Sunday, 14 February 2010

Name Bercow's Pussy


Ampers has drawn my attention to a poll that John Bercow's wife Sally is running on Twitter, to decide a name for their pussy.

Oh what fun!

This is far too good an opportunity to miss, to indulge in some minging mockery dontcha think? I'm sure that you can come up with a few alternative and far more relevant suggestions, after all, the names the pussy the cunt the cat has been given so far, are just not up to the job ;-)
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18 comments:

  1. Cate Munro14 February 2010 at 17:37

    lmao! Naaaaaaaasty! ;-)

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  2. microdave14 February 2010 at 17:45

    Where's Mrs Slocombe when you need her?

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  3. Anonymous14 February 2010 at 17:52

    Naaaaasty indeed TT and my video of Mrs Slocombe's pussy moments is right here if you fancy a chuckle MD ;-)

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  4. manwiddicombe14 February 2010 at 18:05

    I wanted to vote for "clunge" but it wasn't on the list

    :o(

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  5. Ampers14 February 2010 at 18:15

    Well, as they have given themselves such airs since his elevation to speaker, I think a hyphenated name would be appropriate. How about

    hairy-pussy?

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  6. Ampers14 February 2010 at 18:18

    By the way G.O.T. I object to the word cunt being used to describe politicians.

    Mainly because I don't think they should be called by any name that suggest they are useful.

    Kindly refer to them as "spent pricks" from now on :-)

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  7. Anonymous14 February 2010 at 18:24

    I wanted to call it "Little cunt-big twat", but it wasn't on the list.

    Why not?

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  8. Catosays14 February 2010 at 18:26

    How about 'Yid the cat'?
    or
    'Shortarse'
    or
    'Long Tall Sally'

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  9. Anonymous14 February 2010 at 18:37

    'Big Pussy with a little dick'

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  10. St Paul14 February 2010 at 19:54

    "Cooking Fat" worked in history.

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  11. Bertie Dugger14 February 2010 at 21:12

    A name for Sally Bercow's pussy: "Over-used"

    A name for her twat: "Speaker"

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  12. Oldrightie14 February 2010 at 23:28

    What to do with useless lips?

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  13. Anonymous15 February 2010 at 01:26

    "Little-Chappy-In-The-Big-Flappy" ?

    Clearly, he likes his 'milk' curdled and chunky.

    Wouldn't touch that cat/pussy flap with my 6ft barge-poll.

    - BilderBurger

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  14. Fidothedog15 February 2010 at 11:25

    Pussy whipped was not included?!

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  15. Mirtha Tidville15 February 2010 at 17:16

    I just feel sorry for the cat...fancy having to live with those two fucking wankers!!!!

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  16. Anonymous15 February 2010 at 20:08

    Oscar Meyer bologna ad jingle from American TV:

    "My pussy has a first name - it's o-s-c-a-r.

    My pussy has a second name - it's m-e-y-e-r.

    Put them both together and then see what you've got.

    Oscar Meyer makes the best - p-u-s-s-y oh yea."

    Except it's about bologna, a minced meat product, not pussy.

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  17. Dark Lochnagar17 February 2010 at 01:44

    G.O.T. I don't know about naming it but it would take some shagging.

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  18. news games30 September 2010 at 21:02

    If her pussy was getting enough dick I am sure she was thinking at something else than find a name for her pussy

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