Those do-gooding, righteous, minority supporting mongtards really are taking the fucking piss this time.' Tear down that extractor fan, the smell of cooked bacon offends muslims', they cry.
Oh, for fucking fuck's sake ... that's another bladder full of piss that's about to boil dry then. I'm off out for a bacon sarnie before it get's too fucking hot in here.
That fat bloke at the end did a really good impression of Achmed. He should be on the stage with a rod up his arse.
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Allahu Akbar or Sieg Heil ? I always get confused as to who says what.
ReplyDeleteAnd if you note, it wasn't actually a Muslim who complained, but someone who said that his muslims friends complained. If they were so offended about the smell why didn't they complain themselves. Maybe Graham Webb-Lee just doesn't have any real friends and the excuse they give him is that they don't like the smell when it actual fact they don't like him.
ReplyDeleteAlso, the extractor was there for over 6 years before anyone complained. So Graham Webb-Lee must be a new neighbour, but then he must have realised that his new house was next to a cafe. It's only 12" away from his front door. But to smell it he must have his front door open all the time, but it opens straight on to the street.
Something fishy going on here, or is someone telling porkies. [sorrry]
Googlemaps shows the situation - http://bit.ly/8XgG3M
Seeing as it was a retrospective planning application (did they actually need one to simply replace the old fan?) they should simply 'find' their old one and put that back. 'Find' is also retrospective ... a secondhand one would be easy to source and all you say is that was the original one. Simples! :-D
ReplyDeletePerhaps we could stage a bacon sarnie protest outside the council offices, only it's enough to freeze your piggies off!
ReplyDeletePerhaps we could stage a bacon sarnie protest outside the council offices, only it's enough to freeze your piggies off!
ReplyDeletePerhaps we could stage a bacon sarnie protest outside the council offices, only it's enough to freeze your piggies off!
ReplyDeleteThe door next to the fan is not the front door of the person who complained ... it only looks like a door. What it actually is, is a rubbish bin for all discarded not fully eaten baco sandwiches. It's quite a novel rubbish bin as to put anything in it, you have to put it through a slot that looks like a letterbox. :-D
ReplyDeleteI'll keeell you :)
ReplyDeleteActually, Gotty, it could be good news.
ReplyDeleteIf some kind benefactor pays to take them to court, and then handles the case as a layman, and allows the council lawyer to walk all over them so the council wins, then English people all over England will be able to take their local curry house to court complaining about the smells, offering this case as "a precedence set".
These are the people the UAF are useful idiots for. Presumably the UAF has few if any atheists/wimmin/ gays in their ranks, otherwise it would be a clear case of turkeys voting for christmas.
ReplyDelete"Danish bacon, Danish bacon, yummy yummy yummy!" As I always say.... All you filthy stinking raghead bearded Muzzie terrorist mass-murdering, colonising cunts....GO FUCK YOURSELVES AND FUCKING FUCK THE FUCK OFF AND FUCKING DIE, THE ONLY GOOD MUSLIM IS A FUCKING DEAD MUSLIM, EXTERMINATE THE FUCKING LOT OF 'EM, NO SUCH FUCKING THING AS A "MODERATE MUSLIM" and I don't give a fuck how many "fatwas" and "death to the infidels" and "behead those who insult Is-fucking-lam" are issued against me. Give me a machine gun and a few billion rounds and I'd quite happily shoot dead any Muzzie cunt!!!! God I fucking hate them!!!!
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<span>There's little I enjoy more than a lovely Bacon sarnie .. with a generous dollop of Mr Heinz finest ketchup thereon ..</span>
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<span>But .. I buy local Bacon, reared locally (you can see 'em out in the fields), slaughtered locally .. Lincolnshire Bacon is the best ... and Lincolnshire Pork Sausages are the "mutts nuts" (with HP or Branston Sauce) ... ;) </span>
At least with pork sausages and yummy bacon you can be sure it's most definitely NOT fucking Halal shite!!!!
ReplyDeleteThat really is going too far. If anyone tries to ban our meat pies up here in the north there will be war.
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And Mrs Akciecek could really annoy her neighbour by telling him the bacon's not halal.
ReplyDeleteBad news, this.
ReplyDeleteAnother victory to the non-integrating, dirty, muslim fuck pigs.
As a country, we are most royally fucked.
@ Bring On the Revolution. Quite.
Oh there was a simply maaaaarvellous programme on radio 4 the other day, all about William Qwilliam or summink who was a British convert to Mahametism in the 1880's and founded Liverpool Mosque, simply a wonderful example of how sooopah mohamatism is, what a luvverly religion it is., he was so ahead of his time even when our brave boys were over fightin g the muslim fuzzy wuzzies in teh Sudan, full of shit even way back then.
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ReplyDeleteDid anyone else see the BBC news this morning?
ReplyDeleteLive from Barking market, the young female reporter had found two typical locals to have a moan about the eeeevil cuts etc etc etc. As she was getting ready to introduce the (as yet unseen) pair she was waffling on about how poor the area was, how stricken the inhabitants of this third world location ... sob sob (I pulled a small onion from my pocket and managed a tear or two myself) and then... AND THEN! the camera swivelled around to reveal a black pillar box .. oops, sorry.. an Islamic flower of womanhood, in full burqua and a gentleman of west indian origin, and clearly a stranger to the razor. They both were encouraged to honk about how rotten everything was as I sat there, open-mouthed, coffee cup poised midway from saucer to exploratory lip in startled disbelief.
If the BBC thought that they were displaying their multicultural sympathies to a grateful nation they were sadly mis-fuckin-staken this morning. Do they do it deliberately do you think? Arseholes, all of them.
One of my first thoughts was that of concern for BOTR if he may inadvertantly caught this over his morning Coco pops...
Brilliant stuff Gotty: I've heard the song before but the video that went with it was too bloody so I didn't post it. Well done, D&C.
ReplyDeleteTrafalgar Day too...
ReplyDeleteWhat you've spotted there Caratacus is social engineering at it's finest. Quite a neat piece of work really, when you look at it. Course it won't do 'em any good when the revolution comes! There will come a time when Mr Powell will be proven quite correct. His prophecies brought to stark fulfillment. This will be a great sadness. That Parliament was warned, yet did nothing.
ReplyDeleteSorry, Magistrate's Courts can't set precedents!
ReplyDeleteObviously a profesional complainer, like those cunts who buy a second home in the countryside and then moan about cock-crows and horse-shit.
ReplyDeleteIt's all bollox, when someone demanded the removal of illustrations of "the three little piggies" from classroom walls because "it might" offend Moslems I asked a local Imam about it. He was quite firm that Islam does not object to pigs as such, just the eating of them themselves. They don't care what we do since we are condemned infidels anyway.
ReplyDeleteCommie Ken helped this bloke up:
ReplyDeletehttp://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/andrewgilligan/100060304/labour-london-borough-becomes-islamic-republic/
Funny as fuck ... I'll be posting that soon ;)
ReplyDeleteAnother D&C classic!
ReplyDeleteGraham Webb-Lee duly ....iascunt(ed).
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