Hailed as the best hope yet of helping people overcome their addiction to nicotine, Benson and Hedges have announced the launch of their innovative new ‘cigarette’. It's a handy device which, when used with a naked flame, is set to replace those fiddly nicotine patches, foul tasting nicotine gum and those fucking ridiculous rechargeable plastic tubes that you can use on trains and planes and shit.
Clinical trials of the cigarette have produced amazing results.
"Unlike patches, I can dangle it casually from my mouth whilst operating a power tool," said Jez Stevens of Portsmouth, "I look and feel sexy and I now have something to do with my hands when talking to people, other than absent-mindedly fiddling with me bollocks."
Just ask your pharmacist.
Wikio
Not for me, my bollocks are always itching, it won't help.
ReplyDeleteNice one Gotty .... Ferk 'em ... 8-) :-D :-D
ReplyDeleteA Swedish friend introduced me to the tobacco they pouch under their top lip (Snus) the other day.
ReplyDeleteAn advantage of the cigarette over the tobacco pouching Snu user, I discovered, is that you don't sound like you said at a crowded bar "and the penis are fabulous" when if you had been smoking cigarette you would have been heard to have clearly said "and the peanuts are fabulous".
http://www.swedish-snus.com/
I really must try one. ;)
ReplyDeleteA slight case of 'overshare' there, I reckon ;)
ReplyDeleteIs that the righteous fuckwits or the lovely laydees that smoke au naturelle?
ReplyDeleteThat 'made oi larrf'!
ReplyDeleteIst that one of those new fangled cigarettes or the lovely smoking laydee?
ReplyDeleteBoth actually .. the later in the usual way .. the former with the rough, paraffin soaked & lighted end of a Pineapple .. >:o :-D :-D
ReplyDeleteGood answer!
ReplyDeleteFucking ace mate, damn near pissed myself. Shall be back on line in the net few months, but what with moving and other such bollocks time is at a premium at the moment,
ReplyDeleteHey Fido, great to see you're still about. Could have done with your help with this twat recently!
ReplyDeleteHope all goes well and ooking forward to seeing you back on your blog soon ;)
'looking' even (doh!)
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