Cause Of Tragic Polish Air Crash

The British Prime Minister Gordon Brown

and Polish President Lech Kaczynski,

during their meeting in Warsaw on April 28, 2009.

My sincere condolences to everyone that has been affected as a direct consequence of another Jonah Brown moment.

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Alex Salmond Is Irrelevant

Yes, apparently, he has been described as nothing but "a two-bit player" within the context of the forthcoming UK General Election.

That's as maybe but who on earth would have made such a statement?

Well, fuck me sideways with a large haggis and a year's subscription to Alex Salmond's pork pie and deep fried Mars bar rations, it was none other than Nick Cleggover.

Err . . . . pot, kettle, black I think.

b3ta.com


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The State Of The Parties

Another tip of the twat

to Microdave

Mosque Firing Range

A Muslim group has demanded an apology from the British Army after it emerged that replica mosques were being used on a North Yorkshire firing range.

What the fuck is wrong with that then.
Seems fine to me.

Oh, hang on a minute, yes there is something wrong.
The Bob Ainswoth targets are missing .........

There, that's more fucking like it ;-)

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Malcolm McLaren

Ok, so he was a cock waving faggot of a twat but he was responsible for introducing me to the anarchic world of punk rock.

Good times.

So for that, I thank him.

R.I.P.

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Nick Griffin Irony

Ooops!

Looks like a bit of an own goal there

or maybe it's just that the BNPtv video editor

has got a sense of humour ;-)

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Thursday Election Fever Part 2

from the Metro via Ampers

With the election on May 6th, already looming large, we could all do with some sort of form guide so that we know which fuckwit lame donkey to put our cash on. As luck would have it, I have discovered an excellent guide to the runners and riders in the 2010 General Election Stakes.

Via Dioclese:

Tory Tiger ridden by Dave Cameron sired by "Soapbox" out of "Maggie May" :
From a long line of thoroughbreds and owned by the Eton stables. Came second in it's last three outings but with a new jockey aboard, it's well fancied this time around. Could be a close run thing - watch for a strong finish


Oh My Gawd ridden by Gordon Brown sired by "Tony the Tory" out of "Boom or Bust" :
A well known horse but an untested rider. Owned by a consortium of Trades Unions. Gordon Brown has been around a while. He was a stable lad for "Tony the Tory" but is now getting a ride in his own right for the first time. Was well fancied but recent form has lengthened the odds considerably. Could be tight thing between him and Dave Cameron, although Dave is carrying a lot less weight


Yellow Bird ridden by Nick Clegg sired by "Diddy David" out of "SDP" :
Bit of an outsider this one but could be good for an each way bet. Should finish in the top three. This horse has has lots of different jockies in it's recent outings, but now has a regular rider in Nick Clegg. Form at this outing could decide whether he gets a ride next time.

Read the rest of his comprehensive form guide here

I'm off to the bookies to put my wad onto One Trick Pony ;-)

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