This is a genuine screen grab (not 'shopped, honest) and the site I spotted it on can be found here. How the fuck Jonah Brown's ugly fizzog got on that report, fuck only knows, and if all those Chilean miners weren't doomed before they certainly run the risk of being so now. On the other hand ..... maybe they should send the pant pissing, pill popping, global gonad gobbling twat down there for good ..... once they have fetched up all the miners of course.
Cue your very best 'brown miner' jokes .......
Bugger Brown, what about the UFOs attacking US missile sites?
ReplyDeleteEh? What the fuck!
ReplyDelete<span>That's not the only unsuitable picture on the site - the story "Foreign Office investigating after Briton disappears in Afghanistan" has a nice beach scene!!</span>
ReplyDeleteAh yes, I see what you mean .....
ReplyDeleteWe should ask the Chilean Authorities if we can throw all our Westminster traitor politicians down the newly-drilled mine shaft after the miners have been rescued and the re-seal so the cunts can NEVER EVER be seen or heard again, that would be absolutely wonderful!!!
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, back in the Muzzie colonised shit hole that is the "Is-fucking-lamic Republic of Britanniastan", all the fucking supermarkets are now secretly selling Halal fucking shite without telling the customers of course http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1315278/Top-supermarkets-secretly-sell-halal-Sainsburys-Tesco-Waitrose-M-S-dont-tell-meat-ritually-slaughtered.html
Fucking shoot the fucking lot of 'em, fucking muzzie colonising CUNTS!!!!
As I understand it (although the report was in the Daily Mail...) the miners have got to be quite thin to fit in the cage that is being supplied. Some of the poor buggers have to lose a fair bit of weight in order to emerge blinking into the sunlight and fall into the arms of their wives and mistresses. So how the fuck are we going to get that silly fat wanker Broon back down the pipe? He wouldn't go. Unless we poke him in head first and use an HPSI hydraulic pile driver on his arse. Now I'm smiling...
ReplyDeleteUse a pile-driver on Brown's arse ? ...... No way - he'd enjoy it too much.
ReplyDeleteGorgon's on there 'cos it's an "exchange" visit.
ReplyDeleteFair exchange eh?
Just tell the cunt McBroon that his wee dram is there waiting for him in the chamber at the bottom of the shaft which should make the piece of shit go down there quite enthusiastically!!!
ReplyDeleteOnly after they ahve beeen rescued should the miners be told that an image of Brown was on some sort of report about their plight. No point in bringing about a complete collapse in their moral.
ReplyDelete"<span>supermarkets are now secretly selling Halal fucking shite without telling the customers" What the fuck!
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Definitely!
ReplyDeleteThey'd surely lose the will to live if they saw Gordon's photo ;)
ReplyDeleteHe will fit down easily once he has been hanged, drawn and quartered!
ReplyDeleteHammer the fat, useless twat in head-first, with those big mallets which slab-layers use .. ;)
ReplyDeleteYup .. and certain large sporting venues doing the same ...
ReplyDeleteThe only way to counter this is to ask whether the meat you're buying is "Halal" and if it is, politely decline to buy it, stating your reasons ..
Supermarkets won't take long to react, they cannot abide or absorb drops in profits ..
I think its called "Consumer power" ..
It damn nearly worked for me........
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