global World and particularly the shat on admiring Global (once great) British public would be most grateful if you were to shoot it first."


"If you were to fire this weapon, it would be a symbol of the great hope and change that you would bring to us all and you would undoubtedly be doing the world a tremendous Global service."

"In fact, you would indeed instantly become the true Global saviour of the Global universe"

What Is It They Say?

Ah yes, I remember!
A murderer always returns to the scene of the crime.

"I have had an urge to go back the whole time"

Goodbye Gordon Brown

"Sometimes big problems have small solutions"

Goodbye Gordon Brown
by GrumpyOldTwat

Oh, and a gold star to anyone that can name
the piece of music used in the video.
The title of it is relevant ;-)

Baroness Morgan of Drefelin

They're just like the proverbial fucking buses!

You wait for one "it's all within the fucking rules", cocksuck-my-way-to-a-peerage, money grabbing piece of shit to appear and then fuck me sideways yet another bend-over-the-desk-for-a-peerage, cash syphoning, cunt bubble turns up.

This one calls itself Baroness Morgan of Dreflin.

Subrosa has all the despicable details.

I'm off to watch Sky News and await the Gordon Brown "I'm 100% behind the thieving bitch" statement that the unelected, pant pissing, shit stabber is bound to produce.

Give me fucking strength!

Baroness Scotland

For fuck's sake!

How much more expense abuse do we have to take

from the likes of this money grabbing piece of shit

and all her other "it's within the fucking rules",

champagne swilling socialist spunk bubbles?

Piss the Pissing Piss Off

Go 4th & Multiply

So . . . . which are best?

Flatcaps or handbags?

There's only one way to find out.

Fiiiiigghhttt!!!!

Gordon Is Still In Control.

Miss McNeil 29, is currently a speechwriter for Mr Brown but has now been promoted to his adviser in charge of external affairs.

In 2000, she was among those organising a protest against Labour education policy when she is said to have shouted at Mr Blair: “Are you Thatcher in disguise?”

However, her previous antagonism to the Labour Government has not hindered Miss McNeill’s rapid rise since joining the Downing Street staff last year. But, Lord Mandelson, the Business Secretary, is reported to be uneasy at the influence she now wields.

Message From G.O.T.

Apologies for my recent lacking of blogging. Unfortunately my attention has been directed elsewhere whilst my 'better half' has been enduring a little bit of 'brain tinkering' by the highly skilled staff at Frenchay.

So, apart from an odd post or two, I will continue to leave my two blogs in the more than capable hands of TheEye and Lawson Narse until I feel sure that she is going to make a full recovery.

In the meantime, thanks to The Eye and Lawson for all their help and here's a little something that you might find amusing . . .

Check out the video of

Gordon Brown's official result

HERE

More Buck Passing From Gordon.

In a sign of growing unease within No 10, the Prime Minister's spokesman stressed it was Defence Secretary Bob Ainsworth and Foreign Secretary David Miliband who gave the green light for the raid that freed journalist Stephen Farrel.

However Mr Miliband was in Paris at the start of a European tour on climate change during the critical hours.

Mr Ainsworth, who is ranked 22 in Cabinet seniority, is also thought to have been away from Whitehall at the time.

Go and eat some cheese and wash it down with a bottle of Chianti, you fucking miserable, misbegotten, lardy worm.

Bringing The Medical Profession Into Disrepute

The Bansturbators Malignant Arssociation wants to impose more hardship and misery on everyone.

The Filthy Smoker lets rip at them here.

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GOT has some family stuff to attend to and may be away for a little while.
The Eye and myself will be keeping his seat warm until he comes back.

Lawson.

Brown's Petroleum

It just keeps getting worse.

Gordon Brown has personally vetoed an attempt to force Colonel Gadaffi to compensate 2,500 families of IRA bomb victims because it might have jeopardised British oil deals with Libya.

Jack Straw wrote to Brown warning the Libyans might block a multi-million-pound BP oil deal unless the bomber was released. The disclosure contradicts remarks made by Straw recently in which he insisted there had been “no paper trail” to No 10.

That is all.

No, really.

A Message Gordon CAN Read?

For a Grumpy Old Twat, I'm feeling in a particularly kind mood today. Fuck knows why, maybe because the Election is getting ever closer but it's more likely that I've had one too many bottles of my favourite Chianti ;-)

Anyway because Gordon 'Global Drug User' Brown is having a few sight issues I thought that I would help out by sending the eyesight failing fucktard a message in braille . . .

Feel the love Gordon!

Feel the fucking love of a nation!

Should Have Gone To . . .

So, Gordon Brown's eyesight is causing some concern.

Apparently his aides have revealed that at the Labour spring conference Gordon Magoo took a wrong turn off the stage and failed to find the exit and when he was about to meet a line-up of war veterans recently, the former minister John Reid had to be moved out of the way because Gordon "would have confused him with a veteran".

Fuck Specsavers, I've got a better idea!

Why doesn't someone take the useless, unelected, optically challenged, throw it up the wrong 'un, pant pisser of a fucking liar for a nice walk on Beachy Head.

Just a thought.

Caster Semenya, I Have The Answer

Well, I don't really give a flying fuck about all the bollocks (or not as the case may be) as to whether Caster Semenya is a man or a woman. However I can save all those scientists a lot of time and trouble by telling them the answer they are are looking for is in her name.

An anagram of 'Caster Semenya' is . . .

A secret man? Yes!

Just thought I'd mention it.

Film of the Week

+++Bob Ainsworth PPS Resigns+++

" I do not think the public will accept for much longer that our losses can be justified by simply referring to the risk of greater terrorism on our streets. Nor do I think we can continue with the present level of uncertainty about the future of our deployment in Afghanistan."

Extract from Eric Joyce MP resignation letter to Gordon Brown

Explosive stuff!

Guido has the letter in full

The following clip from Sky News tells us Bob 'The Knob' Ainsworth's predicatble reaction to his PPS resignation and we also hear that Gordon Brown is due to give a speech on Afghanistan tomorrow. That should be interesting then . . . .

Sharon Shoesmith Blows Millions

That money could have been used to pay for up to 700 social workers or cover the cost of building a brand new school.

Or, heaven forbid Shoesmith, you could have used a little of it to help save the life of Baby Peter Connelly . . .

Unbe-fucking-lievable!

Previous posts on the Sharon Shoesmith bitch can be found here

The One Eyed Fuckwit Speaks

Courtesy of Dazed N Confused

Cameron Calls Brown A Liar

Live footage from Sky News, complete with additional subtitles for anyone out there who still doesn't realise that Gordon Brown is a duplicitous bastard . . .

Tip of the baseball cap to Red Rag TV

Nothing To Fear Peter?

“It’s not only completely wrong

to make such a suggestion

it’s also quite offensive”

Yeah, right!

Labour = Addams Family

Courtesy of Dazed N Confused