" Me mate Dan 'an me told that Dianne Abotte and we'll tell you too "Just fuck off and leave us alone except give us our free fucking milk back, you white guilt trip metrosexual homo bender Cunt".
Great suggestions all so far. Now I'll ruin it with mine....
"Look - I'll show you one more time sir: You lift the lid....like this.... THEN you have a piss....see?...THEN you put the lid down again. Easy Peasy".
My mother taught me 7 golden rules of how to gypsies kiss 1)lift the toilet seat 2)get yer cock out 3)pull your foreskin back 4)piss and shake 5)pull your foreskin back over 6)flush the toilet 7)toilet seat back down and those basic rules have learnt me......................................................................................................................... 3 5 35 35 35 3535 35 ;)
Is the little kid there showing Clegg the Cunt the Grumpy Old Twat website so that he can read all the comments and know what we all really think of him, that he is a treasonous, treacherous traitor of a cunt, just like the rest of the Westminster village idiots???
The lad is saying: It's a common tactic of paedophiles to feign insouciance while furtively trying to grope a small boy's arse, Mr Clegg, but I'm not fooled, besides which I rather fancy that nice Mr Vague.
I suspect it might be a schematic of how a Democracy should work .. (You know, with referendums and suchlike) .. so he's totally baffled ...
ReplyDeletePerhaps he's looking at the bookies homepage and the kid is trying to explain to him how the horse that came third won the race.
ReplyDeleteask sambo and paki you daft ginger haired little fuckwit
ReplyDeleteaccording too csi and hollywood they are computer experts with emotions =-X
" Me mate Dan 'an me told that Dianne Abotte and we'll tell you too "Just fuck off and leave us alone except give us our free fucking milk back, you white guilt trip metrosexual homo bender Cunt".
ReplyDeleteLooks like he's trying to convert Fahrenheit to Celsius while his house is burning down.
ReplyDeleteLooks like he's trying to convert Fahrenheit to Celsius while his house is burning down.
ReplyDeleteGreat suggestions all so far. Now I'll ruin it with mine....
ReplyDelete"Look - I'll show you one more time sir: You lift the lid....like this.... THEN you have a piss....see?...THEN you put the lid down again. Easy Peasy".
My mother taught me 7 golden rules of how to gypsies kiss
ReplyDelete1)lift the toilet seat
2)get yer cock out
3)pull your foreskin back
4)piss and shake
5)pull your foreskin back over
6)flush the toilet
7)toilet seat back down
and those basic rules have learnt me.........................................................................................................................
3 5 35 35 35 3535 35 ;)
Is the little kid there showing Clegg the Cunt the Grumpy Old Twat website so that he can read all the comments and know what we all really think of him, that he is a treasonous, treacherous traitor of a cunt, just like the rest of the Westminster village idiots???
ReplyDeleteHe looks totally out of his depth .. mind you he'd be out of his depth in a car park puddle ...
ReplyDeleteUseless, spam-headed cunt ...
Always speaks well of you Captain....
ReplyDeleteBTW - took the liberty of taking your name in vain over at ORs - hope you don't mind ;)
The kids on an online dictionary looking up the word 'scruples'.
ReplyDeleteNot in the least old bean ... fill yer boots, as they say ... ;)
ReplyDeleteHave you ever seen two more gormless looking, personality-bypassed, charismatic failures than this pair of spam-headed tosspots ? ....
ReplyDeleteGod ferkin' help us .. cos these two are totally incapable ...
Oh how I wish that were fucking true!
ReplyDeleteIt's the Brokeback Coalition indeed!!!
ReplyDeleteThe lad is saying: It's a common tactic of paedophiles to feign insouciance while furtively trying to grope a small boy's arse, Mr Clegg, but I'm not fooled, besides which I rather fancy that nice Mr Vague.
ReplyDeletePinky and Perky:
ReplyDelete"Pinky and Perky" ...
ReplyDeleteMore like Gert & Daisy .. (Yes, I know I'm showing my age now) .... ;) ;)
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