You've got to feel sorry for the poor bastard. There he is in whatever passes for heaven these days, he's just been told that there aren't any virgins and never were but he does get a dozen roses from Allah for a job well done.
All he's got to do now is massage those lumps behind his ears to get his knackers back into place.
I was trying to see if he doubled loaded or put the bugger in upside down but I don't think he did. You're right again Captain - he bought the buggers off Hafiz Haidar at the local bazaar.
Thanks for that! I've watched it a dozen times and absolutely pissed myself laughing at the dumb fuck.
The explanation of what actually is going on is both marvellous and terrifying.
It's unfortunate that this technology is refined out there, for possible use over here, should we ever attempt to rise up and slaughter the political classes.
As you sow, so you reap :'( As you give, so shall you receive - particularly from mortar locating radar. :( Praise the Lord, and pass the ammunition :) Amen :)
The article states 6,000,000 of us watched that programme. &, "By yesterday morning, seven viewers had already contacted the BBC to complain." What a sense of proportion!
Great vid, likewise I assumed that it was an own-goal until reading the Youtube description. Well done American Technology, pity there isn't more of it and like Terry above, they'll still win though unless we nuke the fuckers.
Ethnic cleaning of British people ...... Council house tenants living in properties that are bigger than they need <span><span>are to be forced</span> </span>to move into smaller accommodation. Ministers are preparing to launch a 'house swap' scheme which is likely to affect hundreds of thousands of people.
This thread has made my day. The Afghan army doing jumping jacks looked like a special needs day out and the mortars - beautiful. Nuke the lot and we'll take it from there. Keep up the good work chaps!
I think that's quite cool! :) Needless to say, some Immam is now threatening Clarkson. What is it with these followers of a "peaceful" religion that anyone they disagree with they don't like gets threatened or murdered. And it doesnt even make sense, because if you think about it rationally, all its saying is beneath a burkah a woman may be attractive. And that's wrong because...? Of course there is no rationality. These people should fuck off and live in a stone age desert somewhere. After all, away from the horrid west, they should be happy! *DONT_KNOW* Yeah...
As for the hot bird in the burka ..... phwoar! Unfortunately I have a feeling that 99.9% of the fat islamic jihadist breeding fuckers don't quite lok like that and are probably best covered up at all times ;)
They've whipped it off already. Very bad.
ReplyDeleteStill seems ok to me ..... i have an mp4 file of it anyway .... just in case ;)
ReplyDeleteExcellent vid, that scum sure got his! Bwwwwahhhhaaaa :-P
ReplyDelete'Kin brilliant ..
ReplyDeleteBet that's the best "stonker" old Abdul has ever had .. :-D :-D :-D :-D
You've got to feel sorry for the poor bastard. There he is in whatever passes for heaven these days, he's just been told that there aren't any virgins and never were but he does get a dozen roses from Allah for a job well done.
ReplyDeleteAll he's got to do now is massage those lumps behind his ears to get his knackers back into place.
I just watched it for the second time .. and pissed myself laughing all over again .... :-D :-D
ReplyDeleteServes the cunt right for buying his mortar bombs at the local corner shop ... :-P
I was trying to see if he doubled loaded or put the bugger in upside down but I don't think he did. You're right again Captain - he bought the buggers off Hafiz Haidar at the local bazaar.
ReplyDeleteFucking made my day.......bring em on
ReplyDeleteThere's a detailed explanation available if you follow the link in my main post. Well worth a read ;)
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/v/rbXCoggHoaQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="170" height="140
ReplyDeleteBet that made his eyes water. Quick way to go though.
ReplyDeleteThat's why the Romans built arrow-straight roads mate ..
ReplyDeleteTo stop the fuckers from opening corner shops ..... :-D :-D :-D
Same here ;)
ReplyDeleteI thought it was an own goal till I read the commentary. Hooray for mortar tracking radar!!
ReplyDeleteQuite made my day that did!!
Look Mum no hands.
ReplyDeleteThanks for that! I've watched it a dozen times and absolutely pissed myself laughing at the dumb fuck.
ReplyDeleteThe explanation of what actually is going on is both marvellous and terrifying.
It's unfortunate that this technology is refined out there, for possible use over here, should we ever attempt to rise up and slaughter the political classes.
Thanks Gotty - used to daydream about being able to do that.
ReplyDeleteAs you sow, so you reap :'(
ReplyDeleteAs you give, so shall you receive - particularly from mortar locating radar. :(
Praise the Lord, and pass the ammunition :)
Amen
:)
In the words of the late great john noakes of blue peter fame "FUCKING GET DOWN SHEP"fucking brill lads!
ReplyDeleteStill waiting foir the 'fucking loved it' button!
