Stupid Boy!

Captain Gordon 'McSnot' Brown is in his bunker again.

"Don't Panic, don't panic!" says Jonsey.

"DO PANIC, DO PANIC!", say I, fuck me do we need to panic!

We are all doomed, fucked by Captain Brown and his battalion of brainless dickwads together with his equally indefensible strategies, old has beens and young, arrogant arsewipes.

Who do they think they are kidding?

Not me, that's for fucking sure.

Firing squad anyone?

image by Lorenzo

Labour, Freedom To Choose

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Hat tip to Shibby for the inspiration

+EXCLUSIVE+ Michael Jackson Lying In State

Here it is!

The exclusive first official photograph of Michael Jackson lying in state but maybe the mortician was referring to a very old photograph of Jacko whilst he was doing the superstar's final makeover.

Go On Dave, I Dare You.

Tell 'Em Dave.

The Germans did and Dan Hannan has, so it's your turn now.

Next Unelected PM?

Depending on what Lord FondleBum of Boys decides, the next Prime Minister could well be Alan Johnson. I don't know if he eats his own snot or even if he pisses his own pants but he will certainly be unelected, two faced and incompetent.

Not much change there then.

Do You Know Any Cunts?

I thought that this new website might be a bit of fun.

Go on, Nominate A Cunt, you know you want to!

SHOCK: Owen Signs For Man Utd

Fuck me, that is a shock!

I didn't even know that Owen could play football and isn't he a bit old for all that sort of thing now. Having said that he should fit in well at Manchester United because, after all, they're nothing but a bunch of overrated twats.