Chris Sievey

I was going to do a post about something else this evening but it'll have to wait until the morning. I've just heard the sad news about Chris.

Shame. He used to 'make oi larrf', so for that I thank him.
Here's something he recorded just 10 days ago .......

More Blog Changes

I've been fucking around with the template again, but before anybody starts going off on one, this time it'll be possible for you to take a look at the changes before they actually go live.

You can check out the proposed new update here
and then let me know what you think in the comments.

Can't say fairer than that now, can I ;-)

Aussie Spell Check Fail

Ooops-a-fucking daisy.

Looks like all of these will have to be withdrawn from sale and trashed then .....

A failure of a mug on a failure of a mug ...... it'll never sell.
Besides which the Kenyan Fuckwad has canceled his visit anyway.

Priceless!

The Barack Obama Birth of Hope Doll

This is genuine.

I shit you not.

Join the queue! Everybody will want to own one of these beautifully handcrafted tributes to the man who brings us hope and change ..... and shit. They're bound to be selling out like hot bagels on a Washington winter's day, at only a little under £100 plus carriage, a positive bargain for all admirers of the first African American President of the United States.

On the other hand if you're anything like me (after I followed the link Microdave originally provided to this cute dolly-wolly) you'll probably choke on your brunch, scream 'what the fucketty fuck' and bang your head up the wall until you're sick with rage.

So let me get this right then .... this is the same jug eared, half black, Kenyan fuckwad that's ramming Socialism down the throats of everyone that doesn't want to listen. The same bollock brained, half white, muzzie hussain that's agreed to have a mosque built on Ground Zero, with an opening date of 9/11. The same nope and deranged, TOTUS dependent, dick for brains that even has his own BP Oil Spill blog. The very fucking same freedom fucking fucktard that's about to take charge of his very own Internet Kill Switch.

This is genuine.

I shit you not (again).

His very own 'shut down the whole fucking world wide web if I don't like what they're saying about me' Internet Kill Switch.

On reflection I think those deluded doll making dickheads need to go back to the fucking drawing board, quick smart. So I thought, with kindness of heart, that it would be good to give them a hand with this revised promo of the doll that they should be making ......

There.

That's much better.

Meanwhile, any more takers for the Coalition Tankard?

Chillout

Just sat here foaming at the mouth, whilst putting together my next post, when a song came up on the shuffling iTune thingy. A perfect chillout between my last rant about Rooney and my next one about ..... well, you'll find that out later.

Anyhow, I thought I'd share the tune with you.

Very underrated guitarist that Bill Nelson.

Anyone else got a good chillout tune that they can recommend to help reduce the risk of bursting blood vessels and boiling piss?

World Cup Wankers

It's no fucking wonder that the likes of monkey boy Rooney, and the rest of his over paid, under talented England team mates, don't give a flying fuck about whether they win the World Cup or not. Have you seen how much that hairy arsed baboon gets paid?

Per week he gets around £100,000 'playing' for his club, £200,000 for image rights (whatever the fuck that means), £20,000 from Nike, £4,000 from EA computer games and another £3,000 from Coca Cola. That's a grand total of £327,000 a week ..... for an hour and half's work, poncing around on a field, swearing at the referee, teaching young kids to grow up as same-self arrogant arseholes and to occasionally kick a bag full of air between two white sticks.

Oh, and for good measure that dumb fuck of a checkout bint Coleen, that he's married to, got over £40,000 a month for 'writing' a column in OK magazine and a further £13,000 every time she appeared on some ITV bollocksy 2, mind numbing televisual delight called Real Women.

Don't get me wrong, good luck to anyone that can get such an obscene amount of dosh, for donkeying around on a patch of grass with the arrogant fuck you attitude of a politician, but where's the fucking incentive for representing your Country of birth and for wearing the England football team shirt with pride.

And multi millionaire, beardy weirdy monkey boy wonders why the fuck he gets booed by people who have paid thousands of pounds of their hard earned cash, to show support for their country, only to be rewarded with  a lack lustre, talentless, no bang for the buck, passionless, piss poor performance like that.

Multiply that by 11 or so and throw in an 'I'm only in it in for the money' irate I-tie and it's no fucking wonder that the England Team will all be coming home on Thursday. Incidentally, don't forget that there is another reason we were doomed to failure before the tournament even started.

Thank goodness my interest lies with cricket, and not football, because those boys play with a real passion .... that's why they won the T20 World Cup recently, with ease, even though it wasn't easy. That's because they played with passion and pride .... and they worked damn fucking hard at it.

Good lads!

+++UPDATE+++

Here's a topical Toy Story 3 take on the intellectual talents of Wayne 'half baked' Rooney, courtesy of that truely talented chap Lakey .......

BBC News Quiz +++Updated+++

Can you spot the deliberate omission from this BBC News 'report'?
It's just one word ........

Click the image to enlarge the bias.

+++UPDATE+++

After firing off an email of complaint to the BBC I was somewhat surprised to see that an updated version of the article has recently appeared ..... it now contains a more balanced description of Eric Illsley MP .......

Oh yes, that's much better thank you.