Fetch The Mind Bleach

Holy mouthwash!

Labour PPC Angela Smith appears to have been indulging in a spot of snowballing*with Gordon Brown whilst he was out on the campaign trail in Basildon today**, along with a minor celeb*** buddy of his. 

Mind you it's not the first time that the unelected douche bag has been snapped whilst apparently performing such a party trick. Remember that meeting with Nancy Pelosi last year?

Bloody Hell! Wait until Lord Manmucher of Fondleboys catches up with him at that BandB in Cookham tonight. He ain't gonna be too chuffed that Luvver Boy Brown has been at it again and there'll certainly be no sweet music on the pink oboe çe soir, that's for sure ;-)

*This link is seriously sick and will have you reaching for the mind bleach within nanoseconds if you click on it. Don't say you haven't been warned!

**This picture ain't too easy on the eye either but if you've already clicked the first link, a little more mind bleach should do the trick.

***Duncan Bannatyne was there too but he's another one of those Labour supporting cunt bubbles, so I couldn't be fucked to mention him.

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Gordon The Penitent Sinner

Back in a former life, when I used to write the odd headline or two, I used to pray (ouch) for a picture like this to come along :

It made the job so much easier and so much fun. Set the pun-o-meter to max and fill yer fucking boots, the possibilities for mockery are endless. The above pic appeared today on the front page of The Sun and in the accompanying article, about who's going to replace the unelected knob jockey, they've certainly gone to town on the puns.

Thy will be gone, oh Gord, altar ego, praying for a miracle, etc.etc,

However, on this occasion I've decided to give the puns a miss (thank fuck for that I hear you say) and I fired up the photoshop cuntshop instead because I suddenly remembered another photo of a stained glass window that's been doing the rounds lately ......

There.
That's better ;-)

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Are You A Floating Voter?

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Gisajob

click the pic of the unemployable fuckwits to enlarge

Cheerfully Depressing

I was feeling quite chipper this morning, considering I'm a grumpy old twat with a hangover, but during my Sunday morning surf session I came across this cheerful ditty. A really catchy tune with a well put together video but 'fuck me' what a depressing sentiment. The worrying thing is ..... it ain't fucking far from the truth.

All together now:

Conservative or Labour

where's the fucking choice,

Who the fucking hell's Nick Clegg

the people have no voice,

If you think there'll be a sea change

then you'd better think again,

'cause voting changes nothing

apart from the fucking Government's name

No thanks to Obo for completely
fucking up my unusually cheerful mood this morning

Brown Bollocks Balls

Ed Balls: Have Your Say Part Deux

Do remember this post the other day, where we discovered that Ed Balls YouTube channel had 'comments on' and no moderation? Well there's another nice little opportunity to 'have your say with Ed', all you need is a Twitter or Facebook account.

He's out on the hustings and has been posting on his TwitPhoto page this morning. Once again, the comments are on and there's no moderation (will that totally out of touch twat ever learn?). Here's my comment on the lastest photo.....

Why not have a go yourself here.

Go on, you know you want to ;-)

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