A Bit Late in the Day but . . .

Jacqui Smith Tribute

I've been saving this particular one for just such an occasion.

More tributes to Jacqui Smith can be found here.

Labour Phoneys

Definition of a Hung Parliament

More excellent work from Gigits

Darling, You're A Cunt

The Chancer of the Exchequer is nothing but a thieving cunt. He's creamed thousands off the hard working taxpayer whilst 'flipping' his fucking houses like a demented coin tosser.

But, oh, hang on everything is just fucking dandy. The cash trousering cunt bubble has decided to pay back £700.

£700? Is that all?

Is that fucking all that you're paying back Darling?

700 fucking measly pounds.

Fuck off you arsewipe!

Personally I wouldn't be happy if you paid back millions.

You have stolen from us.

You are untrustworthy.

You have no morals.

You are a crook.

You are a thieving cunt.

We don't want our money back from you, we'd rather see you swing by your bollocks from the nearest tree whilst we piss in your face and you choke on our shit.

That, you cunt, is all!

The Cash Collection

This one is the result of a request in the comments section

over at NHS Blog Doctor.

with apologies to Johnny Cash

Gordon Seeks More Drowning Street Rats?

Apparently certain members of the Liberal Democratic Party are rumoured to be figuring in Herr Brown's Cabinet re-shuffle plans. 

Do What!

Why the fuck would anyone, in their right mind, want to swim back towards a sinking ship and be associated with a plague of Drowning Street rats?

Beats me.

Incidentally, Nick Clegg is still allowing unmoderated comments on his blog. Why not pop over there and tell him what you think?