Sunday, 18 July 2010

Diane Abbott Is Fucked

With a friend like this, who the fuck needs enemies .....

"From what I can see she stands where I do on every issue and she is closer to the Labour traditions than any of her opponents. She would take the party in a leftward route, back to our roots in the working class communities and lead the fight back which is urgently needed. She would provide a new impetus; she is a charismatic intelligent fighter for Socialism, oh! and did I mention that she is black and that she is a woman? She and Labour have the chance here to make history let’s go for it."

You can read the rest of Diane Abbott's death nell here but for fuck's sake don't tell Brillo about it, he'd have a fucking field day ;-)

Incidentally, may I remind you of this sentence from a recent post:

He called a black woman a liar for talking about racism and then proceeded to ban all women from commenting on his blog .... on the grounds 'they were thick'.

Coincidence or just hypocricy?

Saturday, 17 July 2010

Dish of the Day

This menu from 1912 looks rather appetising and just look at those prices! Well now, decisions decisions .... I think I'll try something a little different from the usual .... yes, I think I'll go for the Pinkey's Special. Not normally a big fan of goose but the accompaniments look rather tasty.

Yum, yum ;-)

BBC Cuts? +++Updated+++

The Culture Secretary Jeremy Hunt has said that the TV Licence Fee could be cut as part of the government's austerity drive, after attacking the BBC's "extraordinary and outrageous" waste.

A BBC media correspondent says that the BBC already "seems to have got the message", being spelt out by the culture secretary.

Well, if that's the case, what the fuck is all this then ......

Recent figures have shown that BBC Director General Mark Thompson and the Executive Board's total pay packet has increased. The total remuneration for the BBC Executive board rose in 2009-10 to £4.769m and the number of BBC staff increased from 17,078 to 17,238.

Oh yeah, it really sounds like they're getting the fucking message.

Forget the 'cut' which, incidentally, sounds more like minor surgery to me ..... the bloated, parasitic, cancerous growth needs to be completely fucking removed.

Abolish it.

I have ;-)

+++ UPDATE +++

The Justice of the Peace Blog has an interesting post on whether TV licence evasion should be a civil matter. Here's a snippet:
I would add that members of my bench have never been invited to "train" re TV Licensing. I cannot comment for others but I would suggest that it would certainly disturb JPs` position as impartial judges of fact and as such magistrates would use the proverbial barge pole to that organisation if direct contact were even hinted at.

It's a very interesting article. Read the rest of it here.

My thanks to AnthonyS for sending it in

Friday, 16 July 2010

Eye Candy Caption Competition

I wonder what that dog [pictured in the background] is thinking?

Blog Poll Awards 2010

Looks like the Blog Poll season has kicked off in earnest then. So far we appear to have the annual fat poof Right Wing Love-in Poll, the twisted Lefty socio-militant Worst UK Political Blog Poll and the seemingly pointless Biggest Liars in British Blogging Poll from Buggerheads. I mean, aren't we all a little economical with the truth, from time to time.

I have decided there is a gap in the market.

Twats!

There's shit loads of the fuckwitterers, out there in blogosphere land. Left wing, right wing, Libertarian, Coalition, Tofu eaters, MSM journos, MP's, MEP's, BNP, UAF, Commies, tree huggers, warmists, Muslim fanatics, tin foil hat wearers, deluded dickwads, etc., etc., ... the list is endless.

There's a twat in every in every port!

Click here to vote in the Blog Twats Poll 2010

So here is your chance to vote for who you consider to be the biggest twat in the British blogosphere, bar fucking none.

I like simple rules, so here they are:

1. Vote for as few blogging twats as you want up to a maximum of ten.

2. Twattish twittering micro blogging twats are also allowed

3. Votes must be ranked in order of twattishness. Worst first.

4.Votes can be left in the comments here, for all to see, or, if you prefer, you can use this dedicated email address : blogtwatspoll@gmail.com

5. No Anonymongs, no repeats. Poll closes midnight Friday 6th August 2010.

If you have your own blog and want to encourage your readers to nominate a few Blog Twats, so much the better. Here's the HTML code you need to add the above graphic to your posts or sidebars which will automatically send them to this instruction page, when clicked ....

If you want to tell your readers who you voted for, that's fine, I couldn't give a shit. It's still a free country and you're entitled to share your opinion with anyone that'll listen.

The results will not be appearing in any magazine or book and will not be announced during a newspaper review on Sky News or some backwater Radio station or other.

The Top 20 Twats of British Blogging will be published here sometime after the Poll closes and when I'm good and fucking ready. So .... spread the word and get voting but, above all else, have fun.

blogtwatspoll@gmail.com

Thursday, 15 July 2010

He's A Scot Who Hates Scotland .....

..... (he thinks he's Irish by the way), he's a Brit that hates Britain, he hates Scottish Nationalists, Protestants, Rangers Supporters, Jews, Israel, British Troops, America, Capitalists, (even though he's worth a mint). He loves smelly fucks that stone women to death while they stick their unwashed cocks up little boys arseholes. He loves Arab Terrorists, Irish Terrorists, Glasgow Gangsters, lying thieving two faced Labour fuckwits and immigrants from everywhere that hate this country. He also loves using little Arab girls that he can use to get money from gullible cunts to line his fucking pockets.

Oh yes, and he also loves ME.

Saddam Hussein
(from the 41st Furnace in Hell
with a red hot poker up my fucking smelly arsehole)

Taken from a comment left HERE

Periodic Table of Swearing

Shamelessly nicked from this cunt, of course