ReplyDeleteJihad Gone Wrong 2 Insurgents attack failed
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Can't embed this one,if it's too much then feel free to delete.
This video was found at the scene.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=73e_1176561042
Bet his mates are trying his sandles on for size and shagging his mrs by now!
ReplyDeleteSandle in the wind ;o))
Still trying to see if it's possible ;)
ReplyDelete<span>Why we'll never leave Iraq... the challenge. </span>
ReplyDeleteIraqi soldiers attempting to do jumping jacks
http://www.youtube.com/v/ZGisVaH4DLs" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="170" height="140
I've got to nick that Gotty...it's too good not to.
ReplyDelete"I wore my best Jihad shoes" LoL ;)
ReplyDeleteGreat video!
Definitely a good move to avoid the mortar route come the revolution ;)
ReplyDeleteMock Islam day eh?......O.K. Then...............Enjoy.....
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtgLNGTriI0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhjnAVnY5ns&feature=related
That'll fucking teach 'em!
ReplyDeleteOuch!
"Sandle in the wind" LoL ;)
ReplyDeleteLikin' that key hook too
Nice one Cato ...... let's keep spreading it around ;)
ReplyDeleteStill up on YouTube, and I have a copy as well. That'll teach 'em....
ReplyDeleteBwaaahahahahaha ... and that second vid is fucking priceless!
ReplyDeleteWhat was the last thing that went through his mind? ....... His Arsehole!!!
ReplyDeleteBoom, Boom.
<span>Muslim Culture Vs. German Engineering</span>
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/v/XuwYwf3Vhoo" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="170" height="140
To paraphrase Barry Sheene, when asked what goes through his mind when he had a crash.
ReplyDeleteThe good old Daily Fail:-
ReplyDelete"Jeremy Clarkson outrages viewers by announcing on Top Gear he'd seen saucy underwear beneath Muslim woman's burka"
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1297965/Top-Gears-Jeremy-Clarkson-sparks-fury-burka-babes-underwear-joke.html
The article states 6,000,000 of us watched that programme. &, "By yesterday morning, seven viewers had already contacted the BBC to complain." What a sense of proportion!
They'll still win though, that's fanatacism for you, no elections for politicians to care about there.
ReplyDeletelikewise copied, just in case.
ReplyDeleteDead fat cunts.
ReplyDeleteI want that key hook!
ReplyDelete:)
ReplyDelete"The outspoken presenter provoked a flurry of complaints". 7= flurry? what the fuck counts as a storm then? Wankers need shooting.
ReplyDeleteGreat vid, likewise I assumed that it was an own-goal until reading the Youtube description. Well done American Technology, pity there isn't more of it and like Terry above, they'll still win though unless we nuke the fuckers.
ReplyDeleteBrill PML at the jumping jacks excellent!!!
ReplyDeleteEthnic cleaning of British people ......
ReplyDeleteCouncil house tenants living in properties that are bigger than they need <span><span>are to be forced</span> </span>to move into smaller accommodation.
Ministers are preparing to launch a 'house swap' scheme which is likely to affect hundreds of thousands of people.
I wonder who will be moving in?
Same here, you never know ;)
ReplyDeleteFucking good shot! :-P :-P :-D :-D :-D
This thread has made my day.
ReplyDeleteThe Afghan army doing jumping jacks looked like a special needs day out and the mortars - beautiful.
Nuke the lot and we'll take it from there.
Keep up the good work chaps!
Clarkson was right: http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/146501/BURKA-BABE-FURY/
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/v/SoCg4wyauWY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="170" height="140
I think that's quite cool! :)
ReplyDeleteNeedless to say, some Immam is now threatening Clarkson. What is it with these followers of a "peaceful" religion that anyone they disagree with they don't like gets threatened or murdered. And it doesnt even make sense, because if you think about it rationally, all its saying is beneath a burkah a woman may be attractive. And that's wrong because...?
Of course there is no rationality. These people should fuck off and live in a stone age desert somewhere. After all, away from the horrid west, they should be happy! *DONT_KNOW*
Yeah...
One of the best ads ever made IMHO ;)
ReplyDeleteBwaahahahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteYeah ..... sorted ;)
ReplyDelete7!!
ReplyDeleteFuck off!
As for the hot bird in the burka ..... phwoar!
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately I have a feeling that 99.9% of the fat islamic jihadist breeding fuckers don't quite lok like that and are probably best covered up at all times ;)
Fucking shit loads of Turks and Indians, if Cameron has his way!
ReplyDeleteWe aim to please HoP, unlike all those fuckwits that exist in the Westminster Bubble ;)
ReplyDeleteBut they wouldn't be able to draw our benefits in a stoneage desert somewhere...
ReplyDeleteJust excellent, chaps!
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