Hackney Attack Fox Spotted Again ++Photo++

"Councils need to focus on their duties for pest control"
London Mayor Boris Johnson

 "A Tory government would give MPs free vote on repeal of the fox hunting ban"
Prime Minister David Cameron, October 2009

"a political hot potato"

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Ed Balls Reveals The Terrible Truth

With thanks to Billy for the inspiration

Graeme McArthur From South Lanarkshire

The actions of this man have just rendered me completely speechless:

Those of the judge weren't much better either.

Read this and you will probably weep.

Blog Changes

I thought it was about time that I got up off my lazy arse (and sat down on my lazy arse) to give the blog a bit of an overhaul. As you can see it's changed a fair bit ... and not just cosmetically.

I've also changed the comments system too which will now enable you to upload images and YouTube clips into any of your postings. Some of you may have used the system on other blogs and some may not but please give it a whirl and see how you get on with it.

I'll still be arseing around with the template for the next day or two, so please bare with me and feel free to ask any questions and/or leave any suggestions or comments about the new set up. Your feedback would be most welcome either in the comments here or via email to the usual address.

Thanks ;-)

Grumpy Old Twat Doesn't Like .....

....... automated voice mail messaging services with it's press 1 for this and press 2 for fucking that and they never seem to have the selection that you really, really want. However, I recently came across an educational one that is a tad better than the usual bollocks .......

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Whites Only. No Blacks Or Asians.

Before any of the righteous PC fucktard brigade start calling me a racist, take a look at this and tell me if the inference of the opening sentence is any different to the title of my blog post.

So ..... if I've got this right then, they're pleading for people to nominate Diane Abbott purely on the basis that she is black?  Well, that's all well and fucking dandy but what would happen if the white shoe was on the other white foot, so to speak?

I'm sure that Nick Griffin would like to know the answer to that one.

 via muffled vociferation

Labour Mentality Lives On

A new Government funded college course is claiming to prepare young women for the business world. "The course was a good chance for the girls to have a go at something different, in addition to the sports, dance and singing clubs on offer"

The 6 week course is run by Chyna Whyne who claims her life was made a misery because she wasn't taught (wait for it .... wait for it .... and find something suitable to bite on, if you're easily riled) how to walk in high heels at a young age. Yes, that's fucking right! Never mind all the other thousands of things that would be far more fucking useful out there, in the big bad world of business, let's teach teenage girls how to 'totter-the-fuck-around' in high heels shall we.

And the name of this Government funded waste of fucking money?
"Sexy Heels In The City".

Give me fucking strength!*

*(and an extra bottle of vin rouge, which I reckon Ampers ought to pay for.
He emailed me the link which sent my piss into a state of fucking hyper boil)