Amidst horrendous stories of structural and hygine problems the Indian host for the Games, Delhi, has now come under even more increasing criticism following the official unveiling of the XIX Commonwealth Games ring:
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Flash of the ring to Joe Public for the inspiration
Ha! Ha!..... however.... I now feel quite ill.
ReplyDeleteWhat a lump of old "tat" ..
ReplyDeleteLittle surprise that the Games Village is falling apart .. they probably followed the Blue Peter instructions, using old cardboard bog-roll tubes and sticky-backed plastic .. ;)
Whoever designed the ring is a big Goatse fan.
ReplyDeleteTell me please, how have they "stimulated" the crappy looking 'diamonds'?
ReplyDeleteNow I believe that you CAN polish a turd.
That's a particularly bad photoshop. Especially the spelling errors.
ReplyDeletegoatse! goatse!
ReplyDelete(google it if you don't know what it means)
XIX Commonwealth Games.
ReplyDeleteAt least the price of bike hire is reasonable,it's not all bad.Keep your chins up!
<span>XIX Commonwealth Games.
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That'll be the turd that needs polishing then ;)
ReplyDelete"Goatse.cx " Information overload!
ReplyDeleteStill I wish Indias hosting of the Commonwealth Games all the best since it is the only aspect of the Commonwealth that still attracts a modicum of interest from the MSM.
Let's not forget that The Commonwealth is the largest voluntary grouping of like minded democracies, give or take a cunt country or two at any given time.
Mind you, given the noises not to allow Prince Charles to succeed his Mum as boss, in favour of some third world kleptocrat, perhaps this is the ideal moment to put the beast down at the knackers yard.
That bike looks shite to me!
ReplyDeleteEuuuuuuurgh
ReplyDeleteHowever, coming soon from the legendary Porton Down mint, this beautifully engraver commemoration Commonwealth Games loo seat. Just 4,000 are available. and each one is carefully infused with a stunning E-bola virus. Just the ticket for that sports loving mother in law. Delight as she vomits up her lunch! Cheer as her internal organs collapse and the internal bleedings begins!!
Order now and get a free set of fly infested tampons as used by the Indian women's hockey team!
Just £45,000,000!
Send a cheque payable to "Tony Blair is a a greedy war mongering twat"
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Thanks for the cuntstructive criticism and you are most welcome to collect your membership fee on the way out. Hope the fucking door doesn't hit you on the back of head as you go ;)
ReplyDeleteHere is one I prepared earlier!!!!
ReplyDelete"<span>Tell me please, how have they "stimulated" the crappy looking 'diamonds'?"</span>
ReplyDeleteYou don't want to know and I'm certainly not going to investigate ;)
No! Really! Guess the clue is in the name of the company then ;)
ReplyDeleteThey'll need a bit more than sticky back plastic to fill that gaping hole, eh Cap'n ;)
ReplyDeleteGildas ..
ReplyDeleteI love it & would like to order a Loo seat ... please send it direct to Mrs Cherie Blair and please treat my order as "priority" ...
Is that from the Delhi belly!!!
ReplyDeleteMaybe I'm making a sweeping statement but I thought it rather apt for such a shithole as Delhi ;)
ReplyDeleteAt ten Rupees please!!!
ReplyDeleteObviously not the Islamic model ...
ReplyDeleteIf it were it would merely have a slot cut in the base & "straining" bars fitted to the sides ... ;)
At first, I thought it was a photo of Lord Prescott's brain ...
ReplyDeleteAnd it will be Pakistan's turn to hold a major sporting event next, the North Pakistani city of Londinistan 2012 that is, as the muzzie cunts are totally colonising our country and given that they breed like fucking flies there will be more of them than us indigenous whites by then!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1314514/Commonwealth-Games-2010-The-squalor-village-revealed-time-runs-organisers.html
ReplyDeleteJust a few lovely photos of the filthy cunts to look at, they may just put you off your dinner!
Brilliant sense of humour CH!!!
ReplyDelete.... and a copy of the Koran to wipe yer arse on?
ReplyDeleteCaptain, my brother's got an ex-NAAFI one for sale, still got the original teeth-marks in it. If that's any good?
ReplyDeleteToo big for Prescott's brain although if probably contains just as much shit ;)
ReplyDelete"<span>this is the ideal moment to put the beast down at the knackers yard"</span>
ReplyDeleteThe E-fucking-U probably already have first 'dibs' thanks to McSnotty signing everything away in Lisbon. The cunt.
"<span>a free set of fly infested tampons as used by the Indian women's hockey team!"</span>
ReplyDeleteWell there's an offer that doesn't come arounf too often ;)
"Londinistan Olympics 2012" ..... that has a certain ring to it too ;)
ReplyDeleteFuck me! Looks like they've been taking a dump in the wash basins ... the dirty bastards! No dinner for me tonight. Well, no solids anyway ;)
ReplyDeleteWith a gob like that she could probably use it as a polo mint and swollow it whole :-E
ReplyDeleteThat's the bronze medal! ;)
ReplyDeleteBloody hell, Caractacus, that one caught me good and proper, mate, I've been in tears of laughter for the last ten minutes! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
ReplyDeleteThis fine piece of jewellery is available to buy exclusively at Gerald Ratners world famous crap jewellers!!!!
ReplyDeleteWatch this, no hands!
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Exceptionally generous of you Old Bean ..
ReplyDeleteBut please excuse me if I "pass" on that one .. :) :)
For coming 'turd' ;) *fetching my coat*
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