After the fucking shit bag of a week I've had, never has that saying been more welcome than today. Nothing major, I'm still breathing, but it's just been one little piece of shit after another which eventually covered me in a shower of stinking shit .... if you know what I mean.
Anyway, fuck all that, it's Friday and the weekend starts here and I've twat loads of posts that are waiting to be finished and posted. In the meantime, first up for tonight, I have managed to obtain an exclusive picture of the Fat Poof's new personal assistant, hurriedly making his way to FPHQ....
Tip of the saddle to our resident paparazzi, MicroDave, for managing to capture it ;-)
After I've taken a quick visit to my new favorite supplier of Mind Bleach, I'll be catching up with your emails and your comments from my last few posts ..... then I'll be putting the finishing touches to another #TFIF post. I warn you ... it's a piss boiler and a fucking half so you'd better start knocking back a few stiff ones now (so to speak) ;-)
Ooohhhh the Mind Bleach supplier actually works.....!
ReplyDelete*applause* to microdave for being brave enough to snap that exclusive.
ReplyDeleteSome of the comments on Mrs Dale's thread about this are quite sharp, so I'd love to see what died on the moderation table there...
Glad you're OK. Looking forward to the piss-boiler - whisky poured, window opened (the dog's in residence) and feet up.
ReplyDeleteP.S. I'm sure I recognise that face; just that one bad tooth wants coming out...
Dear Mr GOT,
ReplyDeleteI shall look forward to the new stuff!
Well, the week's over, the commuting (fuck off Pennine rail and puts some fucking carriages on) is over, dealing with my fucking clients and so called "colleagues" is over... >:o
and the red is open! Slurp. :-$
The usual Friday toast: To GOT and all in GOT world - have a good weekend!
Gildas the Monk! :)
bottoms up chaps!, or in the case of the above pic chapped up bottoms eh!
ReplyDeleteWelcome back Gotty. It's selfish I know, but your regular readers have missed your daily dose of Piss-taking.
ReplyDeleteOooooooohhhhhhhhhh
ReplyDeleteI love it when you talk dirty...
Looking very dapper on your bike GOT,I can see you are in holiday mood or are you psyching up for the piss boiler.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't FP's add smack of grooming?
ReplyDeleteWhy was it a shitty week Gotty? Did you fart and follow through? In that blue thong it must have been a hell of a mess.
ReplyDeleteWhy was it a shitty week Gotty? Did you fart and follow through? In that blue thong it must have been a hell of a mess.
ReplyDeleteFuck me Grumps.
ReplyDeleteA warning wouldn't go amiss. I don't have enough wine in the house to erase that monstrosity from my memory banks.
Christ alone knows how Microdave is faring....
CR.
How did you guess??
ReplyDeleteMe? - Oh I'm PMSL at some of the comments...
ReplyDeleteAnd I saw this place on my travels:
It certainly works for me ;)
ReplyDeleteGood point ASE, I fancy the 'cut' ones would make far more interesting reading, I wonder if he'd pass them on for a fee ;)
ReplyDeleteI've got some large, rusty old pliers that'll probably do the trick ;)
ReplyDeleteTrains eh, what a fucking nightmare they can be. The bastards. Anyway, cheers to your good self and have a peaceful weekend. Amen.
ReplyDeleteCheers!
ReplyDeleteYou're too kind :-[
ReplyDeleteBend over and take it all you bitch!
ReplyDeleteWhy thank you Dave, although I did feel a little naked without my 'I luv Dale' deelee boppers on .....
ReplyDeleteNow you mention it OR, yes, doesn't it just.
ReplyDeleteWell no, I followed through in the dayglo pink 'sac 'n' crack' thong which is why I had to change to the electric blue high cut thong instead ;)
ReplyDeleteAnother great friday night pic MD. Cheers!
ReplyDelete"<span>Fuck me Grumps."</span>
ReplyDeleteI'll pass on that one if you don't mind CR. Nothing personal ;)
MD, That's priceless! LoL
ReplyDeleteDid you have a "Bad Case Of Diarrhea"??
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myXPBA7Ibso
Seen at the Clowns place.....