Saturday, 10 October 2009
Friday, 9 October 2009
Thursday, 8 October 2009
Wednesday, 7 October 2009
The Perils Of Alcohol
Sometimes I wonder what we pay the BBC for. We never hear about this sort of stuff. Or does it just happen in Sweden?We've all done it...a few quick drinks after work in Umeå and then you wake up the morning after with a six inch cock tattooed on your leg.
After hitting one of the town's nightspots, our group of fuckwits headed for a hamburger joint where the lad Joel waxed lyrical about a tattoo of a moustache on a friend's finger. Pissed and stupid, he announced to all present that he too wanted a drunken tattoo. But the next booth was occupied by a tattoo artist, who offered to do it if given free rein to express himself. Which he did.
Joel said he was initially worried what his mother would think, adding that he did not bathe in public at all this summer. No shit.
At least he wasn't arrested. A couple of weeks ago, also in Sweden, a trucker overturned his lorry whilst high on drugs and furiously wanking. The brilliant bit is that he carried on pulling his cock during the police interrogation and so was charged with sexual molestation as well.
Come back #SillyWeek, all is forgiven.
Tuesday, 6 October 2009
Arise Sir Tony Blair
What's the betting that, shortly after the war mongering two faced cash trousering twat is installed as President of the EUSSR, Tony Blair will be given a knighthood.
Arise Sir Tony and Lady Widemouth Blair.
Cunts!
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