Wednesday, 14 October 2009

Gordon Brown Thief In Chief



Ok, so Sir Thomas Legg has sent letters out to some of the thieving bastards that have been helping themselves to the taxpayers' cash. Now, whatever you or I think about whether it's too little too late or we'd be better off having a General Election, to 'clear out' all the crooked cash cowing cunts, something has struck me about those letters.

So far, not one of the thieving bastards from the Cabinet, or the Shadow Cabinet for that matter, has come anywhere near the £12,415.10p repayment figure that Gordon Brown has officially stolen from the taxpayer.

That's fucking right!

The half eyed, unelected, prime-fucking-mentalist of this country appears, officially, to be Parliament's Thief-in-Chief. Head Hypocrite to the House of Commons. Duke Duplicity of Downing Street.

Gordon Brown has let us down. Yet again.

A man of questionable judgement, poor moral fibre and an inability to conduct himself beyond reproach. A man who has totally lost control.

That will be HIS legacy.

Tuesday, 13 October 2009

Richard Hammond



My thanks go to the ever entertaining Dr Dave for alerting me to an excellent picture blog entitled "Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians". It's fucking brilliant, and even though it's USA based, you can still have hours of fun spotting the British nominees too.

Oh and there's even the occasional "Men Who Look Like Young Lesbians" post, just so the likes of Tom Chaplin don't feel left out.



If you fancy nominating a few look-a-likes of your own in the comments, old or young, I'll do a post on them later. Now if we could combine that with a few politicians too, then so much the better, eh!

Monday, 12 October 2009

Jacqui Smith, Don't Forget the Porno

Third and final part of 
"Jacqui Smith is a piss taking porno provider" night, on G.O.T. . . 

Jacqui says: "I want to apologise unreservedly to the House - as I have to my constituents - for wrongly claiming for the cost of films alongside my broadband and cable connection".

I say:"What about the other £160,000 of taxpayers' hard earned that you've had your grubby, fat, lard stained fingers on" and "You seem to have left out the word porno when you mention THOSE films"

In a way though, I can't blame Flick Wrist Dickie for choosing to perform a five fingered shuffle on his festered ferret. Who the fuck in their right mind would want to play a ditty on the JS furry banjo? Christ, you'd have to spray the fat bitch in oil and throw a bag of flour at her before you'd find it anyway!

Just don't expect us to fucking pay for that as well.

What's that you say? "I'll pay the money back".  Fuck the fucking fuck off, you bullshitting, ball bag pimping, sleaze bag . . .





Jacqui and Hazel discuss their new exercise bike.
Apparently it's called the Harriet Harmoniser




Jacqui Smith, No Further Action

Part 2 of Jacqui Smith is a '£116k-troughing-twat' night on G.O.T.

No further action needed! What the fucking fucketty fuck is that all about then? For fuck's sake if that wobble bottomed 'these-are-all-the-pies-i'm-going-to-eat'*, thieving cunt had an ounce of decency left in that champagne swilling booty of hers, she'd ask me to lend a hand with her assisted suicide . . .






. . .  or, at the very least, perhaps someone will give the cash cowing cunt a dose of fatal swine flu. Good news! Looks like she's already infected . . .



*'these-are-all-the-pies-i'm-going-to-eat - H/T Captain Haddock

Jacqui Smith, Nothing's Changed

We've fucking heard it all before Jacqui, 'apologies' for doing nothing wrong, blah blah fucking blah. I have nothing to be sorry for but I'll still say sorry, blah, blah, twatting blah.

Well you'll be glad to know that my opinion of of the Jackbooted, husband-likes-to-jerk-off-at-our-expense, cash trousering, sleaze bag hasn't changed either.

So it's 'Take the piss out of Jacqui Smith night' on G.O.T., with a chance to recap on a few of those tasteful (?) images I've previously done for the kebab eating, slack jawed, thieving bitch.

Here's a couple to be going on with, more later . . .





Sunday, 11 October 2009

Islamophobia +++Updated+++

Meet the Political Editor of the NewStatesman, Mehdi Hasan . . .



. . . and there was me thinking that other total fucktard,
that writes for the NewLabourman Statesman and LabourList,
was totally un-fucking-believable!


+++UPDATE+++

I see that the English Defence League are now
selling Burkha face masks on EBay


Saturday, 10 October 2009

Out Now on the Torn Retina Label



Available to download now on iLunes
from the forthcoming album 'The Great Escape'
featuring special guest 'Tears for Fears'