BBC Hide Climate Data

Earlier on today I spotted a headline on the BBC website front page, I've circled it for you on the image below (click on it to enlarge) :

I then clicked through to the main BBC News page and sure enough, it was there too. Once again I've circled it for you on the image below (click on it to enlarge) :

Out of genuine interest, in how bad the whitewash greenwash was going to be following the CRU email hack investigation, I clicked the link and whoa! Just a fucking minute .... looks like I should have kept that appointment at Specsavers then .... but no .... after a few retakes I'm sure that my eyes aren't deceiving me. It's just good old fashioned, totally predictable, BBC bias in action.

Yep. Suddenly the word 'hide' has been replaced by 'withhold':

That puts a totally different emphasis on the story, dontcha think.

I mean, how many people will have read the headline in the sidebars and just thought "Ok, fair enough" and then moved on to something else.

Now I wonder why the BBC would want to do that then?
Trying to hide, 'Hide the Decline' perhaps?

Open Letter To Raoul Thomas Moat

Dear Mr Moat

Just wanted to let you know that I have seen your ex-girlfriend shagging:
Lenny Henry
David Miliband
Wayne Rooney
Vernon Kay
Ed Balls
Billy Bragg
Claire Balding
and that twat off the Go Compare adverts.

Also please note that traffic wardens and PCSOs
are very similar to policemen.

Kind regards
The Grumpy Old Twat

ps Douglas Hogg wants to know if he can claim you on his expenses.

Immigaytion : A New Open (back) Door? +++Updated+++

After all the Cleggeron Coalition hype about introducing an immigration cap, I notice that it may not happen after all. No surprise there then. Although they still seem to maintain it's likely that future immigration to the UK will become much more difficult.

I think not.

In fact, it's all about to get easier.

Via DV, I hear the BBC are delighted to report that anyone who comes to the UK claiming asylum on the grounds that they are gay, can stay. No dissent allowed. Cries of "homophobia", from the heterophobes at Stonewall, will surely follow if you do.

So ..... Immigaytion: A new open (back) door policy for UK asylum seekers?

Too fucking right it is.

We're all gay now dontcha know.

+++ UPDATE +++

 Wednesday 7th July

The flood gates have now been officially opened.

Supreme Court rules in favour of two gay asylum seekers

Kerry McCarthy Fail (Again)

Kerry McCarthy, the dozy, brain dead, twittering, ex twatter tsar of twatting New Labour has been at it again. This time the electoral law flouting fuckette (what the fuck happened about that anyway) has tweeted this picture to her 6,200 followers:

Regardless of whether you think Cameron is or isn't a wanker you'd have thought that an honourable MP would have erred on the side of caution, before twatting an image like that around the internet.

Some might say that she's quite simply stupid or others that she's just displaying the typically arrogant attitude, that all 'members' of the Westminster Village seem to possess these days.

Me?

She's a cunt and so are all the cunts that voted for her.

Renewable Reality

A wind turbine was installed at Southwell Community Primary School, Portland, about 18 months ago thanks to a grant from the Department of Energy and Climate Change and, as John Shades imagines, it probably went a bit like this:

(1) We believed you when you said CO2 was a threat,

and that windmills were part of the answer.

(2) We believed you when you said children in primary schools

should be told of climate threats.

(3) We believed you when you said our wind turbine

would kill only one bird a year.

But then renewable reality reared its ugly head.

14 dead birds in six months.

Headteacher coming in early to clean them up before the children arrived.

Children being upset by birds killed during the school day.

So ...... the wind turbine is shut down.

"We've tried so hard to be eco-friendly but now we can't turn it on."

"We can't get rid of it either because when we bought the turbine we had to apply for grants and the grant from the Department of Energy and Climate Change states that it has to stay on site for five years."

Now perhaps the teachers, having realised that (3) was in fact a total lie, will review what they have done on (2), and that will hopefully lead them back to (1) and the dawn of a shocking realisation: Humanity's CO2 has a negligible effect on climate, but it does benefit plants, and thus in due course, insects, birds, bees, herbivores, and people.

To try and put things into perspective MicroDave was despatched to Portalnd in the GottyCopter to see if he could get a picture of the big green killing machine ...... and here is what he came back with:

This is the tiny turbine that has so far killed 14 birds, mentally disturbed a school full of children and also wasted £20,000 of taxpayers money. Oh, and let's not forget, they can't get rid of the fucking thing either!

Incidentally, if you're looking for that nice bit of irony, which so often accompanies a story like this, then believe me when I say that you're not going to be disappointed this time either. Another 'tip of the turbine' goes to MicroDave for discovering who awaits you when click on to the front page of the School's own website.

You couldn't fucking make it up!

BP 4th July Announcement

For Fuck's Sake Smile .....

... you miserable git!

What is there not, to bastard well smile about?

Unless you're a gayer, like this lot, of course.