Ha! As predicted (see previous posts). I did try to stop this. I did appeal to Slovenia. Oh the pain. And what makes it worse is that at about the time I will be enjoying my Sunday roast, "Lamps" & co will doubtless be enjoying their very own special form of Sunday roast, featuring Christine Bleakley. Well don you useless bastards Gildas the Monk
I was just going through the Ceefax pages, and saw that Stevie Wonder is going to close the Glastonbury Festival. My question is how would he know when everybody has actually left??
Forget the football,England are still world beaters when it comes to standing outside pubs with a wet fag in the pissing rain gawping around like neutered chimpanzees. England,England,England Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
Don't forget that it was never going to happen after Jonah was spotted signing an England shirt, as a gesture of 'good luck', before the tournament had even started.
Normally I'm an avid fan of all England sports Dick but this time I was fucked if I was going to give my all to an England football team who so obviously couldn't be fucked to give theirs.
Shrewd move on the bet mate! Drink will be taken no doubt ;)
Sorry to hear it's pissing down where you are. Fucking baking hot here and, if I smoked, I'd be more worried about my fags spontaneously combusting at the moment ;)
I would never cast aspersions on any England fans making their way out to South Africa, as they have now sampled the delights of a Country that they may never other wise have explored.
However, the saddest thing of all, is come September time, thousands of gullible saps will once again allow themselves to be fleeced dry, by turning up come what may, to watch this dreadful and vastly over rated team, start their qualification campaign for Euro 2012.
If England fans really wanted change, we would boycott the upcoming qualifying matches en-mass, where-by the incompetent F.A., would be forced to sit up and address the problems.
He couldn't have played any worse than that serial shagger Terry, could he?
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ReplyDeleteAs predicted (see previous posts). I did try to stop this. I did appeal to Slovenia. Oh the pain. And what makes it worse is that at about the time I will be enjoying my Sunday roast, "Lamps" & co will doubtless be enjoying their very own special form of Sunday roast, featuring Christine Bleakley.
Well don you useless bastards
Gildas the Monk
Nice one, Gotty.
ReplyDeleteUnlike you, I quite enjoy supporting England in the World Cup but even I was laughing by the end.
(helped that I'd lumped £20 on Germany before the off, mind) ;)
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa
ReplyDeleteYou cruel bastard!!!!
I was just going through the Ceefax pages, and saw that Stevie Wonder is going to close the Glastonbury Festival. My question is how would he know when everybody has actually left??
I have the answer for how we can win, on my blog. But they will never take it up, and because of that, we will never win.
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Forget the football,England are still world beaters when it comes to
ReplyDeletestanding outside pubs with a wet fag in the pissing rain gawping around
like neutered chimpanzees.
England,England,England
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
Yep, and Terry could have kept Blunkett's dog occupied. He's had plenty of practice with those and would be far more likely to score ;)
ReplyDeleteDon't forget that it was never going to happen after Jonah was spotted signing an England shirt, as a gesture of 'good luck', before the tournament had even started.
ReplyDeleteNormally I'm an avid fan of all England sports Dick but this time I was fucked if I was going to give my all to an England football team who so obviously couldn't be fucked to give theirs.
ReplyDeleteShrewd move on the bet mate! Drink will be taken no doubt ;)
A perfect opportunity for some Gottishness, not to be missed ;)
ReplyDeleteRe: Stevie .... keep running around until there was no-one left to bump into!
Sorry to hear it's pissing down where you are.
ReplyDeleteFucking baking hot here and, if I smoked, I'd be more worried about my fags spontaneously combusting at the moment ;)
That plan of yours has got legs, Ampers.
ReplyDeleteRewards actual player performance rather than lazy, talentless fuckwits.
I would never cast aspersions on any England fans making their way out to South Africa, as they have now sampled the delights of a Country that they may never other wise have explored.
ReplyDeleteHowever, the saddest thing of all, is come September time, thousands of gullible saps will once again allow themselves to be fleeced dry, by turning up come what may, to watch this dreadful and vastly over rated team, start their qualification campaign for Euro 2012.
If England fans really wanted change, we would boycott the upcoming qualifying matches en-mass, where-by the incompetent F.A., would be forced to sit up and address the problems.
Will it happen? Yeah right!
For Sale: One vuvuzela, no longer needed, one previous fuckwit owner.
ReplyDeleteThe Octopus was right again. Picked Germany to win, as most would of course, but perceptive for an octupus.?
ReplyDeleteA mirror image of 1966 I think.
ReplyDeleteBut with a fairer result :¬)
Well, he did have 8 goes at picking it ;)
ReplyDeleteI bet you're gutted Conan. Errr .... not ;)
ReplyDelete"... September .... Euro 2012 .."
ReplyDeleteFuck me! We've got to go through all this again so soon?
I can hardly fucking wait.
Grumpy what can i say?
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ENGLAND IS FINISHED BUT WE HAVE OUR SENSE OF HUMOUR !
ARSE RAPED
Stevie only smiles all the time cos no-one's told him he's blick ...
ReplyDeleteLooking forward to the reception these donkeys get when they land at Thiefrow ... :-D :-D :-D
ReplyDeleteMind you, shouldnt that be the referee?
ReplyDeleteGildas
What a horrible ending! Sorry your team lost.
ReplyDeleteAnd, to germany, no less. There are lots of stupid hitler vid parodies on that, BTW.
I watched Death Wish 3 & 4 instead.
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