Wednesday, 11 March 2009

Mandelson Blames The Treasury (Updated)


Fuck me it's getting contagious.
Isn't that what his bum chum Brownfinger normally does.
Blame every other fucker except himself?

Lord ManBottom of Man Muncher has apparently said that the much needed help for the British car industry (I use the term British loosely) is progressing far too slowly.

I, on the other hand, think that Lord ManBottom of ManMuncher is far to quick to behave like an egotistical twat who is far more interested in how he can readily line his pockets, and his rectum, rather than genuinely consider the welfare of this country as paramount.

Twat!

**Update**
Following a suggestion from The Eye, in the comments below, here is an alternative pic of Lord LickyBum . . . 

7 comments:

Lawson Narse said...

You did that deliberately. Way too fucking much information. Nearly wasted me pocket money down the friggin bog.
Get Clarkson in to sort the twats out. No green custard either.
He can blow up Minceybum (in a caravan) on TV with a bloody RPG while he's at it.

it's either banned or compulsory said...

Fuck it, I accidentally saved that picture but it's straight off to the recycle bin for the twat.

All Seeing Eye said...

Surely "cock" would be more appropriate than "twat" in his hand in this particular mugshot?

GrumpyOldTwat said...

The Eye makes a most excellent suggestion of course.

I fear that I am so used to 'twatting' all and sundry that, on this occasion, I omitted to consider 'cocking' this one.

An updated mugshot is already being prepared and will appear here soon.

All Seeing Eye said...

Hehehe nice one.

Old Bag said...

pompous knobneck..what exactly does he do?..try toxic waste instead of custard. cunt.

All Seeing Eye said...

If you get 3 years in prison for throwing a shoe at Bush and let off for killing someone in your car when texting because you are a labour peer - who has got a fucking clue what you'd get for throwing toxic waste over him?

Probably a knighthood and an open-top bus parade through adoring crowds in London if all were right with t'world.