Apologies for the lack of blogging activity recently but I've had other more pressing issues that seem to have stolen my time of late. Abnormal service fuckwittery will soon be resumed but in the meantime here is a 'shopped picture of Tony Bliar and Jonah Brown that I did a while back and never got around to actually using.
Perhaps you could come up with a caption or two or just take this opportunity to rip this pair of UK fucking, duplicitous, book writing, New Labour dickwipes a new arsehole or two ;-)
How many fingers am I holding up?
ReplyDeleteBlair liked to pull Gordon off when they went cottaging.
ReplyDeleteGod, I'm going to give you a right reaming!!
ReplyDeleteSorry to learn that there are probs at your end Gotty .. Nothing too serious, I hope ?
ReplyDeleteI hope things are satisfactorily sorted out soon ..
I've had a bugger of a week myself .. My 82 yr old Mum collapsed in Town on Monday & is still in hospital .. so I've been racing round like a blue-arsed fly trying to sort my own "admin" in between hospital visiting twice a day ..
Can't think of anything suitably witty for a caption this morning either ... >:o ;)
"How much do I pay to speak at dinners?" Hope things are improving for you and for Captain H's mum.
ReplyDeleteSorry to hear that you've got some difficulties at the moment, Gotty. With all due respect, blogging isn't the most important thing in the world, so you've got your priorities right. I certainly don't feel I've any right to complain anyway - when I consider the hundreds of times you've had me falling out of my chair with laughter as I read your latest stuff.
ReplyDeleteAs for the picture, I think a suitable caption would be "Tony pretends to be fascinated as Gordon tells him in disturbingly graphic detail about how he gets sexual pleasure by throwing laser printers and mobile phones around a room..."
Bit long-winded, but you get the drift.
Much as I like this caption, I also find the thought incredibly scary.
ReplyDeleteHas anyone got some mind bleach handy?
Piano wire has more than one use.
ReplyDeleteThanks OR .. until the Quacks decide what caused the collapse, she's in the best place ...
ReplyDelete" I wouldn't lie to you George Bush is just a friend!"
ReplyDeleteGordon: "Hey Tony, if we give some or the royalties to charities that help soldiers, we can get one over on that back-stabbing Mandy and maybe a smaller cell - when they bang us up in the hague!"
ReplyDeleteWouldn't surprise me if this were true...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.thetruthseeker.co.uk/article.asp?ID=12246
After all, Tony Bliar tried (and failed) to serve a D-notice on his daughters attempted suicide:
http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message185835/pg1
So both are probably kiddy fiddlers... no caption needed on the above photograph...
... their evil smiles say it all.
"I´ll cum in his mouth,you cum over the back of his head
ReplyDeleteIf that is ok with you peter"!
I'm too knackered for the caption comp Gotty. But I hope you're well. Rest up and get everything sorted. By then, we'll probably be in need of some Gottishness :)
ReplyDeleteHope all is well for you G.O.T!
ReplyDeleteI can never understand how some people can be so fucking brain-dead and fuckwitted and downright gullible to pay huge sums of money to listen to the B-fucking-Liar and shit for fucking brains Brown on the lecture circuits droning on how they "saved the fucking world"! Can't that pair of cunts just do us all a big favour and just fuck off and die!!
Hope all is well Gotty - you too Captain. Mothers is valuable and need looking after.
ReplyDeleteHere goes for a caption:
TB: "It's not Sarah you blind cunt! It's me - Tony Wony..."
GB: "Not Sarah? But you've got no dick".
TB: (simper)
Sigh, where's me coat?
Thanks Caratacus .. She's not a "happy camper" having to stay in hospital for yet another night .. >:o
ReplyDeleteThe Dr's think it was a conflict in her Medication (15 different tablets per day) .. so until they sort that out .. she stays where she is ..
Sympathies Captain. My mother's 81 and recently had a knee replaced. Led the poor buggers a merry dance. My kid sister is a matron at the hospital and swears the following exchange took place:
ReplyDeleteConsultant: "We find these painkillers very effective, unless you are pregnant of course" (pauses for sycophantic laughter from nurses)
Mother: (fixing consultant with basislisk eye) "Well - I shan't know 'til Tuesday"
Nurses piss themselves as consultant remembers urgent appointment elsewhere.
"Go on, Tony, let me be PM. If you do, I'll suck your shit to a point".
ReplyDeleteMIND BLEACH +++ URGENT +++ MIND BLEACH
ReplyDeleteReminds me of a conversation I had with a bloke in gents toilet at Aswan Airport in Egypt :
ReplyDelete"For £50, we fuck, yes?" he said
"Let's see your money first" I replied
I left him standing there looking rather confused...
I told you mine was bigger than yours.
ReplyDeleteYou could always do like the Fat Poof and use your blog to advertise for an assistant.
ReplyDeleteNow that WOULD make for a good job description!!!
Hope you're recharged, and back in time for another TFI Friday.
You could always do like the Fat Poof and use your blog to advertise for an assistant.
ReplyDeleteNow that WOULD make for a good job description!!!
Hope you're recharged, and back in time for another TFI Friday.
I'd love to see the applications.
ReplyDeleteActually, no I wouldn't >:o
So that's all there is to it Tony, just smile like that and everyone will believe me?
ReplyDeleteNo where near as bad as your poor old mum Cap'n H. I do hope that she manages to get back on her feet soon. My thoughts are with you both.
ReplyDeleteNIce one!
ReplyDeleteThere's a handy link in the left sidebar Grim. I've just had to use it. Aaaarrrgh!
ReplyDeleteMore mind bleach required ;)
ReplyDeleteNot too long winded at all .... it's a good 'un!
ReplyDeleteAnd thanks again for the kind words ;)
.... and plenty of it ;) perhaps with a little razor wire thrown in for good measure too.
ReplyDeleteLike it!
ReplyDelete"<span>when they bang us up in the hague!"</span>
ReplyDeleteFuck me, there'll be one hell of a street party if that day comes!
Christ Anthony, there's some serious shit in those links of yours. I wonder how much of it is really true? Wouldn't be at all surprised if they were both a pair of kiddy fiddlers though.
ReplyDeleteHoly shit! A serious case of too much fucking detail there BB ;)
ReplyDelete* mind bleach *
Cheers CS, nothing major, just time consuming really ;)
ReplyDeleteSpot on as always BOTR, pair of cunts that they are.
ReplyDeleteHang on in there Cap'n H, I'm sure they'll get it sorted.
ReplyDeleteGreat story Caratacus, I for one believe it true and PMSL ;)
^^^ what he said ^^^^
ReplyDeleteAaaarrrgh!
PMSL ... priceless!
ReplyDeleteWhose? Mine? LoL ;)
ReplyDeleteNow that would be a fun idea for a competition although I'd pity the poor leggy, ample chested, blonde 19 year old nymphomaniac that G.O.T.the job though ;)
ReplyDeleteYep! All those sad X Factor generation fuckwits will just keep on believing, just as long as they keep getting their benefits!
ReplyDeleteWill a brunette do?
ReplyDeleteHell yeah! And it looks as though I'll have somewhere to park my bike too ;)
ReplyDelete"Thirty two copies! Well done you one-eyed scots git. I've sold thirty four."
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