NuLabore Twat Toys are proud to present this one eyed, snot gobbling, lardy arsed, pant wetting, fingered puppet.As worn by Lord Meddlebum of ManMuncher.
(Well I heard he's partial to putting his hand up his arse anyway, apparently.)
Pull the cord and 'Gordoom the Goofer' shakes violently whilst uttering a selection of well know phrases such as "It's not my fucking fault I tell you", "I'm a useless unelected pant pisser", "I ate 3 SnottyBix for breakfast", "I love lardy cake so much that I'm turning into one" and of course the phrase that everyone loves to hear, "I'm Gordoom the Goofer and I'm a complete cunt".
Comes complete with a spare pair of dry troosers, an interchangable brown finger and a rose tinted glass eye.
Only available until Spring 2010.
4 comments:
Genius!!
Are they waterproof?
If not I'll need to buy at least 100 as first thing each day and last thing at night I'll be pissing on one from a great height and it's bound to ruin the batteries.
The Eye will be pleased to learn that there is a limited edition 'Scotchguard' version available.
Also Gordoom seems to enjoy 'taking the piss' so I suggest that you give him everything you've got!
im not putting my hand up his arse..you just know whos been there first...
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