Saturday, 18 July 2009

WTFF!


Chastised?

Friday, 17 July 2009

Pope Breaks Wrist?


Eh up, I see that the Pope has broken his wrist during a holiday in the Italian Alps.

Apparently he 'slipped' late last night whilst watching TV in his room.

That is all ;-)

Obama Daily Bollocks


An excellent piece of USA style satire by Dr Dave, over at Feed Your ADHD, sparked a right old fucking ding dong in the comments section a couple of days ago. This was mainly due to the Obummer loving liberal (Democrat) fucktards at Daily Kos taking offence to a post about Messiah Hussain's bastard love child.

I couldn't see a problem with it. In fact I even made it my business to get involved in the verbal free-for-fucking-all that ensued in the comments (and please check out Dr Dave's post updates - fucking hilarious). Anyhow I got to thinking that those Daily Kos arsewipes talk nothing but bollocks, just like Bollock Obummer, so I stuck together a few video clips I found of the half black twat trying to speak without the aid of a fucking teleprompter.

So, stick this up your inbred Democrat arses,

Thursday, 16 July 2009

Wednesday, 15 July 2009

All Seeing Eye


Hurrah!
The All Seeing Eye is back on the loose in the blogosphere

Welcome back my friend.

Help Bring Jacqui Smith To Justice



As well as Old Holborn and Guido, I too am a member of the Sunlight Centre for Open Politics and we have decided to nail that bitch Jacqui Smith for being a thieving cunt.

Any contribution you might be able to make towards the £100,000 that it's going to cost to get her in front of a jury, would be greatly appreciated. Sorry to bother you if you have already donated to the campaign. You can donate via PayPal, telephone or post by clicking on this link. If we can successfully prosecute the former Home Secretary this would be a major step toward cleaning up Westminster and proving to our law makers that they are not above the law.

So put YOUR fucking hands in your pocket for a change, instead of Darling and let's teach the fuckers a lesson. Do it. Give something. Even if it's only a pound. Put the fear of fucking 60,000,000 of us into the 646 bastards who run every minutae of our lives for their own bastard benefit.



+++UPDATE+++
Guido has the latest on how the campaign is going

Bob Ainsworth, Great Bloke!

I recently read an article at the Times Online which was basically telling us that Bob Ainsworth was Gordon Brown's third choice for the position of Minister of Defence.

So what you might ask?

The point is that towards the end of the article was an absolutely astonishing quote. I had to read it four fucking times before I was sure that the quote was definitely in relation to the attributes of Bob Ainsworth.

"Bob is liked by the military,” a friend said. “They like his toughness. They like his occasional laddishness.”

Who the fuck was this 'friend', that's what I'd like to know.

It must have been some deaf, blind, mute fucker who has never met, seen or heard the two faced, wig wearing, spineless twat and had to relay his quote via some specially trained mind reading, typing seal or other that his 'friend' had just met on fucking Facebook.

Un-ber-fucking-lievable quote of the fucking day, if you ask me.

Or does anyone disagree?