Thursday, 30 April 2009
Wednesday, 29 April 2009
Tuesday, 28 April 2009
It Could Get Worse
What really scares the shit out of me is that Lord SoreArse of Manmuncher (Gordom's favourite pink oboe tuner) is predicted to be our next Foreign Secretary!
Next stop for the tenacious testicle tickler?
The next unelected leader of NuLabore because I can't see the worst Prime Minister since the war making it as far as the next General Election.
As for Jacqui Smith, no P45 for her then, (and why the fucking fuck not?)
she is predicted to be moved to Education!!!!
You have got to be fucking well shitting me . . . . .
Monday, 27 April 2009
Sunday, 26 April 2009
Grumpy Old Twat Top Trio
As a tribute to like minded fellow bloggers, each weekend I'm going to post 3 most excellent images that have caught my eye and amused me during the previous week.
So here, in no particular order,
is this week's Grumpy Old Twat Top Trio . . . .
More Sleaze Stains
James Purnell, Minister for the dirty thieving workshy, is the latest cabinet minister to join the the sleaze ridden ranks of NuLabore expenses whores.
According to the Sunday Express James 'Pigsty' Purnell has claimed £1600 for cleaning his £1820 a month apartment but, on closer inspection, it seems that he has vacated his 2nd home without actually cleaning it!
Wine stains on the walls, grimy kitchen, dirty sink and damp patches on the filthy carpets were just some of evidence of neglect, according to the tax payer funded tenant's landlord.
James Purnell, Minister for the dirty thieving workshy.
Leading by example.
Twat!
The Gurkhas
A few weeks ago I posted a video over at The All Seeing Eye which, although it doesn't directly depict the Gurkhas, still carries the same sentiment . . . . .
That is all.
Saturday, 25 April 2009
Jacqui Smith Blogspot
Fuck me sideways, I thought,
surely I can't get away with registering that one!
Can I?
Well apparently I can.
What a fucking result!
Friday, 24 April 2009
Thursday, 23 April 2009
You Need Help Darling
Not content with already having gambled away our grandchildrens' inheritance, and their grandchildren's too, Gordoom the Goofer's fiscal fucking mouthpiece has just thrown another staggering £175 BILLION onto the roulette table.And that's just for now.
Get help you total twatting twat.
Fuck the fuck off and take that unelected fucktard, with his hand up your arse, with you!
Wednesday, 22 April 2009
Send Gordon Your Shirt
Do it.
Find an old shirt, stuff it in an envelope and spend a £1 sending it to the man who is costing your grandchildren thousands.
Spread the word.
Post this everywhere you can.
Show that twat what the blogosphere is capable of.
Spread the word.
Post this everywhere you can.
Show that twat what the blogosphere is capable of.
Should Have Gone To Specsavers Darling
And keep your fucking tax hungry mitts off the red wine.
You bushy eye browed, fiscal fucking bastard. You shot in the dark, clutching at straws, Chancer of the BouncedChequer from the Twattery. You baffoon of an unelected Gordoom Brownfinger's mouthpiece.
Fuck off and fill the expense fiddling, sleaze ridden black hole of a fucked-in-the-arse British economy, from the tax-payer-cash laden bank accounts that all you fucking arsewipes at NuLabore have got.
Twats!
Tuesday, 21 April 2009
Does My Arse Look Big In This?
YES!Now fuck off.
You lard ridden, pocket lining, freedom fucking, kebab gorging cunt.
Monday, 20 April 2009
Sunday, 19 April 2009
Saturday, 18 April 2009
Friday, 17 April 2009
Jacqui Smith is a CUNT
Let's all call Jacqui Smith a cunt.
Get over there and join in, if enough of us make our voices heard we can fuck the fuck off the useless cunt for good.
My contribution for today is to update the graphic I did yesterday, so here is the revised version with added cunt.
Enjoy.
Thursday, 16 April 2009
Wednesday, 15 April 2009
Goodbye Dolly
Obama Unveils Presidential Poodle
Bollock Obummer officially announced the adoption of his new presidential poodle shortly after the recent G20 summit. Nicknamed 'Shitter', it is a rare Scottish Shitzyu breed which are renowned for being experts at burying things.
Although not fully house trained the Obummers are hoping that 'Shitter' will soon stop pissing everywhere once he gets used to the training pads. His other habit, of using his arse to smear shit on to anyone that upsets him, is thought to be due to some type of arrogant mental health problem coupled with a tendency to bark up the wrong tree.
Obummer says that he has consulted a British Lord about 'Shitter's' dirty habit and he advises him that a butt plug should cure this.
Although 'Shitter' only has one-eye, is grossly overweight due to his penchant for fois gras and also has anger management problems they are also hoping to employ an animal physcotherapist called O'Dollie D'Raper to assist with his all around well being.
Tuesday, 14 April 2009
Red Rag Blogspot
I don't think that this blog site is going to be around for too long.
Luckily I have already managed to grab a couple of screen images before it disappears.
But I know nothing about it, right.
Oh, and if you are interested in the detail, high res versions are available to view at the foot of this blog.
BBC In A Spin . . . Again
This from the Sky News, website this morning . . .
