Hello. Hello. Is anybody still there? Just in case there is, you might like to know that the Grumpy Old Twat has awoken from his red wine fuelled slumber, got up off his lazy old fat fuck of an arse and come out of retirement.
Don't get too fucking excited, it's only for a week and it won't be here either.
I'll be over here ... if you're at all interested ;-)
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