Friday, 8 October 2010

Thank Fuck It's Friday [Part 12]

So Red Ed is busy pulling his best Forrest Gump faces today, while sitting on that wooden bench of his, trying to decide which Labour fuckwit gets which Shadow cabinet job.

Cooper Balls is a hot tip for the top, apparently ... *yawn*

Fuck that .... it's Friday, let's have some fun instead! I reckon we can't go far wrong by coming up with a few captions for this photo, so let the piss taking commence ....



Triple ration of rum to Cap'n H for sending in the pic ;-)


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35 comments:

  1. Oldrightie8 October 2010 at 09:36

    <span>It is a fifty year old vintage and no Brazilian, Wallace but I enjoyed it.</span>

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  2. Akvavitix8 October 2010 at 09:46

    Sorry Mr Gump it was the lentils in that Lamb Dopiaza I had last night. I can't help it.

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  3. Captain Ranty8 October 2010 at 09:47

    "Harry, you really must hose down your minge now and then. That odour is just...uncool".

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  4. Steel Rain8 October 2010 at 09:58

    Do the skip licking proles actually eat these fucking Turnips I decree they must.. They taste worse than Charlie Whelans cock

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  5. Caratacus8 October 2010 at 09:59

    H: And so, young Wallace, that's how babies are made - and here's one I had earlier....

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  6. Bucko8 October 2010 at 10:03

    Breast milk. It's the future. Here, try some.

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  7. Caratacus8 October 2010 at 10:17

    Poor Harriet - lost her husband in the pub and has been looking for him absolutely Everywhere..

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  8. Dioclese8 October 2010 at 10:38

    "Fucking hell! Have you seen what the cunt Dioclese has posted this morning?..."

    I find it unbelievable that a prospective PM (God forbid) is not allowed to select his own cabinet. Worrying! What authority can he have if he is told who to select from?

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  9. Captain Haddock8 October 2010 at 10:53

    "Fer Gawd's sake Hatt .. change yer drawers .. you smell like a bleedin' Sushi bar" ...

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  10. Indyanhat8 October 2010 at 10:58

    God I think I'm gonna have to swallow her cum again, why did I agree to suck the Unions cock!

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  11. Chuckles8 October 2010 at 12:07

    So I suppose the cheques not in the post either?

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  12. Sandy Rham8 October 2010 at 13:58

    Very good !!!

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  13. microdave8 October 2010 at 14:51

    http://www.youtube.com/v/2uJE48aKVNo" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="170" height="140

    Ed discovers the REAL contents of "Beef & Go"

    H/T Captain Ranty.

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  14. Catosays8 October 2010 at 15:36

    Sorry Hatty, gotta go. I've an appointment at the dentist's ....for a haircut.

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  15. Gildas8 October 2010 at 17:45

    See Ed! I told you I could prove I had only pretended to be a woman for all these years to cash in on the feminist vote! Although it is quite a small one, and the crabs are making me itch a lot at the moment.... 

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  16. Catosays8 October 2010 at 17:48

    For fuck's sake Hatty, why don't you shave the bloody thing?

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  17. Captain Haddock8 October 2010 at 17:49

    Brilliance .. sheer brilliance MD ... :) :) :) :)

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  18. Bring On The Revolution8 October 2010 at 17:58

    "He who went to bed with an itchy arse woke up with a smelly finger!!!" Or is it the stink coming from his arse after being fucked hard and fast by that Liebore faggot cunt lord Mandlebum????

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  19. Angry Teen8 October 2010 at 18:03

    Ed Miliband develops a fetish for snowballing.

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  20. Bert Rodinsky8 October 2010 at 18:06

    Hatty :- No Ed it's not a bogey, that's your brain, just shove it back up your nose andf you'll be fine.

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  21. William Gruff8 October 2010 at 19:07

    <span>Caption: She Should have used KY.  Ky, for those 'not so smooth' moments.  
     
    or  
     
    Caption:  This is what it feels like to be a woman, you pig, and so that I can feel what it's like to be a man, you can shave me afterwards.   
     
    Gruff observation:  Only a vindictive misandrist bitch like Batty Hattie would refuse to use KY.  </span>

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  22. INCOMING!!!!!!!8 October 2010 at 20:27

    Mummy, I kissed a girl, tasted her cherry herptrix. She's nasty, put my balls in my mouth. I don't like it.

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  23. Barnehurst Bob8 October 2010 at 21:26

    EM: Is that the smell of the cabinet Hattie?

    HH: No its me, I've run out of Fem Fresh.

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  24. Angry Exile8 October 2010 at 21:51

    This is the trouble with caption comps. Turn up late and all the good ones have already gone.

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  25. William Gruff9 October 2010 at 02:36

    <span>Apropos of absolutely fuck all:  Would the earth move for that thing were she fucked with a double barrelled twelve bore?</span>

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  26. banned9 October 2010 at 02:44

    "Fucke me, I thought you just said that Diane Abbot made it in after all"

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  27. Fascist Hippy9 October 2010 at 03:44

    Pull your fucking skirt back down you dirty, filthy fat whore! There are only two cunts worse than that, Brown and Blair!

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  28. Ampers9 October 2010 at 08:45

    Damn, you get there before me!

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  29. Houdini9 October 2010 at 09:16

    I know from my husband that union spunk can be hard to keep down too Ed

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  30. GrumpyOldTwat9 October 2010 at 14:46

    Fucking brilliant captions everyone! Tears of laughter rolling down my cheeks at most of them (which ain't bad for a grumpy old twat) although one or two did make me fell a bit fucking queezy to be honest ;)

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  31. GrumpyOldTwat9 October 2010 at 14:49

    Funny as fuck!

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  32. GrumpyOldTwat9 October 2010 at 14:51

    Is she licking her lips in that picture?

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  33. microdave9 October 2010 at 18:19

    If you like Beef & Go you'll just LOVE these:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-e5jbHfSW0

    http://www.metacafe.com/watch/415274/glade_plug_ups/

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  34. doomjeffs12 October 2010 at 00:09

    "oh stop whinging you big girls blouse, I promised David he could have first crack if you won."

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  35. doomjeffs12 October 2010 at 00:12

    "oh my god, you still smell of Gordon !!!!"

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