SHOCK: Owen Signs For Man Utd

Fuck me, that is a shock!

I didn't even know that Owen could play football and isn't he a bit old for all that sort of thing now. Having said that he should fit in well at Manchester United because, after all, they're nothing but a bunch of overrated twats.

Labour Election Propaganda

There's an interesting discussion breaking out here.

Why not go and join in.

It's NON SWEARY I'm afraid

but if I can fucking manage it then I'm sure you can!

Failing that, swear your fucking head off here instead.

Twatco 0% On Offer

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Previous Twatco fuckwittery available here and here.

Update on The Eye

Just to let you know that there has been some more encouraging news about the condition of TheEye. He is still showing signs of improvement and is now able to communicate more freely. However, he remains in hospital and I have been told that his road to recovery will not be a short one and he won't be returning to blogging, either here or at All Seeing Eye, for the foreseeable future.

David Vance, my co-conspirator at ASE, is continuing to do an excellent job in maintaining  the All Seeing Eye blog and is determined to ensure everything is still ticking over nicely for when TheEye is ready to resume his rightful place. Please try and stop by there and show your support.

Finally, many thanks to all of you who have been kind enough to wish TheEye well, both here in the comments and via email, and may I ask you to continue sparing  a thought for him from time to time in an effort to encourage his full recovery.

I know my good friend TheEye will greatly appreciate your support.

Thank you.

Mr Zero.

That's nothing Gordon, nada, zip, zilch, A BIG FAT ZERO.
Just like you really.
Credibility non-existent.

Gordon Brown Mr Zero Percent 0%

That just about sums up the useless, unelected, incompetent Prime Minister, nicely. Oh, and thanks Gordon for even more excellent material with which we can take the piss out of you.

Gordon Brown Mr Zero Percent
by GrumpyOldTwat

As you will have noticed,

YouTube have had the big fuck the fuck off from me.

Thanks to the advice from Fido, it'll be Daily Motion from now on

where you'll also find the video that YouTube banned!

Scottish Power. An Apology

A few weeks ago I did a post here, voicing my anger with Scottish Power, which included this alternative version of their logo.

Somebody who works for Scottish Power subsequently spotted it and I have recently received an email from them, requesting an apology. They have objected to the 'strike through' of the word 'people' and the fact that I replaced it with the word 'cunts' and insist that I reproduce the logo here without those alterations.

As you will see from the revised logo I have duly carried out their specific request. However, due to the fact that my original complaint against Scottish Power remains unresolved, and I have had no warning about altering their logo in any other way, I feel that I have produced a revised logo that satisfies both parties in this dispute.