Sunday, 7 June 2009

The Nokia GB 10


Gordon will definitely be giving his mobile the customary abuse once the Euro Election results start rolling in. Luckily this new model will take all the punishment he can throw at it. It's even waterproof! Especially useful for those 'under pressure' pant pissing moments. 

And if all else fails, which it probably will, he can always give Peter a call. He'll know what to tell him to do. Devious bastard!

Saturday, 6 June 2009

Grumpy Old Twat Top Trio

Once again I've picked a few of the excellent images from the blogosphere that have caught my eye and amused me recently.

Please click through on the links and check out their other work, you won't be disappointed . . . . 





OK, so there's four and there's no apologies for the Labour/unelected, monovisioned, urine stained, bogey feeding, testicle tickler theme either.

It's my blog and I'll do what the fuck I like!

TractorStats is Back!

Hat tip to TractorStats for the pic
(never thought I'd be saying that again!)

Yes that's right!
TractorStats is back in the blogosphere.
I shit you not.

I have just received an email from the master of 'Gordon photoshopping mockery' informing me that he's safe and well and is once again ready to show his distain, for the one eyed snot gobbler, in the blogosphere.

Brilliant news!

Please visit the genius, that is TractorStats, here and welcome him back with open arms.


Friday, 5 June 2009

Peter Gets Behind Gordon Again

FFS Bring Out The Dead


No Change There Then


Whilst our attention is being occupied by the comings and goings at Downing Street (more about that from me later) and the results of the local elections, Gordon Brown has obviously decided that this is a good day for burying bad news.

Thursday, 4 June 2009

iTwat