Tories Livid Over Lack Of 'Smeargate' Apology
Senior Conservatives are reported to be furious that Gordon Brown has still not apologised to the people smeared in the Downing Street email scandal.
And this from BBC News, on their website this morning . . .
The Conservatives are continuing to demand an apology from Gordon Brown for e-mails sent by a former adviser which discussed smearing senior Tories.
Monday, 13 April 2009
SmearGate
A most excellent video of the blogosphere's take on SmearGate so far!
Sunday, 12 April 2009
Saturday, 11 April 2009
Damian McBride Bin Ends
So, to celebrate , I thought I would open a bottle of this . . .
"Well, how do you do, young Damain McBride?
Do you mind if I sit here, down by your graveside?
And I'll rest for a while in the warm summer sun,
I've been walking all day, Lord, and I'm nearly done."
***** Update *****
According to Guido, McBride has now been fired!
Nice.
So, please form an orderly queue Messrs. Draper, Watson and Brown.
Twats!
Thursday, 9 April 2009
Anti Sleaze Sleaze
Spotted this absolute fucking outrage at the online current bun.
Ten of our
Apparently members of the all-party Committee on Standards and Privileges have syphoned off the taxpayer an eye fucking watering £4,047,325 since joining in July 2005.
This is on top of the
Three of the troughing twats have claimed the full £23,083 second home allowance and a fourth sky rocketed just £1,000 short of the maximum.
Last year the same 'anti sleaze' fucking sleaze shites claimed £1.4million of our hard earned cash in housing, travel, staff and office costs.
The Chairman of these swag stashing shit bags, Tory MP Sir George Young, even employs his daughter via his taxpayer-funded allowances.
Last year the same 'anti sleaze' fucking sleaze shites claimed £1.4million of our hard earned cash in housing, travel, staff and office costs.
The Chairman of these swag stashing shit bags, Tory MP Sir George Young, even employs his daughter via his taxpayer-funded allowances.
And get this . . . .
Labour’s Andrew Dismore spent a staggeringly unbelievable £37,414 just on stationery in the year that he joined the committee.
Whaaaaaaaat!
37 grand on fucking letterheads and shit.
Fuck off.
What was it printed on?
Fifty pound notes!
And fuck me sideways with a wad of folding, the piss taking prick managed another fucking £29,145 on even more stationery in the following year.
This leaves me to ask the same old fucking question.
Who is watching the watchers?
That is all.
Wednesday, 8 April 2009
Monday, 6 April 2009
Too Busy To Hold An Election!
You're having a fucking giraffe aren't you?
Too busy! Too fucking busy!
Scared fucking shitless more like.
Kacking his oversized pants (makes a change from pissing them) because not even that deluded twat can possibly think he can win a General Election after pushing our Country over the precipice of an economic cliff.
Unbelievably the Rt.Hon. Gordon Brown man munching mound of margarine, thinks that he can win a snap General Election by capitalising on his "G20 summit bounce" in the opinion polls. Who the fuck did they consult for this poll? Him?
"I am not going to get into talk about dates" he said, "We have got to show people how we can take the country through this difficulty."
Fuck the fuck off.
We can already see the evidence of what you are capable of.
And we don't fucking care much for it.
click on picture to enlarge
As for hopeless Hattie Harman, she is fucking convinced that she is going to be the next party leader of the equally hopeless NuLabore.
Apparently the man hating minge muncher is already trying to persuade slippery Jack Straw to be her leadership campaign manager.
Yes that's right.
The very same twat that managed Gordoom's and Bliar's leadership campaigns and look where that fucking got us all.
Fuck the fuck off, the whole pathetic lot of you!
That is all.
Cash in the Attic
. . . . and the bedroom, bathroom, kitchen, lounge
and even the fucking garden!
Even more details of that despicable cash cow Jacqui Smith and her husband Dirty Dick's tax payers money spending spree have emerged in the Sunday Sexpress.
The whole outrageous £150,000 list of expenses that those two twats have been creaming off us all, on top of their generous annual salaries, (Wacqui £142,000 and Wackoff £40,000) is detailed in the paper, room by room.
I won't go into each individual item here but the approximate totals for each room are as follows:
Kitchen £2336
Bathroom £1218
Living Room £2815
Bedroom £815
Garden £2210
General Services £3896
. . . and, as if that wasn't enough, for the last five years they have also managed to syphon off another huge pile of our hard earned cash by banging receipts in for all the following:
Mortgage £54249
Utility Bills £9881
Council Tax £4488
Home Insurance £1990
Cleaning £12000
Internet £13617
TV Licence £680
Absolutely fucking astounding isn't it.
I am sick and fucking tired of this dictatorial, duplicitous drongo telling us all what to do and how to behave whilst the fat arsed sponger and her cock waving husband are jerking us off for every fucking penny that they can get their grubby little hands on.
I will not let up on this poor excuse for an MP until she has been jackbooted out of office and dragged herself, and that equally loathsome husband of hers, back under a fucking stone where they both belong.
That is all!
Sunday, 5 April 2009
Great Britain is Drowning
A brilliant friggin' piss take of the one-eyed, snot gobbling, pant pissing, unelected fat fuck Gordoom Brownfinger and his useless bunch of troughing, totalitarian twats.
Saturday, 4 April 2009
Wednesday, 1 April 2009
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