The BP oil spill fuckathon advert is my fucking advert of the fucking week. The best fucking advert I've fucking seen in a fucking long fucking time, just because the fuckers in the fucking video use fucks like they're going out of fucking fashion.
Fucking well brilliant!
PS. Any fucker out there have the fucking resources to help me make a fucking advert like this fucker based on fucked up Broken Britain? Now that fucking fucker would be a fucking good fucker of a video!
I watched this, and all I could see and hear, was our Gotty in full flow LOL
ReplyDeleteI agree, Gotty, this was made especially for you LOLOLOL
That's fucking right Ampers and a perfect 'Thank Fuck It's Friday' post, to boot ;)
ReplyDeleteHas something happened in the Gulf then?
ReplyDeleteThey seem awfully batey about it.....
Someone spilled a bit of oil into it I believe, but you know how Americans carry on :)
ReplyDelete<span>"Someone spilled a bit of oil into it I believe, but you know how Americans carry on..."</span>
ReplyDeleteThing is, nobody can find the oil anywhere the levels they are fucking going on about! bet they all drive cars, too!
Agreed. The concept of this video is fucking excellent but it's a shame that those yanks wasted it on such a piss poor, over emotive subject. Obummer and his bunch of lefty socialist fuckwads would have been a far better target ;)
ReplyDeleteMy thoughts exactly.
ReplyDeleteWho wants this oil? - America
Who are major shareholders in BP? - America
The "news blackout" is supposedly being enforced by the US Government, not BP.
There have been many offers from other countries equipped with the latest technology to skim up the leaks, but these were turned down by the US Goverment, so that they can keep jobs "in house". And they haven't been doing a very good job of it...
And somewhere today I saw a report that the oil is dispersing much faster that anticipated. A few weeks back Faustie (I think) posted a link to an American news video reminding us that exactly the same scenario occurred some 30 years ago. The only difference was the depth of water they were drilling in - 200ft instead of 5000ft now....
There's little doubt that BP have been taking way too many chances, but if the Yanks had to pay our prices for fuel they wouldn't be wasting so much of it, and there wouldn't be quite so much pressure on the oil comapnies to push the boundaries...
Firstly I hate seeing kids say f*ck or any other expletive. The same goes for women. It really f*cking pisses me off.
ReplyDeleteSecondly, notice the women going on about what the oil f*cks up? First shout is always "It fucks up the beaches...." then followed around number three with "It fucks up the wildlife..." F*cking f*ckwads!
Thirdly, I wonder if any of these yank wanks realise that the people who caused the f*ck up weren't British but yanks like themselves?
Fourthly, just how much oil does America use?
I don't know, yanks, really...America's such a diverse country. Sadly it's full of tossers who elect people like George Bush and Obamarama into power and they've got the audacity to complain when they elect these knobheads into power?
Hmmm, Microdave...
ReplyDeleteAre you saying here: The yanks wanted oil, and they've got it :)
Any road up .. continuing our TFIF theme of funny signs ..
ReplyDeleteHere's a couple more for you ...
What a fucking nice way to end this fucking week, with a bit of full on fucking f word use! I feel it already is way past the time to open the fucking wine or whatever is your civilised or not so civilised tipple, give a big fuck off to speed cameras, Prescunt, the EU, Jonathan Ross, Ed Balls, Jihadists fuckwits, the Health Nazis. David Fucking Cameron and sundry enemies of civilisation, and wish GOT and all of GOT world a fucking happy weekend.
ReplyDeleteGlad that fucking week was over. >:o
Now fuckity fuck off and enjoy!
Cheers
Gildas the Monk ;)
Quite right too Captain. I wanted to put this one up on a compound we opened recently. Rotten buggers said no.
ReplyDeleteFucking yanks. Always fucking whining.
ReplyDeleteNo wonder the fucking Muslims think they're such a bunch of cunts.
Could it possibly be cos your name's not really "Todd" ? ... ;)
ReplyDeleteHere's one for the hard of understanding ....
And another, just in case they didn't get the message first time round ... >:o :-D :-D :-D
I think they were hoping it would be in their "Gas tanks", not floating about in the sea....
ReplyDeleteBut if there was a huge fuck up they would probably be buried under tons of rock, and be in no position to call Todd....
ReplyDeleteI'll raise you:
ReplyDelete<span>"Fourthly, just how much oil does America use? " - found this from 2007:
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Your last para just about sums it up ;)
ReplyDeleteFuck me! That's some serious consumption. Perhaps some of the whingers would do well to remember that the States really would be fucked ...... if it wasn't for the likes of BP ...... and not because of them.
ReplyDelete"Pussy Natural Energy Drink"
ReplyDeletePriceless!
"RGS Penertrating Oil"
ReplyDeleteWell, at least we know what to get the Fat Poof fro Xmas then :-D
This is fucking rich coming from the fucking fuckers fucking up the fucking whole fucking world! What a fucking fuck of fuckers the fucking fuckers are! Fuck 'em!
ReplyDelete(I think that fucking covers it)
A most comendable selection of fuckwits/fucktards/fuckwads/fucknuts you have there. Have a fucking good weekend yourself .... sounds like you need one ;)
ReplyDeleteMore great signs!
ReplyDeleteThanks, and here's a reminder of the one I did for Downing Street while McSnotty wah still holed up in the bunker .....
Bear with me.....
ReplyDeleteNice fucking fuckers work there, Dioclese.
ReplyDeleteThat's fucking telling the fuckers ;)
The bear facts, eh. LoL ;)
ReplyDeleteHere's the reason - too much drag increases fuel consumption...
ReplyDeleteI've had enough of this - I'm going out for a drink....
ReplyDeleteThat's sooo rude.
ReplyDeleteWhat a waste of fucking money, $15 on a T-shirt that doesn't even spell it out, fucking fuckers; what happens to the other $10 anyway? Rip-off cunts.
ReplyDeleteNice ones MD .... :-D :-D
ReplyDelete"Poker In The Rear"
ReplyDeleteThat made oi fuckin' larrff :-D
Well, Fuck that GOT!
ReplyDeleteI hope you have a fucking good weekend, and I have
posted something you'll really enjoy! ;)
PS: I have to put up your best pic on the topic! :-P
No fuckin shit, I have the "No Trespassing" sign posted inside my garage!
ReplyDelete(Maybe I should put it outside, but this is shitcago, after all)
Nice one Bunnikins!
ReplyDeleteI rather enjoyed the Playboy and half naked bride videos, over at your place. Can't think why ;)
Have a great weekend!
Seconded!
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