What the hell goes through the tiny minds of some parents when they decide to give their children ridiculous birth names? I thought calling your offspring Tangerine or Boat or Asmatik or Virgin was fucking horrendous enough but can you possibly imagine how bad life would be, being burdened with a name like ..... Two Faced Bastard Liar, for the rest of your natural days.
Nine separate sets of parents, that I know of, have done just that.
Seriously though, isn't that grounds for child cruelty or some such shit?
Slot Gob's ego will be going wild with this one.
ReplyDeleteNo idea as to why, but the link below instantly springs to mind.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MBresWP9MY
She'll be even more unbearably nauseating than usual, if that's at all fucking possible.
ReplyDeleteA very apt clip but those staring eyes are definitely going to give me 'mares.
ReplyDeleteStupid Albanian tosser.Anyway, at least we'll know who it is when little Tonibla wants to come over here and vie for his share of the drugs and prostitution market with the rest of his blood brothers.
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"They ask me what the name is," Jahir Sahiti said of his son Tonibler ...
ReplyDelete"I tell them that the name is Tonibler and I hope that he carries it in good health."
With a name like "Toe-nibbler" .... the poor little fucker will probably end up as the world's only Albanian drug-pushin', slag-ownin, foot-fetishist .... :-D :-D
I'll get me coat now, shall I ? .... ;)
Yep .. I'll bet the old "fanny-batter" is gushing out of her by the gallon ... :-$
ReplyDeletehttp://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2008/jul/24/familyandrelationships.newzealand
ReplyDeleteSome one already did but it was worse Dont you remember Talula does the hula from Hawaii?
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<p> The judge criticised the growing trend of parents choosing out-of-the-ordinary names for their children.
</p><p>In his written ruling, he said names such as Stallion, Yeah Detroit, Fish and Chips, Twisty Poi, Keenan Got Lucy and Sex Fruit were prohibited by registration officials. Others that were permitted included twins called Benson and Hedges, other children called Midnight Chardonnay, Number 16 Bus Shelter and, the judge added, "tragically, Violence". Another mother tried to use text language for her child's name, he said.
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</p><p>I rest my case I claim my five pounds
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ring ring, ring ring .... hello .... yes, I'd like a gallon of your strongest fuck off mind bleach .... biked over by courier .... immediately please. Thank you. Goodbye.
ReplyDeleteAmen to that ;)
ReplyDelete"<span>With a name like "Toe-nibbler" .... the poor little fucker will probably end up as the world's only Albanian drug-pushin', slag-ownin, foot-fetishist ...."</span>
ReplyDeleteTimes nine!!
What the fucketty fuck!
ReplyDelete*leaves room to staunch nose bleed*
<span><span>"Another mother tried to use text language for her child's name"</span></span>
ReplyDeleteOMFG!
"<span><span>Benson and Hedges</span></span>" ROFL
ReplyDelete:-D :-D :-D :-D
ReplyDeleteIts a bloody wonder that Mrs Bell & Mrs Lane haven't tried to call their respective first-born(s) "Dinger" & "Shady" (or "Bronco") .. ;)
ReplyDeleteJust give 'em time to work it out .. :-D :-D
True story: Years back, I knew a mother in London, whom Christened her newly born daughter: "Nicole-Tina", and didn't seem to get the irony, that because she constantly mooched around with a fag hanging out of her war like mug, people would suspect that she named the sprog after her most beloved and time consuming hobby.
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely true this ... I went to Primary School with a girl called Theresa Green ...
ReplyDeleteOk then, I'll believe you Cap'n but there'll be a few that won't ;)
ReplyDeleteSounds like she may well have been an early founder of the New Labour species know as 'Chav' ;)
ReplyDeleteWTFF!
ReplyDeleteIn Sweden it's actually the Tax Office (Skatteverket) who are in charge of stopping stupid names (this is true).
ReplyDeleteThey've turned down parents wanting Q, Token, Michael Jackson and Allah in recent cases, but they were overruled by the courts to allow Google and Metallica.
WTF! (again)
ReplyDeleteIt just never ceases to amaze me how many different names that parents can conjure up, to provide their newborn with enough mental torture to last a life time. On the plus side, I'm glad to see that it's not just the UK that suffers from all this fuckwittery ;)
His mother Shukrija said she was very "proud" he was named after Mr Blair, adding: "I hope to God that he grows up to be like Tony Blair or just a fraction like him."
ReplyDeleteI hope to god he doesn't. One warmonger's bad enough for the world let alone 9 more emulating their namesake's atrocious behaviour.
Absolutely ditto from me GIFs ;)
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