Sunday, 28 June 2009

Michael Jackson Death Mystery Solved

It looks like the curse of Jonah Brown has struck again !




Saturday, 27 June 2009

Labour Sinks Lower and Lower.


We are so, so Fucked...........

Our contracting economy means that we are ever less able to afford state spending on such a monumental scale.The condition of the public finances is not merely precarious, it is dire – as the Governor of the Bank of England has tried to tell the Prime Minister. El Twato's response has been to stick his head in the sand and insist that there is no need to cut public expenditure.


The Brown Gorgon has repeatedly attempted to frame the election as a choice between "Tory cuts" and "Labour investment". The Tories counter that spending restraint is inevitable because of Labour's borrowing.

That argument was kicked into touch this week by the Bank of England governor, who warned that whoever wins the next election, they will have no choice but to cut spending and raise taxes in order to reduce the unforgivable deficit Labour has run up.

Housing benefit is just one example of Labour's failure to control welfare spending. The total handed out in benefits is predicted to grow to £165 billion this year, which is more than the Government raises in income tax.

Just fuck off Brown, please, I'm begging you and so are millions of others. Just Sodding GO.

My Contribution To Global Warming

Gordon is at it again.
Throwing shit loads of money, that we don't fucking have, at some Global problem or other in a pathetic effort to appear statesman-like on the World stage.

This time its Global warming or climate control or whatever else 'they' are calling it this week. It's all total bollocks anyway and a complete fucking con if you ask me.

So, in a nut shell, Gordon Brown is making a bid to lead the World in Global warming by launching a ground breaking initiative (not my fucking choice of words) to set up a £60 billon rescue fund.

Yes that's right. 60 fucking billion pounds!

Where the fuck is he going to get that from then?

I have a much better suggestion, Mr Gordon 'Global' Brown.
Stand still while I throw a can of petrol over you and chuck a lighted Zippo in your direction

Now that's what I call making a useful contribution to Global warning!

Image by Lorenzo

GrumpyOldTwat Just Got More Seditious


It's time for the GrumpyOldTwat blog
to move up to the next level!

I am absolutely delighted to welcome 2 new co-conspirators, who are bringing their highly talented graphics skills to G.O.T.'s place, in an effort to provide an even more concerted attack on the freedom fucking, troughing fucktard of a Government, who are leading us all to undemocratic and economic oblivion.

And I dare say, any other fucker that pisses us off along the way.

Whoever the target is I am sure that you are all going to enjoy the funny as fuck pictorial piss taking skills, and a few choice words too I would imagine, of my fellow, seditious bloggers . . . .


and


A big welcome to both of you and many thanks
for joining the mayhem at G.O.T's place

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Incidentally, in case you hadn't spotted it,
both of them have already graced us with their first posts
And fucking good ones they are too!

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On a personal note, I can't wait for TheEye
to see what's been going on here whilst he's been away!

Friday, 26 June 2009

RIP MJ.


Gordon, You Know What You Can Do.

Gordon adopted Michael's monkey on expenses

All Seeing Eye

Encouraging news about TheEye!

There has been a slight improvement in his condition which now means that his chances of survival are a bit better. It seems as though all our good thoughts and prayers are starting to have an effect. However, the next few days still remain very important to him and I would be grateful if you would all continue to send your good wishes and may be offer up a small prayer or two.

TheEye really does need all the help he can get.

Thank you.